PROSTITUTES - Also enjoy Pokemon battles.

Hey I’ll challenge anyone to a battle… whether they be preschooler, old man or working girl! Of course I’m not willing to pay $300  an hour for it.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 25, 2011 · 2:46 AM 
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Adult Situations, Motivational, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon, Serious Business

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87 Responses to “PROSTITUTES”

  1. MexicanJuice on March 25th, 2011 2:50 am

    Hey, there's all sorts of perks to this. Even if she's flat broke, she's got other ways of paying you!

  2. Annonith on March 25th, 2011 3:54 am

    Wow 50% of the front page is now Pokemon jokes… I may be an old fart but I seriously don't know what you guys see in that…

  3. Tadferd on March 25th, 2011 4:10 am

    Pay for services.

    Win battle with amulet coin.

    Free services! (Just don't make eye contact until you've paid.)

  4. SHODAK on March 25th, 2011 4:43 am

    HOOKER used SWEET SCENT

    Wild JOHN appeared
    Go, HOOKER!
    JOHN used HARDEN
    JOHN used POUND
    JOHN used POUND
    It's a critical hit!
    HOOKER used ENDEAVOUR
    JOHN used STRINGSHOT
    HOOKER used PAY DAY
    Wild JOHN fainted!
    You found 500P after the battle!

  5. TehVortex on March 25th, 2011 4:47 am

    inb4IwanttoseeherMeowth/Skitty/Purrloinetc.

    …why is there a cleavage thumbnail underneath the comment box?[/offtopic]

  6. Strike_low on March 25th, 2011 5:48 am

    Gotta Hook 'em All!

  7. Jimmy on March 25th, 2011 6:02 am

    I wouldn't pay her in Lemonade ($300) price per hour either Shawn. Those vending machines are everywhere and on Route 9 there's a Lemonade left in the middle of the road, like, DAILY. On second thought…FREE SEX…but then again…PokéHerpes…hmm…how DESPERATE AM I really?

  8. BabyfaceBenny on March 25th, 2011 6:12 am

    Ah the joys of unforeseen funny and awkward translation…

  9. Pedobear on March 25th, 2011 7:47 am

    I'd hit it.

  10. spplmj on March 25th, 2011 7:52 am
  11. Alpar on March 25th, 2011 8:33 am

    Least it's not as bad as the rape scene on the ferris wheel.

    Also, careful. Hookers in Pokemon don't get paid to have sex. They battle you. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

    So therefore, we're all hookers now.

  12. SHODAK on March 25th, 2011 10:41 am

    (Would have edited this into my other comment, but you fine folks had already replied to it when I came up with this)

    HOOKER gained 250EXP
    HOOKER leveled up! HOOKER is now level 28!
    What? Your HOOKER is evolving!
    Congratulations, your HOOKER has evolved into ESCORT AGENCY!

    ESCORT AGENCY wants to fight!
    Go, ENFORCER!
    ENFORCER used DOUBLE-SLAP
    It's not very effective…
    ESCORT AGENCY used ATTACK ORDER!
    It's super effective!
    ENFORCER fainted!
    PLAYER is out of usable Minions!
    PLAYER blacked out!

    (At least here it makes sense to lose half your money)

  13. Vlauer on March 25th, 2011 10:43 am

    Prof. Oak: But is she really a girl, or a boy? AND WHAT IF IT'S DITTO AGAIN?!

  14. Wetmang on March 25th, 2011 11:30 am

    Ehem, Hooker Tricks for Pokemon:

    The Crazy Mankey
    Bulba's Bulb
    The Zu BAT!
    Muk Trench
    Deep Victreebell
    Reverse Ponita
    Haunter
    The Jynxer
    Water Gun(Games)
    Route 10 Rooter
    Starmee Tickler
    Muk Mouthwash
    Grimer Gravy
    Tangala Triple Touch
    Rocky-Road Type
    Spicy Gloom
    Putting the Snorlax Down
    Ghost-Typing It
    T Bag al la Kengeskahn

  15. Red on March 25th, 2011 11:38 am

    If you chose the male trainer, go to the ferris wheel in the fall…
    I'm pretty sure something goes on there…

  16. Zyquux on March 25th, 2011 11:50 am

    That's not a prostitute, that's a trainer. We sell those too.

  17. KZN02 on March 25th, 2011 12:42 pm

    And Musharna.

  18. Jimmy on March 25th, 2011 2:59 pm

    …and TM 69 Rock Polish. He he he he…

  19. dope92 on March 25th, 2011 5:01 pm

    what?!

    i… dont… even….

    FUCK THE POKEMON! GIVE ME MY MONEY! *puts up pimp hand*

  20. Wetmang on March 25th, 2011 5:47 pm

    imagination fail

  21. tmotom on March 25th, 2011 6:04 pm

    I hate Pokemon, but sure do love prostitutes! (Here come the -1's…)

  22. SpartanJedi on March 25th, 2011 7:21 pm

    Are you referring to generation 1 TM-17 or the later TM-17?
    In the latter case, I concur.
    In the former case, sounds kinda kinky ;)

  23. AuraMaster on March 25th, 2011 10:15 pm

    Professor Oak came as fast as he could when he heard you found a hooker.

  24. JesterJoe on March 26th, 2011 1:00 pm

    Related?

    <img src=http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn139/Jester_Joe/1223156386_yWt9r-L.jpg>

  25. CapnMacMillan on March 26th, 2011 6:54 pm

    Hey, quick question: how do you work a corner if your city is built in a circle???

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