Daddy can fix anything! But really, do you need to FIX a chainsaw? It’s already a pitiless, elegant zombie killing machine. The Bender of the 20th century!
By Mr.Raccoon
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 18, 2010 · 2:38 PM
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Categories: Advice Meme, Bad Ideas, Capcom, Dead Rising, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (79 Comments) |
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I Saw Wut U Did There >->
Everyone knows the kayak paddle chainsaw is the new shotgun.
I guess he SAW a killing in the water
Make a new advice meme
Beat it like a dead horse
How else are you going to use two chainsaws at once? At least this way one of them counts as a light weapon and you don't take -6/-10 penalties.
…I'm lonely
Cutting your way down stream huh?
That's it, Shawn needs new material. I'm sending him some of the stuff I've got.
This seems perfectly logical to me; where's the joke?
I can't argue with that!
This is the OHKO move that NEVER misses.
Kill things in spectacularly gory ways
Cure daughter who might be watching show
Advice Memes
Advice Memes everywhere
Post unfunny advice memes
Upset the people
How else am i going to motorize my kayak?
Now there's a Courage Kratos I can get behind!
What about CHAINSAWS ON MOTORCYCLES?
Huh. I guess the best way to express my opinion of an advice meme is with another advice meme.
Wonder if he'd use it like a very sharp quarter staff?
Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
*Cookies to anyone who catches the reference*
Chainsaw-kayak paddle motorcycle jousting.
Just imagine it.
Read new floating head meme
Notice I Need a Top hat and monocle.
Really? xD
I just came up with and made it today, I swear.
And that is the reason for the headless hunt. Nicholas wasn't included because his head isn't good enough for an advice meme.
A courage kratos that doesn't suck? In MY Halolz?
C'mon guys, you make me feel like I killed a puppy for saying that joke
Back In mah days, we didn't have any of your fancy kayak paddles,
when we wanted to dual wield chainsaws, we'd chain them together…
courage cratos just made a pretty good comeback
Get shot in ribs three times
Drink whisky and be fine