Oak is watching you. ALWAYS WATCHING. Don’t you dare pull that bike out inside a building! DON’T YOU DO IT!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 1, 2010 · 1:53 PM
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Oak: "There's a time and place for everything. But not now."
Red: "DAMN YOU OAK GET OUTTA MY HEAD"
Ceiling Oak is watching you masterbate.
Professor Oak is watching you circumnavigate!
Don't ride my bike indoors?
*Sunglasses*
Oak-a
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
She's ten you sick fuck!
*Fetal position*
There's always a time and a place for everything…there's always a time and a place for everything…there's always a time and a place for everything…
Red used seduce on Oak!
Oak: "There's a time and place for everything. But not now."
Go into your bedroom to use your Super Rod?
Not while I'm around.
I feel like this is the most successful advice meme we've had on this site. Could be because it's Pokémon related? …Nah.
NICCCCCCE…
'Cause Oak is already in a 3some with Green and Gary.
But jumping it off cliffs is perfectly fine.
Remember kids; friends don't let friends go to Professor Oak to get their Master Balls checked out.
OLD VG CAT JOKE IS OLD!
OAK: Look, ASH! Do you see that 'ball' on the table? It holds a 'POKeMON' inside. You may have it! Go on, tooucch iiiit!
GARY: Hey! Gramps! What about me?
OAK: Be patient, GARY, I'll give you one later.
NO VG Cats joke is EVER old.
You have a +4 and i got a -1 on my statement as of this time, therefor you are correct and i am a pile of poo poo :(
Mind you, we have many people intolerant of differing viewpoints.
You are both correct, now one of you make me a sandvich.
…he does things…. TERRIBLE THINGS! Make it stop so he can't see into my mind ever again…
So in the Pokemon world, if you wanna use a condom, does this mean you have to do it in public?
BUT NOT NOW.
And don't ever disobey the Oak voice in your mind, or he'll come as fast as he can. And kick the shit out of you.
Why do you even CARE, you old bastard? You always give your best Pokemon to your grandson anyway! Stop ignoring his girth and go admonish him for playing with his balls or something.
Oak knows EVERYTHING you do!
He's always coming as fast as he could when he hears you beat the Elite Four in Kanto.
Other regions have him coming late.
And always remember to tell Oak whether you're a boy or a girl.
He may be omnipotent in most cases but can never tell what gender you are even if it's obvious.
No, Alpar.
You should all be making God Gundam Girl a pizza!
OBEY THE GOD GUNDAM GIRL, WHO IS EVEN STRONGER THAN FALCON AND WOLF!!!! (Yes, I actually did say that. Don't -1 me though, we all have out internet deities)
He sends children into the wild to capture Pokemon. What makes you think he cares for your safety?
Not even Gary Motherfucking Oak's girth is safe from his watchful eyes (or that's just how impossible it is to ignore Gary's girth, however you want to look at it).
Did we get hit by a -1 troll? Because I see a suspicious amount of 0's (at the time of typing this).
Big Brother (Oak) is watching you
careful, or the thought police will get you!
OPINIONS!
Not very worthy 'round here it seems
3 days > 3 months
Just embrace it
*Words echo in your head* "ARE YOU A BOY….OR A GIRL???"
Ever wondered why your cyndaquil never opens his eyes?
He does at night… and he watches you… and Oak watches you from his empty pokesouless eyes
Damn it I was going to pull that joke!
Apparently, your internet deity would not save you from the -1 storm. Repent your faith.
Damn already good jokes are taken…
Oh and there are -1 trolls around here.
I helped.
BROFORCE!!!!
You can't be stealing gold in your sleep! (I watch you while you sleep 83)
What about Professor Ivy and your GS Balls?
This is relevant to your interests! —--> http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/685/7dedd177db05…
….(>.>)
(<.<)
(' 益 ')
*ASH used PROTEI-
Oak: ASH! NOW ISN'T THE TIME TO USE THAT!
( ._. )
MORE OPINIONS!
SO MUCH HATRED
OUR FAKE INTERNET RELIGIONS ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!
She is jealous. That's all that needs to be said. Also, someone remind me how old the characters will be for b/w >>
Mentlegen used Nightmare!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Uh… um… I actually enjoyed Ghost Rider! How's that?
You are slowly climbing the stairs of Radio Tower, having to face a bunch of adult douchebags dressed in black since they run faster than you and Oak won't let you use your bike. And when you finally reach the third floor with the key in your hands who shows up climbing the stairs on a MOTORCYCLE, bursts the locked door open and defeats the boss?
Gary Motherfuc**ng OAK!
You're not the only one…(>.<)
I think they'll be around 15 years old.
Translation (terrible but near accurate)
Professor:You can chose between one of these three balls.
Black: I Choose this one! A Smugleaf, thanx prof!
Prof: Lucky chance you can also have the other two!
Black: But I don't want those….
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!
LOL Don't forget not getting credit for your submissions.
Because you can't ignore his girth.
what else has he been watching me do?
/fetal
Blame TheHeroPrinny, he posted the link. My job is just spreading the fear.
LESS OPINIONS!
The Bike Path has rules.
No walking!
amidoingitrite? :C
Other than painfully oblivious jokes I can type? Nothing.
Gay Sex?
Whoo, I actually got one of mine put up!!
Cowabunga, dude!!!!
how can you be affected by nightmare if you can't sleep?
As fast as the time he came as soon as he heard you defeated the Elite Four?
HE"S 15 YOU SICK F*CK
I was always wondering why we cant have our bikes inside buildings….but it does seem kind of douchy to want to bring your bike inside like "hey Mister I'm just gun over your carpet with my bike wheels that are covered in pokemon crap, grass, and mud, k? Oh and can I check your book shelf for money and stuff? Thanks"
With his age, he's learned to come faster and faster.
-prepares to bring his motorcycle inside-
DAYMARE.
Hmmm… only if I don't have to cough.
Do not try to use an object outside of what it is specifically intended for, I will yell at you with my psychic powers.
He knows because he is that Diglett you've had in your PC box… http://www.halolz.com/2010/05/16/diglett-i-choose…
(I don't think I'll ever understand the link thing)
You sure your experience wasn't black and white and scary?
There isn't time!!!
If you find it, we can Celebi the moment.
Hmm…that seems like a nice pot. I'mma just break that to see if there's anything of value in it. I'm saving up for some good stuff.
LMAO in the old games I was stubborn and you could actually walk through the checkpoints without a bike and mysteriously get on it on the other end.
Mind if I use my SS Aqua Ticket for no reason?
"You're too slow!"
You ever wonder why you cant continue without the pokedex…?
…theory solved.
come on everybody miles got -- 12, lets + 1 him to health.
(0_0)
(- _ -)
(0_0)
wut
"Come on, step it up!"
Well…you're doing a terrific job…
I would love to say "Keep up the good work" but then I'd probably get killed for making that statement…
Ceiling professor oak is watching you do EVERYTHING
NO! That's what he get's for having an opinion.
I DID NOT HIT HIM, I DID NOT! I DID NOOOOT.
OH HAI MARZEN
Prof. Oak scares me even more now
GUILTY!!! GUILTY!!!! GUILTY!!!
Damnit! i just hope that start wolf can't let them do that
maybe I did have a good reason to ride the bike indoors. Team rocket was after me, and I'm only freaking 10 years old!!! You want me to not run away from a bunch of creepy adults dressed in black?
safety? I was talking about mangling a perfectly good bicycle
Wow, that's my highest negative score ever.
Also, I just wanted to introduce God Gundam Girl as my 3rd deity of Halolz.
In all seriousness, she's almost as good as Falcon.
Just not good enough to get out of his kitchen.
Can't let you use that, Vortex.
Toss useless card key that you wont need for the rest of the game since you already beat the Rocket Headquarters?
OAK: THAT ITEM IS TOO IMPORTANT TO TOSS!
Should I bring the cards then?
FORGIVE ME FALCON!!!!!!!!!
*Falcon Punch'd*
I AM FORGIVEN!!!!
*Can't let you forgive that, Falcon*
I'VE BEEN WOLFED! D:
Isn't SEMEN already white? o.o
*Falcon Punch'd for bad joke and overworship of Wolf*
I'll take the other 2.
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!!!!!!
You have earned a +1 from me good sir. =)
Only if you beat the Elite Four. O_O
Yes, yes it does. O_O
Oh gosh… it's Professor Hardwood!
*assumes the fetal position*
I have never hated the oak family more!
and not ride a bike.