Hobo Companion Cube

All the greatest video game heroes fall on hard times now and then… and Companion Cube is no exception! Don’t worry bro Portal 2 is right around the corner!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 9, 2010 · 6:26 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (438 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
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Artistic, Depressing, Off Duty, Portal, Valve Software

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82 Responses to “Will sit on giant buttons AND deflect deadly photons for LOVE”

  1. KamikazeGible on September 9th, 2010 6:34 pm

    It takes 20,000 dollars for me to love you…FOR 12 SECONDS!

  2. FlareKitsu on September 9th, 2010 6:45 pm

    Can't let you deflect that, Companion Cube.

  3. Kirby_Emprer on September 9th, 2010 6:51 pm

    d'awww :3

  4. Reclaimer077 on September 9th, 2010 6:53 pm

    Poor cuby…

    I'd adopt him. :3

  5. Leo E. on September 9th, 2010 6:56 pm

    Just don't let it know what you did to its sibling. No one needs to know.

  6. Roflcopter419 on September 9th, 2010 7:00 pm

    There's a lot of ChellxCube porn, I think it's had enough love to last a few years.

  7. DM1293 on September 9th, 2010 7:01 pm

    ….Well….You see companion cube, the thing about that is I locked myself out of my car, and the only way to get in it now is to burn you alive in the car's thermodynamic exhaust port located in the engine or I can't get home and watch America's Got Talent. And this is the finals now.

    I'm sure you understand.

    …stop looking at me like that.

  8. dope92 on September 9th, 2010 7:02 pm

    sure whatevah

  9. LinkyBS on September 9th, 2010 7:04 pm

    Well, It's better than the Companion Ball, I couldn't wait to incinerate that thing.

  10. Matterisgood on September 9th, 2010 7:06 pm

    *walks up*
    *neck elongates*
    *walks away*

  11. KIDDIELAYUND on September 9th, 2010 7:09 pm

    *Picks it up and uses as a paper weight* Perfect. *Drops five dollars on it*

  12. Fatehehhhh on September 9th, 2010 7:17 pm

    Unfortunately, we must take it to the Emergency Intelligence Jailor. (GEDDIT BECAUSE HE'S A PROSTITUTE… thing… sorta kinda… I'll be quiet now. ;_;)

  13. smartmonkey on September 9th, 2010 7:32 pm

    I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Dr hobo is one of the greatest hobo of all time.

  14. MrRaccoon on September 9th, 2010 7:36 pm

    A girl with a portal gun killed my sibling
    Need money for karate lessons

  15. truegentleman on September 9th, 2010 7:46 pm

    Don't worry baby, your gonna deflect MY deadly photons. All. Night. Long.


  16. Mr Plen on September 9th, 2010 7:52 pm

    Me love cube long time.
    (Couldn't think of anything better.)

  17. Ataeru on September 9th, 2010 8:27 pm

    Its supposed to be a fusion of cube and Pyramid Head, but that works too.

  18. Grammar Nazi Ghost on September 9th, 2010 8:47 pm

    It forgot to put a question mark at the end.

  19. GameboyPATH on September 9th, 2010 8:59 pm

    Now our dear friend is weighted down with poverty and depression. :(

  20. Mentlegen on September 9th, 2010 9:29 pm

    You tought you had killed him, but he came back from hell, with only one desire…to be loved :3

  21. AuraMaster on September 9th, 2010 9:51 pm

    I'm making a note here: Cube, depressed.

  22. Brawling Bouse on September 9th, 2010 9:56 pm

    For science?

  23. BasketGT on September 9th, 2010 9:57 pm

    Noooooo!!! This would have been such an awesome picture to respond to… Curse my desire to play more Borderlands today! Well, I'll post my joke anyways…

    Well, now it looks like the Weighted Campanion Cube might threaten to stab me.

  24. TheAceOfSkulls on September 9th, 2010 11:07 pm

    Wow, we've got a pyramid cube above, and here we have it and the turret going at it. It's like Halolz users are working together on this.

    No, I'm not fazed by this at all. I'd like to remind you of rule 34 and the many, many things that applies to (hint: everything). That picture happens to be one of the most tame of them.

  25. TheAceOfSkulls on September 9th, 2010 11:09 pm

    One moment. Akbar?

    Akbar: IT'S A TRAP!

    Yeah, I'm beginning to not trust Yu-Gi-Oh characters and their offers of hugs.

  26. JboneDRS on September 9th, 2010 11:37 pm

    Looks like the cube
    -- puts on shades --
    needs some companionship

  27. supreme_slayer on September 9th, 2010 11:41 pm

    Cube Head just wants your love… And your still-beating heart in his hand.

  28. cAlTh3MAd on September 10th, 2010 5:16 am

    Deflect deadly photons you say, huh? muahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! >:D

    Yeah sure I've got a few job opportunities in mind for you.
    What's that? Oh, I'm just making a note here for possible success. :3

  29. TheAceOfSkulls on September 10th, 2010 11:26 am

    Ok, a here's another incentive for it: if the science gets done, you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.

  30. Frankenstrat247 on September 10th, 2010 11:30 am

    sry, I think I love my slinky more

  31. Mitch Match on September 10th, 2010 1:46 pm

    What is love
    Baby don't hurt me
    Don't hurt me
    no more

  32. tmotom on September 12th, 2010 9:35 pm

    I'll adopt you companion cube! (mine got euthanized.)

  33. MattiusThad on September 21st, 2010 10:32 pm

    Hm,I am about out of love,would you like cake that is made with fish crackers instead?

  34. shroobot3000 on February 14th, 2011 8:53 am

    ill take the cube as long as he will keep his evil doppelganger the companion sphere away from me

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