Okay, who DIDN’T get this in their email box the other day and think to themselves “Wow Kirby’s way more of a man than I realized!” Well little did you realize the little guy has always been quite virile!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 27, 2010 · 4:15 PM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Or a sex change… On that note, I think his scrotum was sewed on incorrectly.
If you think that's extreme, check out Whispy Woods ;P
MORE ANGRY KIRBY EYEBROWS! MY AMERICAN-NESS WON'T ALLOW ME TO BUY ANYTHING WITHOUT THEM!
Kirby ate Penis Joe!
Kirby absorbs 'Virility' copy power!
Kirby feels dirty…
Don't you mean Whispy's wood?
That's one heck of a stream he's got going there…err…string.
Nintendo decided to start marketing game related porn sites for extra profit it seems.
But you're still hungry!
Kirby used harden! It's super effective! ಠ_ಠ
Kirby's got fans waiting long and hard for his release!
Buzz Lightyear: HIYA WOODY!!!
I know whats wrong in that pic! Nintendo misspelled Official! They spelled Offical!
Needs more Samus Aran.
With Link's dialog.
WOW. Never would have notice that…
You are a pro grammar nazi!
Speaking of pronz, I saw strip poker on the Wii Shopping Channel. I was like "Oh lawd, it's teh Apocalypse ゜Д゜"
It just ain't right.
What're you talkin' 'bout? Me and my family play strip poker together all the time! It's perfectly normal! Right?
…Right?
The first thing I thought of when I saw this was American Kirby is hardcore.
of course kirby is a man's man, real men wear pink, eat whatever they want, don't care how other people perceive them, and he's a fighter not a lover
inb4penisjokesthread
And tentacles.
Grammar Nazi Ghost would be proud…
woody: theres a snake in my boot!
I think I noticed that, but my tiny American brain told me to ignore it. You know, since Kirby has that angry look on his face.
http://thewired.info/fatlus/src/125095710283.jpg
Damn, Kirby is hung! That's just unwieldy.
They were distracted by his epic girth.
Kirby, you're becoming a man, now…
They weren't kidding when they said kirby was BIG on the wii
Ah, you must be referring to "Sexy Poker" the game that lets you play poker with girls that strip…ONLY TO THEIR UNDERWEAR. After that, you win…nothing. It's a travesty. I got the game as a gag gift from a friend, but yeah that's ALL it's good for.
Kirby doesn't just masturbate, he masturbates with the most serious face anyone can have in this situation!
And now Imagine this pic untooned…..
Enjoy your mindF**k
Too late.
During the SSE, While Samus was with Pikachu, She was thinking of Kirby the whole time.
DAMN YOU, DR. PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As long as your 10 year old sister doesn't join in.
If she does, I'm afraid that Dateline might be interrupting your game soon…
Speaking of that, they also disregarded putting a space between "Epic" and "Yarn".
How'd they wait hard? That make no sense.
/spoiledjoke
That link wasted two hours of my life.
Psh, of course not. I don't have a ten year old sister. Jane's still only 8.
hahaha indeed :3 *tries to play with monocle* D: *cries in the corner.*
You're supposed to give us sticks of bamboo after our examinations, not MINDF*CKS!!! AHHHH!!!
The Faptastic Adventures of Kirby!!!
Beat me to it. DAMN YOU.
Well…i see engineer is not the only one with a talent to stretch.
You can't ignore Kyrby's Epic lenght either!
I'd hate to see the enemy he swallowed to get that ability. Dx
http://www.kitails.com/Yarn%20Ball.jpg
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I'm not seeing what's so bad about it.
Im new, but followed this along time.
need +1s and the ropes to get me started
kthnx
Winfailkipz
Now THAT'S what I call Epic Fail.
I see you got your own Star Rod Kirby…
Nicely done.
Kirby used string shot!
It's funny because its true….
The same way I'm waiting hard for the new One Piece chapter. Rockin' in a corner whilst pulling out my hair… and talking to the little yellow boxes…
/explainedspoiledjoke
Also, get out of my laboratory! Wait, wrong one.
They misspelled 'Ficial Site?
Ellis isn't going to like this…
How the hell did you even make it BACK HERE? Only reason I didn't click the link is cause I read that article recently, and I'm glad I didn't.
I was thinking that as well.
and now that im really thinking that
NO NO NO!!! WHERE IS THAT BRAIN SOAP!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Ewwww… he's got a growth near the tip….
*insert Bubba Ho-Tep reference here*
Well this new Kirby game is just turning out to be a real boner.
Warning Epic Kirby may be too epic for children under 13.
And yet still nothing compared to Gary Oak…
The yarn is so epic, the very words combine to form something who's awesomeness is beyond human comprehension.
Or is it thread penis joke?
Now that I actually study the picture, I wonder how I missed this to begin with.
Does this Kirby hail from Planet Pop-a-loadstar?
once you see it.. you can't unsee it
YOU CANNOT IGNORE HIS GIRTH
*starts to use brain bleach in anticipation of the horror*
oh wait thats not so bad -- AHH THE BLEACH IT BURNS
I never even noticed Kirby was always in such a bad mood here.
Thanks for replacing my mental image.
Works for me…
…Shawn…you must be grammar hammer'd.
*noticed
Screw the space I have +39 E-Peen!
It was me! XD
So this is what happens when Kirby inhales Viagra?
Oh, did TV Tropes ruin your life?
Kirby knows what it means to "suck the heads".
It's not a good time for this, DM1293.
Nah, it's just the green. http://brokenteapot.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2lt…
Now what if it was untooned, and turned into something living and breathing?
Kirby was here.
Dedede is a loser.
kirby used string shot! get it? STRING shot? caus he's made out of string and…why are you looking at me like that? ._.
whoops i already replied to someone with that same idea before noticing your post… sorry :(
Huh, if you won at a game of strip poker locked in a room with only you and your scantily-clad older stepsister would that make it WINcest?
i bet king ddd would be yelling some outrage at kirby quoting star fox…: "COCKY LITTLE FREAK"
Not nearly as bad as the batman comics though. http://dialbforblog.com/archives/136/
Joke made out of Kirby's thread from his penis?I would rather not…
Also, do you remember any orange nintendo characters? That guy on the right looks familiar…
Get them the way we all did, scrub.
Hahahaha Nooooooooooo.
I -1'd you because of post fail WinfailKipz
tough luck
Samus with Pikachu?
It's more likely that you think!