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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 2, 2009 · 2:53 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (198 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5)
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Can't Let You Do That, Extreme CloseUp, Nintendo, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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  1. Masterluigi452 on September 2nd, 2009 7:09 pm

    OMG he's been watching our posts!!
    Everyone Run!!

  2. Announcer on September 2nd, 2009 7:16 pm

    Wolf used COCKBLOCK!
    It's super effective!

  3. kirbyownsyou97 on September 2nd, 2009 7:27 pm

    Maybe Wolf's preventing is good this time, i mean, he could be blocking us from untooned kirby :/

  4. Badonk on September 2nd, 2009 7:27 pm

    You see this is what happens when you forget to pay the Cable bill

    Horde of jokes involving "TV wolf is watching you masturbate" in 3…2..1.

  5. SexyLegs on September 2nd, 2009 7:32 pm


  6. Badonk on September 2nd, 2009 7:42 pm

    Not sure if anyone noticed this, but if not thought i would bring it to everyone's attention.

    Grats shawn, on a Picture only post.

  7. EddRazzell on September 2nd, 2009 7:43 pm

    I wonder how many "Cant let you do that" jokes wouldn't exist without SSMB.

  8. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 2nd, 2009 8:13 pm

    Down in front!

  9. codemaster525 on September 2nd, 2009 8:14 pm

    That would be funny if he was blocking a wolf joke.
    BTW Shawn, post my repost wolf joke!

  10. MrRaccoon on September 2nd, 2009 8:16 pm

    Damnit wolf! I just paid for the porn channel!
    I MEANT SPORTS! YA THE BIG GAME 1!!!1!!11!!1!1

  11. pinecone2654 on September 2nd, 2009 8:23 pm

    wolf is in ur room, not letting you view your pr0nz

  12. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on September 2nd, 2009 8:37 pm

    That'd make a great 404 error page.

  13. Daifuku on September 2nd, 2009 8:39 pm

    wow, so wolf IS the best firewall out there.

  14. TCC on September 2nd, 2009 8:48 pm

    hello new desktop background! :D

  15. LOLCUNO on September 2nd, 2009 9:26 pm

    Ah well, I guess i''ll just have to fap to him.

  16. BlueChameleon on September 2nd, 2009 9:32 pm

    Ahh, Wolf Wednesday returns. Just like old times!

  17. AreUExperienced on September 3rd, 2009 12:17 am

    I've an inkling that this might have been better had it been a reference to Mozilla FireFox as opposed to Fox.

  18. Kbman on September 3rd, 2009 2:07 am

    Stupid Wolf, I'm not a member of Star Fox.
    Do I look like a furry to you?

  19. Wisdombook on September 3rd, 2009 2:25 am

    Dammit, wolf! you're more annoying than my internet security!

  20. Jgr9 on September 3rd, 2009 4:52 pm

    Finally, a Wolf post that I actually find funny, especially with the caption. :P

  21. lexical on September 3rd, 2009 8:20 pm

    PSA: Every time you fap, a Starfox "can't do that". And now you know…

  22. AuraMaster on September 4th, 2009 6:40 am

    Starwolf is watching you peeeeeee….

    EDIT: Oh, hey, I reached 69.

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