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I’ve been thinking for a while about how the site doesn’t really have much to do with Halo anymore… and people have mentioned it as well, so I’ve decided… why not rebrand the site to something a little more recent in video games? That’s why I’m proud to announce that today Halolz is officially changing it’s name to Kratlolz!

The all new Kratlolz will be your premiere source for video game humor for all your favorite games, including a wide variety of titles like God of War, God of War 2, God of War 3, God of War: Chains of Olympus, God of War: Betrayal, God of War: Ghost of Sparta… and even other lesser known titles like Hot Shots Golf and the latest Mortal Kombat title! Really the entire world of video gaming is now covered!

I hope you guys are as excited about the new site as I am!
Keep those great Kratos themed submissions coming!

[Super cheeful Kratos artwork by horn-dogs, submitted by Franziska]

*NOTE IF YOU DON’T SEE OUR AWESOME NEW BANNER ARTWORK YOU MAY NEED TO HIT REFRESH A BUNCH OF TIMES!

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[NEWS] Halolz officially changes it’s name!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 12:57 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(196 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)

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deleted722514 108p · 739 weeks ago

I bet I can guess every Halolzer's reaction.

And this is Shawn's reaction to our pain.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 739 weeks ago

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POKEMON_MASTER 50p · 739 weeks ago

The only reason they settled on that was because TF2lolz sounds incredibly stupid.

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 739 weeks ago

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AuraMaster 107p · 739 weeks ago

Shawn, can you do me a favor? Hand me that melon scooper so I can remove my eyes from their sockets?

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Kenpachi RAMASAMA 100p · 739 weeks ago

I'm Commander Shepard and Kratlolz is my favorite website on Citadel.

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SonicsmyName 92p · 739 weeks ago

Look like Shawn...
*drops sunglasses*
Shit, hold on a second...

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Simply DA 100p · 739 weeks ago

Best.
April Fails Day gift.
Ever.

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deleted722514 108p · 739 weeks ago

Yes Shawn, we got every one of your photos, and we are not afraid of trolling back! >:U

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Starfox64x 54p · 739 weeks ago

Barrelrollolz.com anyone?

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RemielChibus 102p · 739 weeks ago

Oh hey guys, just got back from being sick. How're thi-

Oh.

Oh.

...I'm so sorry. I'll never leave again.

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Sid_Diddly 90p · 739 weeks ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Halulz.com

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HeadcrabZombie 62p · 739 weeks ago

April 1st
Shawn's holiday

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TheUnknownNoob 83p · 739 weeks ago

Trollshawn needs to be a meme now.

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strayjohno 91p · 739 weeks ago

Can't let you Krat that Kratlolz

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 739 weeks ago

I want Shawn to keep this layout for the next few months.
I am nothing if not a glutton for user misery.

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Comire 101p · 739 weeks ago

Fantastic. Beautiful. Fierce.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 739 weeks ago

K let's see what's going on Halolz today...
*Checks the front page*
Shawn, if today wasn't April Fools day, I would be asking a Zealot to slice your head off...

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Dr.Panda 112p · 739 weeks ago

Is it Troll Day already? :D

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Vlauer 88p · 739 weeks ago

Guys, fuck me, this is THE best april jokes ever!

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Annonith 104p · 739 weeks ago

If there will be the same amount of Kratos submissions in Kratlolz as there was Meat Boy submissions in Meat Boy Week/Month then I don't care ;)

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Coodoo 93p · 739 weeks ago

Kratos.
The only thing that can stop Super Meat Year.

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Rain 91p · 739 weeks ago

See news
Entered Kratlolz.com on URL bar
???
Error page

I'm starting to think that this whole thing is a lie
Also, the Kratos heads are scaring me :(

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DTurboKiller 82p · 739 weeks ago

Seeing Kratos smiling was the scariest thing i've ever seen.
...you've just made my day.

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Gentleman Eraqus 86p · 739 weeks ago

The only reason I was fooled is because, where I am, it's still March, 31 at 11:33.

Silly time zones.

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Haite 74p · 739 weeks ago

WHERE MY MINECRAFT JOKES WILL BE AFTER THAT?

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Badonk 105p · 739 weeks ago

In celebration of this great news, i will be creating a courage Kratos submission about the other courage Kratos submissions for every courage kratos submission submittied to this submission space on this submission sight submitted originaly under the name Halolz but that shall now be submitted under the submitted name of Kratlolz!

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MisterMojojojo 48p · 739 weeks ago

Not a master of Subtlety, are you, Handyside?

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Luigi676 76p · 739 weeks ago

For some reason, Kratlolz sounds oddly Russian.

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 739 weeks ago

you may need to do a hard refresh if it doesnt work... CTRL + F5

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DrSexington 78p · 739 weeks ago

Please tell me this is only going be for April 1st and a while after that, cause is so....*curls up into fetal position and starts to shiver rambling on about the bad Kratos meme*

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Smirky 104p · 739 weeks ago

YOU DEFY THE MODERATOR OF WAR!?

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shadykitsune 82p · 739 weeks ago

He is smiling like that because he is gonna rape you tonight.

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tveye 100p · 739 weeks ago

This is wonderful news! I love Courage Kratos!!
...
April Fooooooooools ;D

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Captain Flavor 96p · 739 weeks ago

Oh good, more Krap to burn into my eyes.

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smashpro1 94p · 739 weeks ago

Oh God, I just realized what day today was! *sob*

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last · 739 weeks ago

this is madness

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Yummyyoshi 0p · 739 weeks ago

I see what you did there.

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52wheeler 0p · 739 weeks ago

I know this is an April Fools Joke, but I really wish this change stays. The content becomes funnier when framed with Kratos's face

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Solid_Spy 99p · 739 weeks ago

As much as I hate that this is an April Fools' joke, an official name change would prove quite unique for Halolz. I vote to see an official name change, who is with me?

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Jeot21 58p · 739 weeks ago

OH YOU

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Schraver 22p · 739 weeks ago

Ha not a bad aidea. What about Left 4 Lolz? or Gary's Lolz?

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MercenaryBlue 65p · 739 weeks ago

Unless its a farm!

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Koa_Neuva 8p · 739 weeks ago

Well at least this April fools day joke isn't as bad as the Legend of Zelda movie trailer, that got me wanting something that I doubt will ever come true during my lifetime. =_=;

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 739 weeks ago

WHAT IS THIS I...I...don't...even...

NO. NO. NO. NO. HELL NO. THOUSAND times NO.

Should be just called

HANDYLOLZ.COM

Because...well, Shawn HANDYside...

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Citrovc4 58p · 739 weeks ago

It is april fools in some parts of the world (such as us auzzies)

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Xion009 69p · 739 weeks ago

Oh u.

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Fai57 94p · 739 weeks ago

So it begins...

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SolidScientist 101p · 739 weeks ago

WHAT!? NO WAI, HOW DARE YOU THINK OF CHANGENG IT TO THAT HOW KEN YOU EVAR THINK OF SOMETHING LIKE-----Ohhhhhhh, I see what you did there.

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SillyFacts 27p · 739 weeks ago

Hi
Aprils fail has come and with it an influx of newbies and bad jokes.

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tmotom on April 1st, 2011 9:55 am

This is going to be the worst week of my life… I don't even like God of War. It's on PS3 and I have Xbox 360. The PS3 is weird because of the weird ass place the retarded analog stick is in. No wonder PS3 gamers have no skill in COD. They must all have arthritis from playing so weirdly. At least with the Xbox 360 controller, you can rest with the controller instead of having your hand cramp up… In my opinion, PS3 just needs to pull a Guitar Hero and submit to Bill Gates.
HeadcrabZombie on April 1st, 2011 10:13 am

April 1st
Shawn's holiday
MasqueNoMercy on April 1st, 2011 11:48 am

you may need to do a hard refresh if it doesnt work… CTRL + F5
Rain on April 1st, 2011 12:04 pm

See news
Entered Kratlolz.com on URL bar
???
Error page

I'm starting to think that this whole thing is a lie
Also, the Kratos heads are scaring me :(
Trainer_Black on April 1st, 2011 12:04 pm

We don't even do Kratos that much! Why aren't we Mudkilolz, or Smuglolz?
Luigi676 on April 1st, 2011 3:09 pm

For some reason, Kratlolz sounds oddly Russian.
Coodoo on April 1st, 2011 3:15 pm

Kratos.
The only thing that can stop Super Meat Year.
tmotom on April 1st, 2011 4:06 pm

Kratlolz? More like Teamfortresstwololz…
52wheeler on April 1st, 2011 4:11 pm

I know this is an April Fools Joke, but I really wish this change stays. The content becomes funnier when framed with Kratos's face
Weibbles on April 1st, 2011 4:14 pm

Even though I know shawn is trolling us but this will serve as my reaction. rel="nofollow">
PrototypeHero on April 1st, 2011 4:20 pm

-opens halolz-
-sees post, reads.-

I died inside, I actually had part of me that this site hadn't taken and you just killed it.

It was all, indeed, a trap.
I bid you gentleman, ado.
Jimmy on April 1st, 2011 5:17 pm

*adieu
BTSnoogans on April 1st, 2011 4:22 pm

Wait a minute… my browser doesn't say kratlolz.com, it says halolz.com! I will find out what's going on here and I swear to god when I do…

I am going to go about my business as per usual.
Yummyyoshi on April 2nd, 2011 12:23 am

I see what you did there.
Dr. Wortington on April 2nd, 2011 3:25 pm

Welcome to hell, here's your acordian

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