Goron Freeman

He’s not our first Goron Freeman, but this version is so well done I couldn’t resist posting him again!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 13, 2012 · 12:56 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (159 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Half-Life, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, The Legend of Zelda, Valve Software, Weird

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36 Responses to “Goron Freeman”

  1. DiamyoAlex on July 13th, 2012 1:12 pm

    That's totally inaccurate. Gorons speak in grunts and moans. Gordon doesn't speak at all.

  2. Prof. Luigi on July 13th, 2012 1:20 pm

    Then who would be alyx?

  3. MokubaKaiba on July 13th, 2012 1:24 pm

    glad its not another of the "before it was cool" jokes, because those are SO LAMESTREAM

  4. Pringer X on July 13th, 2012 1:26 pm

    Who needs a HEV suit when you have ROCK HARD OLD MAN NIPPLES?

  5. Guppy on July 13th, 2012 1:31 pm

    But will he dance to Saria's Song?

  6. Deep Thought on July 13th, 2012 1:40 pm

    Barney: It's dangerous to go alone… take this!
    *You got a crowbar!*
    And when you meet Dr. Ganon tell him I said *Cucco crow* YOU!!!

  7. poonstev on July 13th, 2012 2:27 pm

    Reminds me of something….

    <img src="http://www.toplessrobot.com/batman-nipples.jpg"&gt;

  8. Umbreon 0 on July 13th, 2012 2:36 pm

    What, no lambda tattoo?

  9. Caesar3594 on July 13th, 2012 2:44 pm

    Hey man Gorons don't talk, Freeman doesn't talk. Gorons are badass, Freeman is a badass.
    They both have strong armor……
    Hmm maybe under all that suit is a Goron?

  10. TheTaurenRogue on July 13th, 2012 3:30 pm

    A Zelda/Half-life cross over.
    -Digs up his vault of Halolz submission puns-
    How interesting, Please do GORON.

  11. Bobomberman on July 13th, 2012 3:37 pm

    Would this make Tingle G-man? I must delve further into this…

  12. Kn0w1d3a on July 13th, 2012 4:46 pm

    Half Life 3: Skins are the New Hats

  13. PortalMan on July 13th, 2012 5:23 pm

    I'm wondering if i want to know what the headcrabs are. Probably not.

  14. Icesickle97 on July 13th, 2012 5:42 pm

    So, since we have an updated post, will we be getting "The Adventures of Dojohngo Freeman 2: What Has Tobe 100 Percented?"

  15. HughbertEsq on July 13th, 2012 7:55 pm

    Kay, so does he actually use his crowbar, or does he just yell "LETTUCE WRESTLE BRUVA" to any and every Xenos force he comes across and charges towards them with a dance?

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