Oak is watching you. ALWAYS WATCHING. Don’t you dare pull that bike out inside a building! DON’T YOU DO IT!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 1, 2010 · 1:53 PM 
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Advice Meme, Nintendo, Paranoia, Pokémon, Stealth Espionage

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  1. Totema on October 1st, 2010 2:03 pm

    Oak: "There's a time and place for everything. But not now."

  2. DarthShadow91 on October 1st, 2010 2:04 pm

    Ceiling Oak is watching you masterbate.

  3. Link4all on October 1st, 2010 2:08 pm

    Professor Oak is watching you circumnavigate!

  4. Crazysam10 on October 1st, 2010 2:10 pm

    Don't ride my bike indoors?




  5. vatonnage on October 1st, 2010 2:13 pm

    *Fetal position*
    There's always a time and a place for everything…there's always a time and a place for everything…there's always a time and a place for everything…

  6. OrionX on October 1st, 2010 2:15 pm

    Go into your bedroom to use your Super Rod?

    Not while I'm around.

  7. Link4all on October 1st, 2010 2:15 pm

    I feel like this is the most successful advice meme we've had on this site. Could be because it's Pokémon related? …Nah.

  8. Frankenstrat247 on October 1st, 2010 2:39 pm

    But jumping it off cliffs is perfectly fine.

  9. spikkle on October 1st, 2010 2:45 pm

    OAK: Look, ASH! Do you see that 'ball' on the table? It holds a 'POKeMON' inside. You may have it! Go on, tooucch iiiit!

    GARY: Hey! Gramps! What about me?

    OAK: Be patient, GARY, I'll give you one later.

  10. Ash_Ketchum on October 1st, 2010 3:00 pm

    …he does things…. TERRIBLE THINGS! Make it stop so he can't see into my mind ever again…

  11. Alpar on October 1st, 2010 3:01 pm

    So in the Pokemon world, if you wanna use a condom, does this mean you have to do it in public?

  12. Leo E. on October 1st, 2010 3:07 pm

    And don't ever disobey the Oak voice in your mind, or he'll come as fast as he can. And kick the shit out of you.

  13. Hareoic on October 1st, 2010 3:10 pm

    Why do you even CARE, you old bastard? You always give your best Pokemon to your grandson anyway! Stop ignoring his girth and go admonish him for playing with his balls or something.

  14. Axel_X on October 1st, 2010 3:27 pm

    Oak knows EVERYTHING you do!
    He's always coming as fast as he could when he hears you beat the Elite Four in Kanto.

    Other regions have him coming late.

  15. Axel_X on October 1st, 2010 3:32 pm

    And always remember to tell Oak whether you're a boy or a girl.
    He may be omnipotent in most cases but can never tell what gender you are even if it's obvious.

  16. A_Creative_Name on October 1st, 2010 3:49 pm

    Not even Gary Motherfucking Oak's girth is safe from his watchful eyes (or that's just how impossible it is to ignore Gary's girth, however you want to look at it).

    Did we get hit by a -1 troll? Because I see a suspicious amount of 0's (at the time of typing this).

  17. Spartan_Laser on October 1st, 2010 4:05 pm

    Big Brother (Oak) is watching you

    careful, or the thought police will get you!

  18. MrRaccoon on October 1st, 2010 4:07 pm

    3 days > 3 months
    Just embrace it

  19. MrRaccoon on October 1st, 2010 4:09 pm

    Ever wondered why your cyndaquil never opens his eyes?
    He does at night… and he watches you… and Oak watches you from his empty pokesouless eyes

  20. MasterLuigi452 on October 1st, 2010 4:12 pm

    Damn already good jokes are taken…
    Oh and there are -1 trolls around here.
    I helped.

  21. demospyro on October 1st, 2010 4:33 pm

    This is relevant to your interests! —-->

  22. Peterdivine on October 1st, 2010 4:37 pm

    (' 益 ')
    *ASH used PROTEI-

    ( ._. )

  23. HadouKirby on October 1st, 2010 4:54 pm

    Mentlegen used Nightmare!


  24. Mentlegen on October 1st, 2010 5:11 pm

    You are slowly climbing the stairs of Radio Tower, having to face a bunch of adult douchebags dressed in black since they run faster than you and Oak won't let you use your bike. And when you finally reach the third floor with the key in your hands who shows up climbing the stairs on a MOTORCYCLE, bursts the locked door open and defeats the boss?

    Gary Motherfuc**ng OAK!

  25. Missinko009 on October 1st, 2010 5:12 pm

    You're not the only one…(>.<)

  26. shazbot32 on October 1st, 2010 5:28 pm

    what else has he been watching me do?

  27. XPengooX64 on October 1st, 2010 5:48 pm

    The Bike Path has rules.
    No walking!

    amidoingitrite? :C

  28. Rocker23220 on October 1st, 2010 6:08 pm

    Whoo, I actually got one of mine put up!!

    Cowabunga, dude!!!!

  29. Kirby_Emprer on October 1st, 2010 6:49 pm

    I was always wondering why we cant have our bikes inside buildings….but it does seem kind of douchy to want to bring your bike inside like "hey Mister I'm just gun over your carpet with my bike wheels that are covered in pokemon crap, grass, and mud, k? Oh and can I check your book shelf for money and stuff? Thanks"

  30. Marik_Ishtar on October 1st, 2010 7:02 pm

    -prepares to bring his motorcycle inside-

  31. Sir_Nox on October 1st, 2010 7:56 pm

    Do not try to use an object outside of what it is specifically intended for, I will yell at you with my psychic powers.

  32. Killamakaze on October 1st, 2010 8:24 pm

    He knows because he is that Diglett you've had in your PC box…
    (I don't think I'll ever understand the link thing)

  33. TehVortex on October 1st, 2010 9:39 pm

    Mind if I use my SS Aqua Ticket for no reason?

  34. MoG on October 1st, 2010 11:11 pm

    You ever wonder why you cant continue without the pokedex…?
    …theory solved.

  35. Dimomarg on October 2nd, 2010 1:34 am

    Ceiling professor oak is watching you do EVERYTHING

  36. DrSexington on October 2nd, 2010 10:32 am

    Prof. Oak scares me even more now

  37. BoxeyBrown on October 2nd, 2010 2:14 pm

    maybe I did have a good reason to ride the bike indoors. Team rocket was after me, and I'm only freaking 10 years old!!! You want me to not run away from a bunch of creepy adults dressed in black?

  38. BlurrySandwich on October 2nd, 2010 10:16 pm

    Toss useless card key that you wont need for the rest of the game since you already beat the Rocket Headquarters?


  39. Miles on October 4th, 2010 9:23 am

    Isn't SEMEN already white? o.o
    *Falcon Punch'd for bad joke and overworship of Wolf*

  40. CloudflierX on June 13th, 2011 1:41 am

    Oh gosh… it's Professor Hardwood!

    *assumes the fetal position*

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