Hey I’ll challenge anyone to a battle… whether they be preschooler, old man or working girl! Of course I’m not willing to pay $300 an hour for it.
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PROSTITUTES

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 25, 2011 · 2:46 AM

(198 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)

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MexicanJuice on March 25th, 2011 2:50 am

Hey, there's all sorts of perks to this. Even if she's flat broke, she's got other ways of paying you!
Annonith on March 25th, 2011 3:54 am

Wow 50% of the front page is now Pokemon jokes… I may be an old fart but I seriously don't know what you guys see in that…
Tadferd on March 25th, 2011 4:10 am

Pay for services.

Win battle with amulet coin.

Free services! (Just don't make eye contact until you've paid.)
SHODAK on March 25th, 2011 4:43 am

HOOKER used SWEET SCENT

Wild JOHN appeared
Go, HOOKER!
JOHN used HARDEN
JOHN used POUND
JOHN used POUND
It's a critical hit!
HOOKER used ENDEAVOUR
JOHN used STRINGSHOT
HOOKER used PAY DAY
Wild JOHN fainted!
You found 500P after the battle!
TehVortex on March 25th, 2011 4:47 am

inb4IwanttoseeherMeowth/Skitty/Purrloinetc.

~~…why is there a cleavage thumbnail underneath the comment box?[/offtopic]~~
Strike_low on March 25th, 2011 5:48 am

Gotta Hook 'em All!
Jimmy on March 25th, 2011 6:02 am

I wouldn't pay her in Lemonade ($300) price per hour either Shawn. Those vending machines are everywhere and on Route 9 there's a Lemonade left in the middle of the road, like, DAILY. On second thought…FREE SEX…but then again…PokéHerpes…hmm…how DESPERATE AM I really?
BabyfaceBenny on March 25th, 2011 6:12 am

Ah the joys of unforeseen funny and awkward translation…
Pedobear on March 25th, 2011 7:47 am

I'd hit it.
spplmj on March 25th, 2011 7:52 am

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Alpar on March 25th, 2011 8:33 am

Least it's not as bad as the rape scene on the ferris wheel.

Also, careful. Hookers in Pokemon don't get paid to have sex. They battle you. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

So therefore, we're all hookers now.
SHODAK on March 25th, 2011 10:41 am

(Would have edited this into my other comment, but you fine folks had already replied to it when I came up with this)

HOOKER gained 250EXP
HOOKER leveled up! HOOKER is now level 28!
What? Your HOOKER is evolving!
Congratulations, your HOOKER has evolved into ESCORT AGENCY!

ESCORT AGENCY wants to fight!
Go, ENFORCER!
ENFORCER used DOUBLE-SLAP
It's not very effective…
ESCORT AGENCY used ATTACK ORDER!
It's super effective!
ENFORCER fainted!
PLAYER is out of usable Minions!
PLAYER blacked out!

(At least here it makes sense to lose half your money)
Vlauer on March 25th, 2011 10:43 am

Prof. Oak: But is she really a girl, or a boy? AND WHAT IF IT'S DITTO AGAIN?!
Wetmang on March 25th, 2011 11:30 am

Ehem, Hooker Tricks for Pokemon:

The Crazy Mankey
Bulba's Bulb
The Zu BAT!
Muk Trench
Deep Victreebell
Reverse Ponita
Haunter
The Jynxer
Water Gun(Games)
Route 10 Rooter
Starmee Tickler
Muk Mouthwash
Grimer Gravy
Tangala Triple Touch
Rocky-Road Type
Spicy Gloom
Putting the Snorlax Down
Ghost-Typing It
T Bag al la Kengeskahn
Red on March 25th, 2011 11:38 am

If you chose the male trainer, go to the ferris wheel in the fall…
I'm pretty sure something goes on there…
Zyquux on March 25th, 2011 11:50 am

That's not a prostitute, that's a trainer. We sell those too.
KZN02 on March 25th, 2011 12:42 pm

And Musharna.
Jimmy on March 25th, 2011 2:59 pm

…and TM 69 Rock Polish. He he he he…
dope92 on March 25th, 2011 5:01 pm

what?!

i… dont… even….

FUCK THE POKEMON! GIVE ME MY MONEY! *puts up pimp hand*
Wetmang on March 25th, 2011 5:47 pm

imagination fail
tmotom on March 25th, 2011 6:04 pm

I hate Pokemon, but sure do love prostitutes! (Here come the -1's…)
SpartanJedi on March 25th, 2011 7:21 pm

Are you referring to generation 1 TM-17 or the later TM-17?
In the latter case, I concur.
In the former case, sounds kinda kinky ;)
AuraMaster on March 25th, 2011 10:15 pm

Professor Oak came as fast as he could when he heard you found a hooker.
CapnMacMillan on March 26th, 2011 6:54 pm

Hey, quick question: how do you work a corner if your city is built in a circle???