Can’t Let You Get That, Starite!

Hmm, sometimes having too many word options is a bad idea I guess!
By Nick Soapdish

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 30, 2009 · 12:38 PM 
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Bad Ideas, Can't Let You Do That, Cray-Z Crossovers, Depressing, Failure, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, StarFox, Uncategorized

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199 Responses to “Can’t Let You Get That, Starite!”

  1. Makinporing on September 30th, 2009 5:15 pm


  2. MassiveDamage on September 30th, 2009 5:27 pm

    I'd say suicide.

  3. Psychopatrick88 on September 30th, 2009 5:47 pm

    Am I the only one that doesn't know what this is from?

  4. ?xobile on September 30th, 2009 5:58 pm


  5. BlueChameleon on September 30th, 2009 6:10 pm

    Oh, that's it.

  6. BlueChameleon on September 30th, 2009 6:10 pm

    Oh, that's it!

  7. Darkangelsv1 on September 30th, 2009 6:29 pm

    But what happens when you type Kanye?
    Or Captain Falcon?

  8. Badonk on September 30th, 2009 6:47 pm

    Aw dont kill yourself little scribblenaut, Convert to the Church of Falcon and that Starite is as good as yours once you go threw the riggorous initiation test, pay 500 dollars for communion and get a black eye from one of our priests.

    Soapdish… you have outdone yourself. *golf clap*

  9. Santy on September 30th, 2009 7:31 pm

    hmmm, 22000 words? ok then:
    i win.

  10. MasqueNoMercy on September 30th, 2009 7:39 pm

    if he types in pain pills im sure that will make the hurt go away… or make louis show up… either way it might make him feel better (louis is great!)

  11. MrRaccoon on September 30th, 2009 8:03 pm

    I got a better idea:
    *wolf stops wolf who stops wolf who stops wolf who stops wolf who…*
    I opened a black hole! :D

  12. LOLCUNO on September 30th, 2009 8:24 pm

    Also, I thought it was Drawn To Life.

  13. BurnoutSpartan on September 30th, 2009 9:08 pm
  14. Coodoo on September 30th, 2009 10:19 pm

    YES! YES! YES! Scribblenauts FTW! It taught me that the best way to catch a butterfly is to throw a muffin at it! And the best way to wake someone up is to break their bed with a rock.

  15. Masterluigi452 on September 30th, 2009 10:26 pm

    Type Luigi!

  16. Nick Soapdish on September 30th, 2009 10:46 pm

    Yay for me!
    You know the creepy thing about Maxwell (the Scribblenaut guy) is that even when he's being killed, like being attacked by a wild wolverine, he still smiles. And when he's dead he just lies there….smiling…just staring out you with those cold lifeless eyes.

  17. ayanleman on September 30th, 2009 10:50 pm

    5 seconds later, wolf is slumped on the tree with a bullet hole in his face.

  18. Zink120 on September 30th, 2009 11:28 pm

    *Types in HAPPINESS*

    So THAT'S the answer!! :O

  19. Link_09 on October 1st, 2009 12:06 am



    do i win?

  20. Roflcopter419 on October 1st, 2009 12:35 am

    Well, this has been a slow Wolf Wednesday compared to last week.

  21. Sir1 on October 1st, 2009 12:40 am

    speaking of, i wonder how well Wolf is doing at his Katamari?

  22. VGGeek on October 1st, 2009 12:49 am

    *type type*


    *walking on the site*

    *type type*


  23. VGGeek on October 1st, 2009 12:53 am

    *Heavy Weapons Guy playing Scribblenauts*

    *type type*


    Maxwell: OM NOM NOM

    Heavy: Ohohoho, that slaps me on the knee.

    *type type*



    Heavy: DAH!

    *throws in the trash* STUPID STUPID STUPID!

  24. BoardBreaker93 on October 1st, 2009 1:02 am

    I wonder what would happen if he typed in Satan? Sell his soul for all the starites in the game, maybe?

  25. Miketuu on October 1st, 2009 1:17 am

    REEEEEEEAL MEGA BUST- I MEAN STARITE! "tatsunoko vs. capcom, 1/2 frank's line"

  26. AuraMaster on October 1st, 2009 5:40 am

    This joke was dark, was it not?

  27. Daifuku on October 1st, 2009 12:31 pm

    Am I the only person who thought he should have typed RAZOR?

  28. smashwhammy on October 1st, 2009 12:44 pm

    Did you know that Keyboard Cat is one of the 22k available "words"?

  29. DClaw on November 7th, 2009 12:44 am

    Wolf -- Endorsing suicide since Starfox 64

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