Can’t let you, Do the Mario!
October 21, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Can't Let You Do That, Depressing, Lords of the Dance, Nintendo, StarFox, Super Mario Bros, TV Shows

Heya pizannos! It’s the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
…Poor Lou, he’s “Doin’ The Mario” up in heaven now.
By Nick Soapdish
Can’t let you do that, Demon Fox!
October 14, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Can't Let You Do That, Capcom, Cray-Z Crossovers, Nintendo, Okami, StarFox, Wild Animals

Sorry for the lack of updates today, I’ve been on the couch fighting off a cold.
Lets see if I can come up with a joke for Jonathan Leet’s submission while I’m sick.
….
Okami? More like… OKANT LET YOU DO THAT!
Eh? EH?!
Ok back to bed…
CAN’T LET YOU OUTDRINK ME FALCON!
October 2, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Can't Let You Do That, Namco, Photo Op, Serious Business, StarFox

Jeez, Wolf sure takes things personally… he even snuck into Falcon Friday and opened up a competing bar right down the street from the Falcon Pub! This calls for a drinking contest!
By the_craw
Can’t Let You Get That, Starite!
September 30, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Bad Ideas, Can't Let You Do That, Cray-Z Crossovers, Depressing, Failure, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, StarFox, Uncategorized

Hmm, sometimes having too many word options is a bad idea I guess!
By Nick Soapdish
[NEWS] Wolfamari Forever
September 22, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Contests, Katamari Damacy, Namco, News

Okay last one of these I’m going to post about on the site, I swear!
(For all future Wolfamari updates check the Halolz Twitter account!
Looks like Wolf is kickin’ ass and taking names, however two people currently have bigger balls than him, and…well… he can’t let them do that!
Be sure to add to the katamari by emailing editors@halolz.com with the subject “Wolfamari” and we’ll send you a code! Also remember you can add one item per email address, so if you would like codes for any other addresses, just mention them in your email!
Thanks again, and be sure to check how we’re doing on Twitter!
You’re gouda… But I’m cheddar!
September 9, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Can't Let You Do That, Nintendo, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, Tasty Treats, Wii

Can’t let you slice that on your bagel and lox!
By Reggie Jose
CAN’T LET YOU VIEW THAT, STARFOX
September 2, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Can't Let You Do That, Extreme CloseUp, Nintendo, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, Wii

Hey Wolf! Get your fat head out of the way! I’m trying to post submissions here!
Screenshot by johto555
CAN’T LET YOU COPY THAT, MEGA BLOKS!
August 19, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Heavy Weapons, Nintendo, Photo Op, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, Too Much Free Time

No one steals Wolf’s Landmaster design! He stole it from team Star Fox fair and square!
By Gray_Alpha_Ten







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