All the greatest video game heroes fall on hard times now and then… and Companion Cube is no exception! Don’t worry bro Portal 2 is right around the corner!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 9, 2010 · 6:26 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Depressing, Off Duty, Portal, Valve Software · Leave a comment (87 Comments) |
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It takes 20,000 dollars for me to love you…FOR 12 SECONDS!
Can't let you deflect that, Companion Cube.
d'awww :3
Poor cuby…
I'd adopt him. :3
Just don't let it know what you did to its sibling. No one needs to know.
There's a lot of ChellxCube porn, I think it's had enough love to last a few years.
….Well….You see companion cube, the thing about that is I locked myself out of my car, and the only way to get in it now is to burn you alive in the car's thermodynamic exhaust port located in the engine or I can't get home and watch America's Got Talent. And this is the finals now.
I'm sure you understand.
…stop looking at me like that.
sure whatevah
Well, It's better than the Companion Ball, I couldn't wait to incinerate that thing.
*walks up*
Nope.
*neck elongates*
*walks away*
*Picks it up and uses as a paper weight* Perfect. *Drops five dollars on it*
Unfortunately, we must take it to the Emergency Intelligence Jailor. (GEDDIT BECAUSE HE'S A PROSTITUTE… thing… sorta kinda… I'll be quiet now. ;_;)
I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Dr hobo is one of the greatest hobo of all time.
A girl with a portal gun killed my sibling
Need money for karate lessons
Don't worry baby, your gonna deflect MY deadly photons. All. Night. Long.
CAW CAW CAW.
Me love cube long time.
(Couldn't think of anything better.)
Its supposed to be a fusion of cube and Pyramid Head, but that works too.
It forgot to put a question mark at the end.
Now our dear friend is weighted down with poverty and depression. :(
You tought you had killed him, but he came back from hell, with only one desire…to be loved :3
I'm making a note here: Cube, depressed.
For science?
Noooooo!!! This would have been such an awesome picture to respond to… Curse my desire to play more Borderlands today! Well, I'll post my joke anyways…
Well, now it looks like the Weighted Campanion Cube might threaten to stab me.
Wow, we've got a pyramid cube above, and here we have it and the turret going at it. It's like Halolz users are working together on this.
No, I'm not fazed by this at all. I'd like to remind you of rule 34 and the many, many things that applies to (hint: everything). That picture happens to be one of the most tame of them.
One moment. Akbar?
Akbar: IT'S A TRAP!
Yeah, I'm beginning to not trust Yu-Gi-Oh characters and their offers of hugs.
Looks like the cube
-- puts on shades --
needs some companionship
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cube Head just wants your love… And your still-beating heart in his hand.
Deflect deadly photons you say, huh? muahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! >:D
Yeah sure I've got a few job opportunities in mind for you.
What's that? Oh, I'm just making a note here for possible success. :3
Ok, a here's another incentive for it: if the science gets done, you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
sry, I think I love my slinky more
What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
I'll adopt you companion cube! (mine got euthanized.)
Hm,I am about out of love,would you like cake that is made with fish crackers instead?
ill take the cube as long as he will keep his evil doppelganger the companion sphere away from me