Daddy can fix anything! But really, do you need to FIX a chainsaw? It’s already a pitiless, elegant zombie killing machine. The Bender of the 20th century!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 18, 2010 · 2:38 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (190 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, Bad Ideas, Capcom, Dead Rising, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Xbox 360

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  1. masashi98 on September 18th, 2010 2:45 pm

    I Saw Wut U Did There >->

  2. dvv402 on September 18th, 2010 2:48 pm

    Everyone knows the kayak paddle chainsaw is the new shotgun.

  3. DrRickRollins on September 18th, 2010 3:04 pm

    I guess he SAW a killing in the water

  4. BurnoutSpartan on September 18th, 2010 3:11 pm

    Make a new advice meme
    Beat it like a dead horse

  5. TheFancyPants on September 18th, 2010 3:17 pm

    How else are you going to use two chainsaws at once? At least this way one of them counts as a light weapon and you don't take -6/-10 penalties.
    …I'm lonely

  6. codemaster525 on September 18th, 2010 3:17 pm

    Cutting your way down stream huh?

  7. Missinko009 on September 18th, 2010 3:17 pm

    That's it, Shawn needs new material. I'm sending him some of the stuff I've got.

  8. Gaytits on September 18th, 2010 3:18 pm

    This seems perfectly logical to me; where's the joke?

  9. Shawn Handyside on September 18th, 2010 3:33 pm

    I can't argue with that!

  10. KamikazeGible on September 18th, 2010 3:36 pm

    This is the OHKO move that NEVER misses.

  11. DM1293 on September 18th, 2010 3:53 pm

    Kill things in spectacularly gory ways

    Cure daughter who might be watching show

  12. Roflcopter419 on September 18th, 2010 4:56 pm

    Advice Memes

    Advice Memes everywhere

  13. Axel_X on September 18th, 2010 6:11 pm

    Post unfunny advice memes
    Upset the people

  14. nerdygangstah on September 18th, 2010 6:15 pm

    How else am i going to motorize my kayak?

  15. Leo E. on September 18th, 2010 7:02 pm

    Now there's a Courage Kratos I can get behind!

  16. ThatOneDude on September 18th, 2010 6:19 pm


  17. GameboyPATH on September 18th, 2010 7:31 pm

    Huh. I guess the best way to express my opinion of an advice meme is with another advice meme.

  18. AuraMaster on September 18th, 2010 8:22 pm

    Wonder if he'd use it like a very sharp quarter staff?

    Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!

    *Cookies to anyone who catches the reference*

  19. Ninjaneer on September 18th, 2010 8:41 pm

    Chainsaw-kayak paddle motorcycle jousting.
    Just imagine it.

  20. Histomen on September 18th, 2010 9:11 pm

    Read new floating head meme
    Notice I Need a Top hat and monocle.

  21. Link4all on September 18th, 2010 9:28 pm

    Really? xD
    I just came up with and made it today, I swear.

  22. KamikazeGible on September 18th, 2010 10:03 pm

    And that is the reason for the headless hunt. Nicholas wasn't included because his head isn't good enough for an advice meme.

  23. Frankenstrat247 on September 18th, 2010 11:06 pm

    A courage kratos that doesn't suck? In MY Halolz?

  24. MrRaccoon on September 18th, 2010 11:57 pm

    C'mon guys, you make me feel like I killed a puppy for saying that joke

  25. Dimomarg on September 19th, 2010 2:47 am

    Back In mah days, we didn't have any of your fancy kayak paddles,
    when we wanted to dual wield chainsaws, we'd chain them together…

  26. dope92 on September 19th, 2010 3:53 am

    courage cratos just made a pretty good comeback

  27. Blueparatroopa on September 20th, 2010 3:05 pm

    Get shot in ribs three times
    Drink whisky and be fine

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