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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on May 28, 2014 · 8:17 PM 
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Half-Life, Super Smash Bros, Team Fortress 2

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  1. Arch_Evil_Angel on September 6th, 2014 8:49 pm

    Still here, hoping against hope we will get some kind of update.

  2. Pupsrus13 on September 7th, 2014 12:58 am

    I spend my days making pizza, but I'm still here.

  3. wolfpax181 on September 7th, 2014 7:48 pm

    I want to say I could think of worse fates, but from making so many you're bound to end up sick of pizza. That is a fate worse than death.

  4. Pupsrus13 on September 7th, 2014 10:42 pm

    In all honesty, I don't eat that much pizza from work. I've literally eaten maybe a whole pizza, in total, in the three months I've been there.

  5. Rocker23220 on September 7th, 2014 11:09 pm

    Aye, aye, cap'n!!

  6. Combatbeaver on September 8th, 2014 3:26 am
  7. Roland_Deschain on September 11th, 2014 1:02 am

    Alternatively, part of the ship, part of the crew.

  8. Uzumakiclan43 on September 11th, 2014 5:00 pm

    Started playing God of War on my friend's PS3. Amazing game, btw, but why do all of the bosses and mini-bosses have to be so damn hard? You're a freakin' minatour, for Pete's sake, not Mike Tyson!
    And on that note, this is what my first though on Ares was when I first saw him:
    <img src=""&gt;
    Anyone else that play it share the same PTSD like thought?

  9. Alpar on September 14th, 2014 9:37 am

    Ask a guy with a demo of Smash 3DS anything.

  10. wolfpax181 on September 14th, 2014 3:35 pm

    What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?

  11. Roland_Deschain on September 14th, 2014 4:03 pm

    European or African?

  12. wolfpax181 on September 15th, 2014 6:43 am

    Uh….I don't know. *flies into a pit*

  13. The Pualrus on September 14th, 2014 9:04 pm

    What do you think of Page 2 of the comments?

    …Also just how clone-like is Lucina? Is she a carbon copy of Marth or does she have her own feel to her?

  14. Alpar on September 14th, 2014 11:55 pm

    1) Demo only has Mario, Link, Pikachu, Megaman, and Villager
    2) I was just about to comment on that second page. It's been forever since we've last hit it…

  15. Link4all on September 15th, 2014 1:17 am

    I can has?

  16. Alpar on September 15th, 2014 8:03 am

    Sorry, I got it from a friend, not my own Platinum status.

  17. Comire on September 18th, 2014 4:14 pm

    I've got the demo too (sorry people given my codes away already). What d'you think of it? Graphics-wise, I think it looks pretty decent on my tiny, original 3DS screen. Mechanics-wise, still as floaty as brawl but as combo-rific as…64.

  18. Link4all on September 15th, 2014 8:41 pm

    On the bright side I became I professional gamer since this submission. Flying out to California to compete in the ESL finals :D

  19. Comire on September 18th, 2014 4:08 pm

    Awesome count +1.

  20. Link4all on September 28th, 2014 3:02 pm

    In case anyone was wondering we got 2nd in a closely fought finals. VOD of the final game is here:

  21. SolarPonyDjango on September 16th, 2014 7:08 pm

    So how bout that new Smash Brothers guys? Came out in Japan, I'm pretty pumped for it myself must admit. Plus Bowser Jr., and Duck Hunt Dog? They'll be fun. I wanna try Greninja, Little Mac, Shulk and most importantly MegaMan.

  22. Comire on September 18th, 2014 4:16 pm

    I been watching Twitch streams for like 5 days straight. Psyched doesn't even come close to describe what I am right now!

    …sleep deprived might though…

  23. Alpar on October 5th, 2014 9:31 pm

    I got it a few days ago and I've been doing nothing but playing it.

    Little Mac is my favorite but I need to stop using him so much or my interest in everyone else is gonna rot to the ground and I'm gonna suck in multiplayer…

  24. SolarPonyDjango on September 16th, 2014 7:08 pm


  25. Scept on September 20th, 2014 2:33 am

    Aye, cap'n, but I fear I'll be jumpin' ship soon enough. This ship be deader than yon forums.

  26. Umbreon 0 on September 23rd, 2014 12:14 pm

    Still here, still lurking, mostly. I check the site every day hoping for new content, but I've resorted to checking the comments on this submission once every couple of weeks for new posts. This is what Halolz is now :c

  27. Ryu Bonkosi on September 26th, 2014 6:37 am

    I check the site once every week, but alas, have little to say.

  28. wolfpax181 on October 1st, 2014 7:53 am

    So, there's a page 2 and has been for a while; should we aim for page 3?

  29. Ryu Bonkosi on October 3rd, 2014 7:07 am

    If we try really hard, I hear there is a hidden 4th page.

  30. wolfpax181 on October 3rd, 2014 9:09 am

    All the pages!

  31. SpectralSheep on October 3rd, 2014 2:35 pm

    Brawl in the Family officially ended today. This must be a year of endings.

  32. SolarPonyDjango on October 4th, 2014 9:37 pm

    At least we got an official ending from them.

  33. Alpar on October 5th, 2014 9:31 pm


    ow ;_;

  34. Prof. Luigi on October 5th, 2014 11:09 pm

    It's kind of sad to see the ghost town of Haloz.
    An abandoned settlements of lost dreams, lost hopes, and lost laughs.
    Do you remember when we got a new post every day, and all we cared about was E-Peen? I never even made it to 100p. Not that it matters now.
    We took this place for granted. Now look at us. Scrounging for every little Kratlol and poorly edited meme we can get.

    Look on to the east and the west, and see the portraits of the once mighty gods known as Captain Falcon and Wolf O'Donnel. Where did they go off to?
    It's been years since we paid proper homage to them.
    Perhaps because we abandoned them that they abandoned us. Or perhaps we misplaced our faith to begin with.
    In any case,it doesn't look like they'll be saving any of us any time soon.

    Do you remember the server? The server's first rule was that no one talks about it. And now no one remembers it.
    It was filled to the brim every day and every night, one struggled to get in. Every day people would party and play fine music. The hardcore and casual alike fought together and against each other. Epic moments and hilarious times were to be had by all, as characters of all shapes and personalities would make the server great.
    Barely a soul wanders by it now. Maybe it gets a few bursts of visitors to put on the facade of new life. Perhaps an update here and there in a poor attempt to attract the straglers. Who knows what it has now? Nobody goes anymore.

    Do you remember the olden days of Halolz?
    Do you remember the namesake this place?
    Do you remember the foundations this ruin of former greatness was placed on?
    That Halolz will never return.
    Do you remember the Movie Mondays?
    Do you remember the festivals known as wolf Wednesdays and Falcon Fridays?
    That Halolz will never return.
    Do you remember?
    It's all we can do now.
    That Halolz will never return.

    Have you hope that one day the great Handyside will once again turn his eye upon us?
    Or have you hope that one day a new ruler will bring us laughs and joys?
    Then Falcon speed you stragglers.
    Maybe a new dawn will come.
    Until then we can only remember.
    Until then we can do nothing but wait.

  35. wolfpax181 on October 7th, 2014 9:26 am
  36. Soul Eater 676 on October 9th, 2014 2:08 am
  37. Ryu Bonkosi on October 9th, 2014 2:25 am
  38. wolfpax181 on October 9th, 2014 5:06 pm

    And in true Halolz style, a broken image link that you can view if you right click it.

  39. SpectralSheep on October 11th, 2014 9:53 pm

    Kinda wish I hadn't right clicked it.

  40. Ryu Bonkosi on October 17th, 2014 11:00 am

    It WAS a picture of Roy Mustang at Brigadier General Hughes funeral. I have no idea why it is what it is now. The same one from Rocker's post a little further down in fact.

  41. Alpar on October 9th, 2014 7:24 pm


  42. Rocker23220 on October 13th, 2014 11:39 am

    <img src=" _5159933f05a4062b5b735d3d0febde05.gif" width="300" height="200">

  43. Scept on October 14th, 2014 11:11 pm

    N-neither did I, dear friend. *cough* I, too, am stuck at 99p.

    But I never gave up hope. *wheeze* I still have hope. Hope that one day, our high priest of Falcon, Shawn, will return to us with lolz and deliver us from Wolf. *hack*

    I won't live to see that day, but don't worry. Never lose… hope…

    [Scept dies, end scene]

  44. wolfpax181 on October 15th, 2014 4:51 am

    Scept! No! Don't give up hope! I once was a 91 when this started but I made 92! *gets the defibrillator*

  45. Rocker23220 on October 22nd, 2014 5:04 pm

    And I've gone from 86 to 87!!! It IS possible!!! Don't give up on us, you bastard!!

  46. Spaz Tzu on October 26th, 2014 10:36 pm

    *climbs out of the rubble*
    Sup guys.

  47. Alpar on October 9th, 2014 9:40 pm

    You know what I haven't done in a while? Post a rant.
    Today's my birthday, and I turned 20.

    Odd as this sounds, I actually started lurking Halolz on my this day five years ago. I had no idea why, I guess I just treated myself to it at the time. So I've basically been a part of this site for five years now.

    The dynamic of this place has been really weird for me. I mean now it's just dead with a bunch of random posters just posting whatever since we're not moving along anymore, so… anytime's a good time to say this huh?

    Through the years I've gone through a bunch of different phases I suppose. At first, I was socially awkward and quiet, kind of obnoxious but only because I really liked being around people, never to know the wiser until a while later. And I'm sure some of you can recall that I was a bit of a white knight internet hero over the dumbest things. Hell, this whole wall will probably sound like that in due time. I also remember how prone to being angry I was, mistaking it as a way to get my points across effectively. Not good!

    Anyway moving on, I did sense something special about this place. The sense of togetherness the community had was something that was new to me in my life, since… well, I was left out a lot. But I'm not gonna indulge in a sob story here. Point being, I knew sticking around would have its benefits, even if my reputation had its negatives.
    It's just at the time I found this place, it was hard finding a respectable game community you know? Funny, yes, I'm aware, that I found a game community with a buncha crazy nerds to be respectable. It's a massive irony looking back at it but somehow it was true. I really got to grow as a person and even if I made a lot of pretentious and unfunny comments, I still made a lot of good memories being an active component of these messages. Like Falcon Heene! Everybody loved that submission! :D

    Jokes aside, I don't even really know how many of you will see this but I'm not here to garner more e-peen like the rest of us did, 69p monocle status and all that we used to have (Remember that? Yeah me neither anymore… oh hey I have 119. Younger me would feel like the biggest hero.) I feel it's necessary to post this here, just because going to this one site has changed my life a lot through a series of unlikely turns and events. So even if it's about to become Staccato status, I feel the place itself was vital enough for me to leave this dumb, huge speech.

    I have considered just plain leaving the comments section like a lot of the older Halolz members. The majority of them have just plain stopped checking the site overall to be honest. In whichever case I don't think I'm going to stop coming back here, I've felt too strong of an attachment to leave. It's kind of pathetic in hindsight, but personally I don't mind.

    Even though this place is about to become Staccato status, I might just keep returning anyway simply because.

    And for those of you that stuck around at whatever point in time, despite whether you see this or not, thanks to you too. People wouldn't normally see it as anything, but I guess, even if just for today, I saw you all as attempting parts to enrich the comments sections.

    And if by some CRAZY weird coincidence Shawn ever decides to run his eyes past these lines, despite whatever stalling, laziness, or business you had to attend to, and also despite your lack of interaction with the community itself for most of this site's life, I still want to thank you for having the idea to make Halolz and going through with it.
    I've met an unbelievable amount of irreplaceable friends because of it. It's shape up my character for the rest of my teenage years. I don't know where I'd be in life without this place. All things considered I really do owe it this one speech. A site founded on INTERNET MEMES.

    It's made such an unlikely yet hugely positive influence on me over these last five years, that I can't possibly see it as anything to regret.

    A curse on my being I'll carry to my grave.

    One I'll gladly carry for the rest of my life.

  48. Link4all on October 10th, 2014 12:03 am

    Happy birthday Alpar.

    Halolz will always live on in my heart.

    As we speak I'm wearing my Link to the Future Haloz shirt while my I'm on a Boat Halolz shirt hangs in my closet.

  49. Roland_Deschain on October 11th, 2014 11:36 pm

    Happy belated birthday, man.

    As I said before there is nothing that can tear the memories of this site from me. The people, the running gags, the community as a whole. And if this has to be our last hurrah then so be it, because it was such an end. Hundreds of posts and a sense that what is done is done, yet we stand together.

    Long days and pleasant nights to you. Long days and pleasant nights to all. We shall be separated by a divide of time and distance, but our memories will make us inseparable.

  50. Rocker23220 on October 13th, 2014 11:46 pm

    Happy late birthday, man. I still log on from time to time, just to see what's been commented on lately. This place is still on my Bookmark Taskbar, one of the first things I see every time I launch Chrome. I love you all like family, and I wish we didn't have to say goodbye like this.

  51. Prof. Luigi on October 17th, 2014 9:19 pm

    Happy belated birthday.
    May you see many Alpar Fools Days.

  52. Arch_Evil_Angel on October 18th, 2014 9:09 am
  53. TransPM on November 9th, 2014 2:30 am

    Woah, I'm older than Alpar? Somehow I always imagined you as being older than me. I assumed most people here were for that matter, seeing as I first discovered this place as a naive high school student. Damn, now I'm getting nostalgic too. Anyway, just wanted to say your presence was definitely felt, and appreciated. I think Alpar Fails Day and the aftermath that followed is probably my favorite memory from this site.

  54. Zink120 on November 17th, 2014 3:50 pm

    The fact that you wrote this 5 weeks ago and that I only just saw it sums it up nicely -- once in a blue moon an old instinct kicks in to check whether Halolz has updated.
    Beautiful speech, Alparmate, and one I think lots of us can relate to. Need moar Halo needs moar lolz 11/10

  55. Pate-Tico on October 11th, 2014 1:15 am

    Hey guys! Remember us? :)

  56. Pate-Tico on October 11th, 2014 1:26 am

    I sincerely doubt they remember us, it's been almost 5 years since the last time we posted anything in here (even though we kept lurking).

    Alpar might recognize us, though.

  57. wolfpax181 on October 11th, 2014 6:44 pm

    I have no idea who you are.

  58. Pate-Tico on October 12th, 2014 5:12 pm

    But I will find you…

  59. Alpar on October 18th, 2014 7:25 am


    OH SH-




  60. Cheat2Win on October 15th, 2014 2:30 am

    Wow, kinda forgot all about this site. It's been quite a while.

    The feeling I have upon coming back and seeing this thread is like a former settler looking at a ghost town.

    Or better yet, it's like looking at current day MySpace.

  61. Pate-Tico on October 15th, 2014 7:48 pm

    The fuck is MySpace?

  62. Pate-Tico on October 15th, 2014 7:50 pm

    The Netscape of social networks…

  63. Pate-Tico on October 15th, 2014 12:50 pm

    Hey guys! Strawberry and I were thinking about buying a domain and a hosting plan for a New Halolz.

    Propose a name!

  64. Pate-Tico on October 15th, 2014 12:53 pm

    We are not buying shit, Pasteurized got some free credit because his hosting providers messed up and sold him a domain that was already taken.

    In return, he was given $25 in credit, plus 60% off his next hosting plan, and a dedicated IP.

  65. wolfpax181 on October 15th, 2014 2:08 pm

    Church Of Falcon possibly. Bound to draw some bad attention though, unfortunately.

  66. Pate-Tico on October 15th, 2014 7:45 pm

    I was precisely thinking of that. It hasn't been taken, plus, SSB is way more relevant nowadays.

    We need more input. Should we Drupal or WordPress? I trust the community oddly enough to provide full admin access to anyone who knows any of these platforms well enough.

    I'm leaning towards Drupal.

    Any other domain name suggestion?

  67. Link4all on October 19th, 2014 12:58 am
  68. Pate-Tico on October 19th, 2014 2:08 am

    Yeeee, nope.

  69. Alpar on October 18th, 2014 7:25 am

    We dealt with a singular religious crazy I think back in the day in the whole comments section and I don't think we ever had one on CoF, so no biggie. It'd still work as a name.

  70. Pate-Tico on October 19th, 2014 12:42 am

    I don't like how it looks as a URL, though.

    Any alts?

    Strawberry? Any Ideas? :T

  71. Pate-Tico on October 19th, 2014 12:43 am

    You mean you don't like

    How about ?

  72. Pate-Tico on October 19th, 2014 12:52 am

    Clever, do-able, available, but might scare newcomers.

    Wish I could tag everyone here.

  73. wolfpax181 on October 19th, 2014 8:14 am

    Well, if they have e-mail notification of replies set up, just put a reply on their post if you want to get their attention.

  74. Alpar on October 19th, 2014 10:56 am

    I think would work just fine if it isn't already taken.

    We'll find ways to advertise the thing for all the other commentators that have been browsing as time goes by, just focus on making a clean domain for the time being.
    A messy forums is really no fun to browse.

    In my experience what you want to do is just make four primary boards to hold threads, those being:

    General Discussions
    Video Games

    If you have a Skype handle I could add you. Skype's really convenient (well… for the most part I guess.) I'd rather not throw my name down here though.

  75. Pate-Tico on October 19th, 2014 11:40 am

    We never said anything about forums…

    Just kidding xD

    I'm allowed to have 2 sub-domains, we could have a main page, then the forums would be a subdomain, as in (alt:

    Of course, I want this to be democratic. I'll do as wolfpax said and reply to every thread there is here to tell people to vote for a name.

    I don't like Skype much, I rarely use it. I see you are online, so, got to the chatroom at Radio Hyrule and we will talk there in the meantime.

  76. Arch_Evil_Angel on October 19th, 2014 11:52 am

    While I think forums would be an important part of keeping this community together, I think it would also be a good idea to have a page devoted to exactly what brought us all together in the first place: funny video game pictures and videos. I would set up an email account for people to submit pics/videos to and put someone in charge of it who will check it and post stuff often.

    Spread some of the work around. That way, one person isn't holding all the keys and the place crashes and burns if something happens to that one person.

  77. Pate-Tico on October 19th, 2014 12:19 pm

    Precisely thinking of that.

    You know what? Smashlolz it shall be, with forums so we can still praise Our Lord and Savior.

  78. Scept on October 25th, 2014 2:18 am


  79. Alpar on October 19th, 2014 2:54 pm

    I had you added?

    Hit me up a message if you see me online then. If you're still on that is. Or whenever is fine too.

  80. Pate-Tico on October 19th, 2014 11:36 pm

    No, you haven't added me yet, I just know when you are online
    ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

  81. Alpar on October 20th, 2014 8:30 am

    Pass your username then, or your Steam.

  82. Pate-Tico on October 20th, 2014 1:58 pm

    karurosu_nto (Skype)

  83. Alpar on October 20th, 2014 8:42 pm


  84. Scept on October 26th, 2014 7:32 pm

    HOLD IT!
    Are we going to have a dedicated TF2 server to honor the late Gentleman Heavy?

  85. Pate-Tico on October 27th, 2014 12:54 am


    I'm afraid I have no idea of how to do that.

    Although, if we all raise enough money, we could get a dedicated server and do whatever we want with it :) .

  86. Prof. Luigi on October 26th, 2014 5:25 pm

    Please post a notice here if this new Halolz project gets off the ground and onto the internet.

  87. Pate-Tico on October 27th, 2014 12:59 am

    Well, the site is up and running: , with forums: and a chatroom: .
    Although I have no idea of how to use any of these platforms, I would love to have them customized.

    Then again, I'm willing to give full admin access to anyone who knows about these things well enough.

    I'll make an image to post right now and catch people's attention.

  88. brawlfan1 on October 23rd, 2014 5:14 pm

    Hello, everyone. I've been a lurker here for a long time, think I had a few comments & replies some time long ago. I've been coming back here persistently, and with news of the potential new situation of smashlolz developing thanks to Alpar and the Milk cartons, I'll probably go on to lurk there, and hopefully it will succeed as much as this place once did. (and in some ways, kinda still does). The community here is absolutely amazing, and its been really great to watch everything as it has unfolded. Here's to one of the greatest communities in gaming!

  89. Pate-Tico on October 27th, 2014 2:49 am
  90. masashi98 on October 27th, 2014 3:08 am

    Very interesting indeed to see the life that still exists in this ancient place, still striving to keep from vanishing altogether. I applaud the tenacity of all commenters still posting strong and hope that this new opportunity gives rise to even more lolz. =3

  91. Prof. Luigi on October 28th, 2014 3:47 pm

    Yeah! Lets keep this train wreck rollin'!

  92. Combatbeaver on November 2nd, 2014 4:08 am

    I can't login to my wordpress account on smashlolz for some reason, it just keeps saying username or email incorrect even when i try to recover my password, however i can still login on the main wordpress site no problem :/

  93. Pate-Tico on November 2nd, 2014 8:27 pm

    It may be due to the fact that the site is an isolated WordPress installation, so it actually doesn't have any other pointers to other than the CRON Jobs, which check if there are any updates available for the system.

    Also, to anyone reading this, come on guys! Anyone interested in messing around with the site? I'm a college student and, to make matters worst, I'm also in school politics, so I don't have much time to spare :|

    I will do have A LOT of spare time once mid-Decembre kicks in, by then I'll do some crazy awesome shenanigans with the site, but for now, I need to focus :|

    Also therapy, that takes time too!

  94. Pate-Tico on November 2nd, 2014 8:29 pm

    Don't pretend you don't like the therapist ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

  95. Pate-Tico on November 2nd, 2014 8:32 pm

    She's like 40, so I'll say no…

    Heehee… have you noticed that if you take the "the" in "therapist" that-

    yeah, never mind…

  96. wolfpax181 on November 3rd, 2014 2:26 pm
  97. Scept on November 20th, 2014 12:00 pm

    Ara ara~

  98. Alpar on November 15th, 2014 7:46 am

    Haven't been here for a while, just saw this.
    Better be alive when I get there.

  99. Happy on November 23rd, 2014 9:14 am

    Email sent!!

  100. Pate-Tico on November 23rd, 2014 4:11 pm


  101. Pate-Tico on November 25th, 2014 12:22 am


  102. Pate-Tico on November 25th, 2014 2:49 pm

    So, in case you are wondering, my web hosting provider is under siege and I lost access to all my sites, including smashlolz.

    And I just had fixed the forums last night…


  103. Rocker23220 on November 30th, 2014 6:28 pm

    So yet another website is laid to rest before it's time?

  104. Pate-Tico on November 30th, 2014 7:40 pm

    Not quite! They fixed it! :'D

    Now, give us ONE MORE WEEK and then Happy and I will get this site running like Sonic on Chili Dogs.

  105. Alpar on December 9th, 2014 7:56 am

    So is it fixed yet.

  106. Happy on December 13th, 2014 7:51 pm

    Site is fully un-borked and functional at least! (apart from OP image.. I don't know what's up with it ==) we've yet to sort out a formal opening though.. email is a cumbersome medium :o
    at this point I think you'll just have to lean on good faith and an "eventually" -- which I know is a lot to ask out of halolzers in particular, but I feel certain things will be rolling within the next fortnight to month! If not, be assured that it is not in fact zero sum progress ;)
    the only real barriers are pate-tico's free time (his semester should end this week or next, but do be generous about real-life commitments) and my site-fancifying (I procrastinate, but stuff has been done! I swear to god yall will be blown away by this photoshopping). it's not much barrier at all which is why I'm super optimistic about the near future. 8)

  107. UndeadLex on December 23rd, 2014 11:55 am

    Starting a Steam Group seems like a logical step.
    I'm not suggesting that I manage it (by all means, what you want to do is your priority) but having a platform that most people log into everyday to announce stuff is a good idea.
    Gives you motivation to continue to post updates and Steam game days.
    I remember those…

  108. Alpar on December 23rd, 2014 5:22 pm

    Oh hey and speaking of dead, the forums are OFFICIALLY dead now.

  109. Ice_Cold_Water on October 28th, 2014 10:56 am
  110. GenCasar on November 5th, 2014 11:05 pm

    Let's see…

    Duke Nukem Forever was released a while ago
    Half Life 3 jokes are common and unfunny.
    Majora's Mask 3DS was JUST announced.
    Everyone's forgotten about Megaman Legends 3.

    Shoot. What game is lingering in development hell, that we can use to compare to the next Halolz submission?

  111. Leo E. on November 28th, 2014 8:29 pm

    PSO2 localization.

  112. Squikker2001 on December 5th, 2014 10:33 am

    Awww. I was really looking forward to that game crossing the ocean.

    About a year and a half ago.

    Now I'm sad. :(

  113. Luken Delzeal on December 8th, 2014 4:20 am

    Could always play the jp version, pretty easy to do nowadays, plenty of helpful "how to" guides out for registering, downloading/updating, and translating.

  114. Leo E. on November 6th, 2014 9:23 pm

    Starting Yuri Thread 2: Homosexual Boogaloo. Now with twice as many Madokas.

    <img src="; height="459" width="492">

    Gee, Homura-chan, how come the Law of Cycles lets you have TWO Madokas?

  115. Leo E. on November 9th, 2014 7:34 pm
  116. Leo E. on November 14th, 2014 10:09 am

    <img src=""&gt;

    The fact that Yaya x Hikari isn't canon proves that there is no justice in the world.

  117. Leo E. on November 18th, 2014 12:37 pm

    <img src="; height="307" width="443">

    With all the crossdressing guys running around in this manga we tend to forget that she loves girls.

  118. wolfpax181 on November 20th, 2014 9:28 am

    I thought you had given up, strangely comforting to see you did not.

  119. Leo E. on November 20th, 2014 10:58 pm

    Why would I give up? Anything is possible if you don't give up.

    <img src="; height="409" width="409">


  120. Happy on November 23rd, 2014 9:25 am

    As the closest thing to a lesbian on this site (vaguely confident in this assumption), it is my humble opinion tho that schoolgirl yuri is some weak ass shiet


  121. Leo E. on November 23rd, 2014 1:30 pm

    I'd like to see Samine contest both of those statements.

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    Plus the idea of girls around that age having romantic attractions to each other is actually pretty standard in Japan. Which, as we all know, is where lesbians come from.

  122. Leo E. on November 24th, 2014 4:06 pm

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    >Lisia dressing up the female player character and swooning over how good she looks
    >Yandere Team Magma member showing interest in the female player character
    >Double battle teams of two girls talking about how cute each other are
    >Girls locking themselves in areas for alone time

    I'm really liking these new Pokemon games.

  123. Leo E. on November 25th, 2014 10:47 am

    The doctor prescribed 10 CCs of Strawberry Panic.

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  124. Leo E. on November 28th, 2014 8:24 pm

    New reply string is go.

  125. Alpar on November 30th, 2014 11:50 pm

    Unfortunately for you Samine ain't lez.

  126. Leo E. on November 28th, 2014 8:26 pm
  127. Leo E. on December 2nd, 2014 9:14 pm
  128. Leo E. on December 8th, 2014 11:24 am

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    Get the fuck out of here Nico, nobody invited you.

  129. Leo E. on December 10th, 2014 12:24 pm

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    Citrus is great. The first volume is coming out in English later this month, you should buy it.

  130. Leo E. on December 17th, 2014 8:29 am

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    More Love Live. Always more Love Live.

  131. Leo E. on December 19th, 2014 11:24 pm

    I don't watch Korra, but yeah, that happened.

  132. Leo E. on December 28th, 2014 1:33 pm
  133. Leo E. on December 30th, 2014 2:41 pm
  134. Leo E. on January 3rd, 2015 8:48 pm
  135. Leo E. on January 11th, 2015 9:54 am
  136. Leo E. on January 13th, 2015 9:57 pm
  137. Leo E. on January 19th, 2015 9:25 pm
  138. Leo E. on January 23rd, 2015 1:57 pm

    New Senran Kagura Estival Versus gameplay video, showing off the beginning of Ryoubi/Ryouna's story.

    So we finally get to see that sadomasochistic yuri wincest in action.

    That wail she makes is incredible.

  139. Leo E. on January 29th, 2015 12:07 am

    Yurikuma episode 4.

    …There's no picture or joke here, I just still can't even

  140. Leo E. on February 4th, 2015 10:58 am

    Episode 5.

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    Ginko fantasizes about Kureha doing gay stuff with her then Ginko and Lulu try to kill that bitch who was tricking Kureha and JESUS CHRIST NO THE EPISODE CAN'T END THERE WHY DO YOU DO THIS WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU I CAN'T WAIT A FULL WEEK FOR THE NEXT EPISODE

  141. Soul Eater 676 on November 7th, 2014 8:04 pm

    So dry, I would take a pony post, as long it's new content on this dry as shit site.

    Damnit Shawn and Trunks, do you even care?

  142. wolfpax181 on November 17th, 2014 8:46 am

    Go to Halolz, click comments, click last activity, close Halolz.

  143. Navy_Pheonix on November 24th, 2014 11:34 am

    Would you look at this. This was my first website when I was a kid. I don't know exactly how long ago I started following this website, but needless to say if I zone out enough and simply click on the address bar, this is one of the urls that I begin to type out.

    I'm fairly certain I've made less than 100 comments with this account, but even then, I just wanted you guys to know that I've been here, this whole time. I barely said anything, it even took me a couple years to simply make this account, but I've been there. It's sad to see a website like this go, and I guess it's a sign that I'm getting older, where I've actually gotten to the point where websites begin to fade away.

    I don't have much else to say. I'm very sad now. I just wanted you guys to know that this website is basically a part of me now, and that I'll always appreciate it.

  144. MasterLuigi452 on November 30th, 2014 1:36 am

    Been a WHILE since the last time I visited.
    Hello fellas. If you guys need a place to hang out while that's something game related, drop by to my stream channel!

  145. TheFoolOfMon on November 30th, 2014 7:01 pm

    With SOME PEOPLE posting so much yuri I feel a need to bring balance.

  146. Leo E. on November 30th, 2014 11:34 pm
  147. Alpar on November 30th, 2014 11:48 pm


  148. Happy on December 1st, 2014 7:25 am

    I moved to +1 you (for balance, for science) and then I recognised the subject matter and

    [moral conflict intensifying]

  149. Alpar on December 1st, 2014 8:00 am

    I didn't know you were opposed to yaoi.

  150. Happy on December 1st, 2014 10:39 pm

    I'm not; I'm morally opposed to Free

  151. Alpar on December 2nd, 2014 7:44 am

    As you should be.

  152. wolfpax181 on December 12th, 2014 9:09 am

    I can get behind anyone opposed to Free.

  153. TheFoolOfMon on December 13th, 2014 3:23 am

    What is wrong with Free?

  154. Alpar on December 13th, 2014 7:17 am

    What's not wrong with original KyoAni ever.

  155. GenCasar on December 6th, 2014 12:36 am

    And then Halolz was cancelled due to budgeting issues (read: Shawn finally stopped paying the bills for the site.)

  156. Alpar on December 6th, 2014 11:53 am

    Gainax ending ahoy.

  157. GenCasar on December 10th, 2014 9:37 pm

    So I'm bitter. Why, you may ask? TF2's End of the Line update.

    What was hyped: New Weapons, a new map, and a TF2 short.

    What we got: Robotic Boogaloo 2: Electric Boogaloo. And a TF2 short.

    Granted, the short wasn't terrible. It had its charm. It would have made for a great Halolz update, but that's about as likely as the Skullgirls hats and a tradeable Linux penguin at this point. Both, which I might add, were also promised by Valve and never followed through on; the latter because people were greedy, and the former because, uh… something about two weeks.

    I'm pretty darn close to cashing out my backpack. Only problem is, I only have one thing of note to cash out, and that's the Pocket Purrer #9. And guess what? Low Craft Number hype is also dead. Like End of the Line hype.


  158. Happy on December 13th, 2014 6:43 pm

    You might be interested in this overview of the proposed EOTL map (which still exists in an unofficial capacity!); tl;dr it was entirely on track for inclusion before valve ultimately had their veto. I'm sure the mapmakers are most disappointed out of everyone after a year of love and labour, but they're doing a great job of not showing it and it's sad to see some of the responses not respect that (not yours! just people. youtube).
    As for weapons, I can only assume that balance is a finicky thing (I could do some proper searching for if it was ever in the works, but effort); if we assume valve is too busy to offer any help (just let me have this), I imagine as a developer I would be uncomfortable with fans trying to pitch in without reference to internal documents, etc. In a sense that goes for the map too -- it might've been too different and set some weird precedents for them as a studio. I would've still liked to see it unofficially endorsed, somehow; it's still early days, so let's wait and see if the map team get a better ending out of this.

  159. GenCasar on December 13th, 2014 6:58 pm

    Yeah, I suppose you're right about the weapons thing. To be honest, I honestly joined the TF2 community around the time of the Uber Update, which was a HUGE ass content update.

    It's just…

    For all the testing that Valve (probably) does, it seems kind of disappointing that the last weapon update only had four weapons. Granted, they don't have the team they used to, but I would like to hope that they loosen up their quality control a little bit so that more weapons get into player's hands, and then tweak from there if the players find something that breaks the game.

    That or bring back Beta, and actually update it with potential ideas instead of trashing it after it lags behind five major updates (another thing I'm kind of bitter about).

  160. GenCasar on December 25th, 2014 4:31 am

    At least Smissmas made up for it.

  161. wolfpax181 on December 12th, 2014 9:09 am

    400th comment bishes! \m/(^.^)\m/

    …sorry, don't know what came over myself.

  162. Happy on December 13th, 2014 7:53 pm

    420th comment is so close I can almost smell it. Wait, that's my flatmates.

  163. TheFoolOfMon on December 13th, 2014 9:19 pm

    Have someone did an soundtrack to halolz's end thread here yet? I would like to start one. Hurt by Mister Johnny Cash as the first song of the end.

  164. Ryu Bonkosi on December 23rd, 2014 3:10 pm

    With Christmas right around the corner, I leave you a present. A heart warming tale of the season that will last through the ages.

  165. Alpar on December 25th, 2014 12:21 am


  166. Alpar on January 1st, 2015 1:15 pm

    Which is today.

  167. MasterLuigi452 on January 1st, 2015 4:44 am

    Happy new year everyone. I just wish to have the dedication to chat with you guys on Skype more.

  168. Link4all on January 6th, 2015 12:12 am


  169. MasterLuigi452 on January 6th, 2015 2:10 am

    Yeah. We had this for more than 5 years me thinks? Refresh my memory folks.

  170. Alpar on January 15th, 2015 9:55 pm

    Over 5 years at this point, yep.

  171. Ryu Bonkosi on January 16th, 2015 2:24 am

    Christ. I have been here for years and this is the first time I have heard of it.

  172. Alpar on January 17th, 2015 11:59 am

    It was originally an idea pitched on the forums but you know how alive and well that's going.

  173. TheFoolOfMon on January 5th, 2015 2:26 pm

    You know what this comment section needs? More Captain!

  174. Squikker2001 on January 5th, 2015 6:48 pm

    Yet Shawn still refuses to show us his moves (submissions).

  175. TheFoolOfMon on January 5th, 2015 9:21 pm

    I never played this game here. So lets do it. For ZOE! The game is pretty simple. You don't click this link. It has the Captain here.

  176. wolfpax181 on January 8th, 2015 6:26 pm


  177. Alpar on January 15th, 2015 9:57 pm

    Now that's just gross.

  178. TheFoolOfMon on January 16th, 2015 1:40 am

    At least I warned you.

  179. Alpar on January 17th, 2015 11:59 am

    Never said anyone didn't. It's still pretty gross.

  180. TheFoolOfMon on January 19th, 2015 8:09 am

    The human body is not gross. Be proud of your inch long nipples Alpar!

  181. Link4all on January 6th, 2015 12:15 am

    I'm bored so I'm pretending that it's Charizard's birthday while playing the Phoenix Wright trilogy.

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  182. Scept on January 17th, 2015 10:39 pm

    Yes, no, and no.


  183. The Pualrus on January 25th, 2015 10:42 pm

    Halolz may be dead, but we'll drag your dapper cadaver to the hundred line by your toes if we have to.

    Don't give up hope just yet.

  184. Ryu Bonkosi on January 26th, 2015 5:54 am

    Living without hope keeps a man going. If it all doesn't matter, why should he care anyway? But give him hope, just a shred, and it will tear him apart.

    On that note. How are things?

  185. wolfpax181 on January 18th, 2015 12:40 am

    Later folks. Hope you find many lolz.

  186. SolarPonyDjango on January 28th, 2015 7:44 am

    So… someone on Facebook posted asking if they should bring Halolz back. Not sure if it was Shawn but it was someone with access to the Halolz FB account. So yeah… Please come back? Please?

  187. MasterLuigi452 on February 5th, 2015 3:22 am

    I have him in my facebook friendlist, but he's a busy man. He's been traveling a lot past year.
    That said, I'm not going to ask this question on his profile page. He just needs to do it in his own time. Not by because we constantly asked him to come back for it.

  188. Combatbeaver on February 7th, 2015 6:39 am


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