HAVE SEX WITH APHRODITE, LIE TO NEPHESTASUS' FACE

A man has needs! And Gods only fall for lies so often!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 3:23 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (181 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Advice Meme, God of War, Playstation, Sony, Spiritual Enlightenment

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35 Responses to “HAVE SEX WITH APHRODITE, LIE TO NEPHESTASUS’ FACE”

  1. DM1293 on April 1st, 2011 3:24 am

    And this, my friends, is what I was warning you all about.

    Shawn….you MAGNIFICENT BASTARD rel="nofollow"> I READ YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOK!

    Now…there is only one thing left to do…*cracks knuckles and opens a meme generator* YOU WANT COURAGE KRATOS? YOU'LL GET COURAGE KRATOS SHAWN.

  2. DrSexington on April 1st, 2011 3:28 am

    So it begins….

  3. Azurik on April 1st, 2011 3:30 am

    I swear I will vote 5 stars on every Kratrolls submission posted today. WHO'S WITH ME?

  4. Fission on April 1st, 2011 3:37 am

    God DAMMIT, Handyside!

  5. TCC on April 1st, 2011 3:42 am

    I, for one, welcome our new Kratos overlord!

  6. Fhantinabox on April 1st, 2011 3:56 am

    I'll just make a pillow fortress and whimper until this day is over… Have a nice rage everyone!

  7. VyseRogueKing on April 1st, 2011 4:01 am

    This is going to be a loooooong April fails day…

  8. Bobomberman on April 1st, 2011 4:27 am

    Suddenly, Kratos memes, thousands of them.

  9. TehHoboGawd on April 1st, 2011 4:30 am

    We need to celebrate the new Kratos meme by altering the "random" button into only showing Kratos memes… WHO'S WITH ME?

  10. LOLCUNO on April 1st, 2011 4:47 am

    Hey, this is already lame. :|

  11. Annonith on April 1st, 2011 4:47 am

    Even thou I hate courage Kratos… I hate to say it but… I really find it refreshing after an unstoppable stream of Pokemon/Hat Fortress 2/Minecraft jokes. I'm sorry I really do.

  12. NekoKnight on April 1st, 2011 5:08 am

    You all cursed and criticized the God of War submissions, and now look what happened; Kratloz! WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO SHAWN!

    /falls into flaming sea of courage kratos submissions
    Ze goggles… zhey do nothing!!

  13. RemielChibus on April 1st, 2011 5:16 am

    Aphrodite then wanted to give Kratos a makeover.

    There were no survivors.

  14. Corg on April 1st, 2011 5:27 am

    Aphrodite was married to Hephaestus.

  15. Timey16 on April 1st, 2011 5:55 am

    "Finally Shawn decided to make the only reasonable choice to abandon this goodam noob f4g of the Masterchief !!!!!!!!11oneeleven

    pr0-g4me3r like me always no that Kratos is teh best.

    I don't even played his games. I just say it, because Masterchief sucks OMG LOL!"

    Now insert some lame " why PS3 is teh best" comments, followed by Posts of Xbox fanboys about the PS3 "haz no g4m3z"

    well i never played Halo either, I may own a PS3 but stay faithful to the PC and (Nintendo…)

  16. Ichiinu on April 1st, 2011 6:06 am

    <img src="http://evlgaming.com/photos/images/is.gif&quot; counter="not sparta">

  17. Marzen on April 1st, 2011 6:54 am

    OBJECTION!

    <img src="http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/ani-godot-gestures-mug.gif&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

    There is no such Greek god as Nephestasus! His name is Hephaestus!

  18. tmotom on April 1st, 2011 9:41 am

    Yes, It is Hephaestus. Anyone with half a brain could've told you that. Or someone who has played Bioshock 1 or 2… And everyone with half a brain could tell you that God of War sucks… All it is is repetitive gameplay until you reach a bossfight that's the easiest thing in the world. At least Viva Piñata had a challenge and a little bit of replay value…

  19. Sceptilianblade on April 1st, 2011 5:17 pm

    Ooh, nice combo breaker!

  20. SadFace298 on April 2nd, 2011 12:01 am

    isn't her husband Hephaestus? not Nephaestus….

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