THOU SHALT NOT RUN OUT OF LIVES
January 28, 2010 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Konami, Movies, Spiritual Enlightenment, Tips & Tricks, Uncategorized
And the lord spoke onto Moses, “Go forth and defeat Contra, I shall give you my holiest of codes to aid you. ”
Photoshop by Cracked.com, submitted by smashpro1
AND FROM THE HEAVENS CAME AN ALMIGHTY FALCON KICK
January 8, 2010 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Church of Falcon, F-Zero, Kickin' It, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Smash Bros, Things Are Heating Up, Under the Sea

Oh Moses… asking if it could it be parted… what a silly question!
By Zach








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