Nah it’s cool, I have about ten or twelve that get to see the light of day occasionally. I mean I have a special bond with ALL my Pokemon! But even still 99% of them are gonna stay trapped in that virtual storage system FOREVER.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 28, 2011 · 10:39 AM
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MORE ADVICE MEMES
WILL INSPIRE COMMENTS IN THIS STYLE
It's okay it's probably the same as it is rel="nofollow">inside a pokeball
FIND FIGHTING TYPE
COUNTER WITH A PIDGIN
But you can't store ALL of them in the computer, you have to have at least one Pokémon in your party.
So if red caught all 649 Pokemon…. did he steal the legendaries from the other trainers? Or maybe his mountain produces action replays.
So THAT'S why Red moved to the mountain. It's big enough for ALL his pokemon!
Who's at the very bottom of your PC box?
Mine would be Granbull… ugly as sin, and at least Bibarel is a nice HM slave.
Slightly related note, I just finished Pokemon Black yesterday… am I the only one who was completely amazed by everything that happened at the end?
Most of the new Pokemon look a lot better than the Gen 3/4 ones, too (obviously minus the garbage bags, ice cream, and chandeliers), so I was actually very impressed by the new games.
MAKE OVER 9000 MEMES
MAKE EVEN MORE
At least the anime averted this…
Ash left all his Pokemon to Professor Oak and he takes care of them personally
Ash is lucky that the anime Professor Oak isn't a pervert… or is he?
Team Galactic APPROVES.
What is a Pokemon?! Nothing but a miserable pile of data!
*throws glass of moomoo milk*
But enough talk have at you!
rel="nofollow">Cue epic battle music
CATCH 649 POKEMON
ONLY USE GARCHOMP
Light Yagami plays Pokémon now?
why is Red talking?
Alright! I just caught the Rarest pokemon in this entire world, the stuff of thousands of legends and myths, capable of destroying this world!
…Into the box with the zubats, rattatas and magikarps you go!
ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ADVICE MEMES AREN'T FUNNY
KEEP POSTING ADVICE MEMES
Anyone else find it kinda disturbing that the only time a pokemon is let out of a ball or computer is when it's fighting?
CATCH ALL 649 POKEMON
WONDER WHEN THE HELL IT WILL END
You know why ten year olds go out on pokemon adventures?
It's because the bandwith of the Pokemon universe is so clogged up with pokemon they can't download porn or log onto 4chan.
No i'm pretty sure your supposed to max the stats of all 649 pokemon.
I mean thats what I always do.
He has HAL 9000 eyes. I guess this is why he'd like to store them in a computer.
Woah, 649 Pokemon
………………
*sees related posts*
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HEY!!! That's only 643/649ths true!!!
Wait a second…
*looks at post again*
egads!!! That Red is a spy!
I guess you could say that the trainer on this submission looks pretty
*Sunglasses*
BadASH
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Catch one of each of all the pokémon the world has to offer
BREED with ditto to get the opposite genders (also invite all the hotties of the world to join your "cruise")
Build Arc and have Lugia flood Earth.
Problems Noah?
So what's the problem with that? compared to the pokeballs, that PC must a whole island of pimpin' pokemon
Another advice meme??
…
*bleep* it, Shawn, just give us that last Meat Month challenge.
CATCH ALL 649 POKEMON
DELETE THE SAVED GAME AND START A NEW ONE
POKEMON FAINTS
CRAZY GUY THROWS IT AWAY CLAIMING IT IS DEAD
YOUOY
that is why man created the action replay and complete pokedex code, to keep pokemon out of that jail
Of course, more advice memes. Here's one for Shawn or somethin.
Send advice meme in,
Pops up on front page next day.
I like trains…
*narrowly misses being hit by the Battle Subway*
MAKE BAD PUN
RECEIVE 10 THUMBS UP
[it's true though, freaking courage meat boy]
This makes it seem so wrong
150 comments? Can't have THAT in a pokemon post. Gotta be 151. I claim this post in the name of using strength to push the fire truck after beating the elite four 75 times using only Mewtwo
FUCK!!!!
your telling me that there are like 200 more of them genetically deformed things for me to enslave and imprison?
*ruffles through box*
least i got extra pokeballs
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Y'know what? Screw it. That's RED in the middle of that advice, and you know what else? That's an EPIC picture of Red. I forgive Shawn for the advice meme this time, JUST for that.
Fill a Pokedex until it is a virtually a flawless encyclopedia of every known species on the planet…… never use it
It's even better since 10% of them now seem to be, like, the gods of Pokemon.
…650 anyone? (#000 Victini -- #649 Genesect = 650)
Yes, a new recruit!
That reminds me…
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Sign up today for P.T.A.R.B. (Pokemon Trainers Against Rebecca Black). We aim to stop the Rebecca Black menace by any means necessary… even if it means ridding the world of places to sit!
Catch all 649 Pokemon
Realize you have no life
Im sorry what do you mean 649 pokemon, I only know of 151.