HAVE SEX WITH APHRODITE, LIE TO NEPHESTASUS' FACE

A man has needs! And Gods only fall for lies so often!
By Matt G-raffe




Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 3:23 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (181 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)
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Catch all 649 Pokemon, Store them all in a computer for the rest of their lives

Nah it’s cool, I have about ten or twelve that get to see the light of day occasionally. I mean I have a special bond with ALL my Pokemon! But even still 99% of them are gonna stay trapped in that virtual storage system FOREVER.
By Michael




Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 28, 2011 · 10:39 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (300 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)
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If you’re wondering why it took me so long to start posting these… this is about half of the entries! Look for part two later this weekend!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 25, 2011 · 11:54 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (198 votes, average: 2.93 out of 5)
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Achievement Unlocked, Advice Meme, Artistic, Contests, Half-Life, Highly Illogical Captain, Minecraft, PC, Poop Jokes, Super Meat Boy, Team Meat, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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PROSTITUTES - Also enjoy Pokemon battles.

Hey I’ll challenge anyone to a battle… whether they be preschooler, old man or working girl! Of course I’m not willing to pay $300  an hour for it.
By Gadget




Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 25, 2011 · 2:46 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (198 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
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I HAVE CANDY - Get in the van

I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite van on the… wait… IT’S A TRAP!
By ACamelsDragon




Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 21, 2011 · 3:27 PM 
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PUNCH A MINING CART TO MAKE IT FIT IN YOUR POCKET

Well I do enjoy punching things!
By egil1234




Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 8, 2011 · 9:10 PM 
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[CONTESTS] MEAT WEEK CHALLENGE NO.2

Yep I know, Meat Week has been quite a bit longer than a week! Mainly this is due to me being distracted by several other side things going on… but hey, I planned three meaty challenges and by gosh we’re gonna do them!

So now for challenge #2, you the Halolz community, are tasked with making your best Super Meat Boy themed submission!

Really for this one anything goes creatively, but for those of you who just need something basic to caption, I’ve provided two premade advice templates that you can caption yourself! And if you need help adding captions you can use sites like roflbot (although be sure to switch watermarking off!) or you can just type up your caption and send it in, and if it’s good enough we’ll put it together for you! Otherwise anything goes, and the best three chosen by myself will receive a pack of Meat Boy prizes!

Also for this contest, your meat boy themed submissions should be sent to contests[at]halolz.com! You have until Friday to get your submissions in, and we’ll choose winners on Monday! Good luck!

Super Meat Boy TemplateDr. Fetus Template




Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 8, 2011 · 6:49 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (70 votes, average: 2.44 out of 5)
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CARRY AN ARRAY OF ADVANCED WEAPONRY, CURBSTOMP EVERYTHING

Sometimes the oldest methods are still the best!
By fallen5




Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 5, 2011 · 1:54 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (246 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)
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