KRATLOLZ!I’ve been thinking for a while about how the site doesn’t really have much to do with Halo anymore… and people have mentioned it as well, so I’ve decided… why not rebrand the site to something a little more recent in video games? That’s why I’m proud to announce that today Halolz is officially changing it’s name to Kratlolz!

The all new Kratlolz will be your premiere source for video game humor for all your favorite games, including a wide variety of titles like God of War,  God of War 2, God of War 3, God of War: Chains of Olympus, God of War: Betrayal, God of War: Ghost of Sparta… and even other lesser known titles like Hot Shots Golf and the latest Mortal Kombat title! Really the entire world of video gaming is now covered!

I hope you guys are as excited about the new site as I am!
Keep those great Kratos themed submissions coming!

[Super cheeful Kratos artwork by horn-dogs, submitted by Franziska]

*NOTE IF YOU DON’T SEE OUR AWESOME NEW BANNER ARTWORK YOU MAY NEED TO HIT REFRESH A BUNCH OF TIMES!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 12:57 AM 
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131 Responses to “[NEWS] Halolz officially changes it’s name!”

  1. shroompants on April 1st, 2011 1:00 am

    oh you :p

  2. Ataeru on April 1st, 2011 1:00 am

    April fools day…
    ha..ha…ha………
    ….
    ….
    :I

  3. Fission on April 1st, 2011 1:02 am

    Oh Handyside you bastard

  4. TCC on April 1st, 2011 1:04 am

    …. you forgot pokemon

  5. Great_King on April 1st, 2011 1:04 am

    That joke made me feel dirty for some reason.

  6. AuraMaster on April 1st, 2011 1:05 am

    Shawn, can you do me a favor? Hand me that melon scooper so I can remove my eyes from their sockets?

  7. 0wire0 on April 1st, 2011 1:06 am

    Please remember. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle

    Also, can anyone tell me how to make a proper hyperlink

  8. last on April 1st, 2011 1:08 am

    this is madness

  9. MisterMojojojo on April 1st, 2011 1:08 am

    Not a master of Subtlety, are you, Handyside?

  10. smashpro1 on April 1st, 2011 1:09 am

    Oh God, I just realized what day today was! *sob*

  11. TheUnknownNoob on April 1st, 2011 1:12 am

    [ url = http://www.blahblahblah.com ] (shit you want to say) [ /url ]

    I think that way works here.

  12. Badonk on April 1st, 2011 1:12 am

    In celebration of this great news, i will be creating a courage Kratos submission about the other courage Kratos submissions for every courage kratos submission submittied to this submission space on this submission sight submitted originaly under the name Halolz but that shall now be submitted under the submitted name of Kratlolz!

  13. Captain Flavor on April 1st, 2011 1:13 am

    Oh good, more Krap to burn into my eyes.

  14. LOLCUNO on April 1st, 2011 1:13 am

    So. Uh. Is this it, or are we going to get a follow up?

  15. tveye on April 1st, 2011 1:17 am

    This is wonderful news! I love Courage Kratos!!

    April Fooooooooools ;D

  16. SillyFacts on April 1st, 2011 1:17 am

    Hi
    Aprils fail has come and with it an influx of newbies and bad jokes.

  17. aimless_void on April 1st, 2011 1:18 am

    WHAT!? NO WAI, HOW DARE YOU THINK OF CHANGENG IT TO THAT HOW KEN YOU EVAR THINK OF SOMETHING LIKE—--Ohhhhhhh, I see what you did there.

  18. Shawn Handyside on April 1st, 2011 1:18 am

    NOPE! (.avi)

  19. Dr.Panda on April 1st, 2011 1:20 am

    Is it Troll Day already? :D

  20. Ataeru on April 1st, 2011 1:23 am
  21. Fai57 on April 1st, 2011 1:24 am

    So it begins…

  22. Haite on April 1st, 2011 1:24 am

    WHERE MY MINECRAFT JOKES WILL BE AFTER THAT?

  23. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 1:24 am

    I want Shawn to keep this layout for the next few months.
    I am nothing if not a glutton for user misery.

  24. Xenomorph42Q on April 1st, 2011 1:26 am

    I'm Commander Shepard and Kratlolz is my favorite website on Citadel.

  25. Xion009 on April 1st, 2011 1:26 am

    Oh u.

  26. Annonith on April 1st, 2011 1:27 am

    If there will be the same amount of Kratos submissions in Kratlolz as there was Meat Boy submissions in Meat Boy Week/Month then I don't care ;)

  27. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 1:30 am

    And I will rework my past submissions with a Kratos theme.

    Kratos stalking behind Ringo Starr on Abbey Road
    Kratos performing a prostate exam.
    Kratos putting things down his pants.
    Kratos misspelling "invalid".
    Kratos in a yellow bikini making out with a slightly bashful version of himself.

    Oh yeah. You know you want it.

  28. Sid_Diddly on April 1st, 2011 1:30 am

    Don't blame me, I voted for Halulz.com

  29. POKEMON_MASTER on April 1st, 2011 1:31 am

    The only reason they settled on that was because TF2lolz sounds incredibly stupid.

  30. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 1:32 am
  31. MasterLuigi452 on April 1st, 2011 1:33 am

    K let's see what's going on Halolz today…
    *Checks the front page*
    Shawn, if today wasn't April Fools day, I would be asking a Zealot to slice your head off…

  32. Shawn Handyside on April 1st, 2011 1:34 am

    Heh don't worry I was planning on posting that ASAP!

  33. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 1:36 am

    Love you. Long time.
    You love manual long time.

  34. Ashton_Anchors on April 1st, 2011 1:37 am

    I lolled till the last one and now I am trying to take my brain out mummification style

  35. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 1:41 am

    Me: A dollop of fairy dust.
    You: …what
    Me: I RIPPED THE TAG OFF A MATTRESS.
    You: That's not relevant.

  36. Darkangelsv1 on April 1st, 2011 1:43 am

    Best.
    April Fails Day gift.
    Ever.

  37. smashpro1 on April 1st, 2011 1:44 am

    Nope.gif

  38. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 1:44 am

    YOU CANNOT IGNORE ITS GIRTH.

  39. Zyquux on April 1st, 2011 1:47 am
  40. Citrovc4 on April 1st, 2011 1:47 am

    It is april fools in some parts of the world (such as us auzzies)

  41. Jimmy on April 1st, 2011 1:47 am

    WHAT IS THIS I…I…don't…even…

    NO. NO. NO. NO. HELL NO. THOUSAND times NO.

    Should be just called

    HANDYLOLZ.COM

    Because…well, Shawn HANDYside…

  42. Mentlegen on April 1st, 2011 1:47 am
  43. Jimmy on April 1st, 2011 1:48 am

    I gotcha covered. *POP* Ah, much better.

  44. Dr. Furry on April 1st, 2011 1:50 am

    HA i knew you were going to make a joke soon, you promise updates for love but you'll deny him of it D: you monster.

  45. AquaLink on April 1st, 2011 1:50 am

    image saved. thank you sir

  46. Starfox64x on April 1st, 2011 1:50 am

    Barrelrollolz.com anyone?

  47. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 1:58 am

    *turns on radio*
    rel="nofollow">*this plays*
    ….yup.

  48. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 1:59 am

    If not, I'll just sob and love myself. :(

  49. Mentlegen on April 1st, 2011 2:00 am

    But your first comment wasn't an example of Anti humor, although I don't understand why it received a -1 storm.

  50. Shady Kitsune on April 1st, 2011 2:13 am

    Yush plz

  51. Shady Kitsune on April 1st, 2011 2:16 am

    He is smiling like that because he is gonna rape you tonight.

  52. A_R_ on April 1st, 2011 2:17 am

    Nope.txt

  53. A_R_ on April 1st, 2011 2:18 am

    PokeMinecrafTF2advicememelolz.com?

  54. Ataeru on April 1st, 2011 2:19 am

    Well I don't know, its kinda a broad trope.
    Im simply unamused with Shawn's turning Halolz into Kratlolz on the start of April Fool's Day. It completely takes away the legitimacy of his statement.

    How can I not point out such an obvious joke?

    Though I got to say if it is permanent, then the joke would be on us. And Shawn and Paul would have the last laughs (as they would be the only ones left after enjoying our ragequits)

  55. A_R_ on April 1st, 2011 2:19 am

    Don't forget about "Kratos`d Kirby".

  56. A_R_ on April 1st, 2011 2:27 am

    Just change "LOLZ" to "JOBZ" in this url and we'll get more traffic almost instantly.

  57. Mentlegen on April 1st, 2011 2:28 am

    *Changes station*
    rel="nofollow">*this plays*
    It's official.

  58. Mentlegen on April 1st, 2011 2:30 am
  59. Master Eraqus on April 1st, 2011 2:33 am

    The only reason I was fooled is because, where I am, it's still March, 31 at 11:33.

    Silly time zones.

  60. Master Eraqus on April 1st, 2011 2:36 am

    And I for got to plan my internet shenanigans.

  61. Dimomarg on April 1st, 2011 2:53 am

    OH GOD IT'S STARING AT ME

  62. Mentlegen on April 1st, 2011 2:55 am

    <img src="http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6793026/obvious-troll.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Shawn-Handyside&quot; />

    Yes Shawn, we got every one of your photos, and we are not afraid of trolling back! >:U

  63. Smirky on April 1st, 2011 3:00 am

    YOU DEFY THE MODERATOR OF WAR!?

  64. DrSexington on April 1st, 2011 3:09 am

    Please tell me this is only going be for April 1st and a while after that, cause is so….*curls up into fetal position and starts to shiver rambling on about the bad Kratos meme*

  65. Mentlegen on April 1st, 2011 3:12 am

    Outro brasileiro no Halolz?

    Acho que somos apenas 2 por aqui.

  66. Shawn Handyside on April 1st, 2011 3:13 am

    It's just weird because that photo is just like… so old.

  67. Zyquux on April 1st, 2011 3:17 am

    Nope.wav

  68. Jones-250 on April 1st, 2011 3:19 am

    Shawn is, and always has been, a troll. Hey… Wait… Is in not the first day of April?

  69. Mentlegen on April 1st, 2011 3:19 am

    But we can clearly see your trollface there.

    Also, why don't you ever use the forums anymore Shawn? >_>

  70. Jones-250 on April 1st, 2011 3:20 am

    Sign me up!

  71. Koa_Neuva on April 1st, 2011 3:21 am

    Well at least this April fools day joke isn't as bad as the Legend of Zelda movie trailer, that got me wanting something that I doubt will ever come true during my lifetime. =_=;

  72. Koa_Neuva on April 1st, 2011 3:22 am

    Can't let you do that, Starfox. B)

  73. Jones-250 on April 1st, 2011 3:22 am

    *Sigh*
    *Changes station*
    *This plays => rel="nofollow"> *

    Wait… WHAT?!?

  74. Koa_Neuva on April 1st, 2011 3:23 am

    The Legend of Zelda movie trailer one was better. =_=;

  75. Jones-250 on April 1st, 2011 3:24 am

    I think you mean more Kratos to burn your eyes.

  76. Jones-250 on April 1st, 2011 3:25 am

    Well done A_R_, well played.
    *Dead*

  77. Jones-250 on April 1st, 2011 3:26 am

    No, this is KRATLOLZ.COM!
    *EPIC KICK*

  78. MercenaryBlue on April 1st, 2011 3:26 am

    Unless its a farm!

  79. DM1293 on April 1st, 2011 3:31 am
  80. Schraver on April 1st, 2011 3:50 am

    Ha not a bad aidea. What about Left 4 Lolz? or Gary's Lolz?

  81. strayjohno on April 1st, 2011 3:56 am

    Can't let you Krat that Kratlolz

  82. A_R_ on April 1st, 2011 4:10 am

    Nope.swf

  83. Jeot21 on April 1st, 2011 4:24 am

    OH YOU

  84. TehVortex on April 1st, 2011 4:27 am

    Fantastic. Beautiful. Fierce.

  85. GazzyW007 on April 1st, 2011 4:53 am

    Alrighty then.

    /punch'd

  86. GazzyW007 on April 1st, 2011 4:56 am

    I think we have kreated Mortal Kombat speak.

  87. GazzyW007 on April 1st, 2011 4:56 am

    Evening.

  88. RemielChibus on April 1st, 2011 5:12 am

    Oh hey guys, just got back from being sick. How're thi-

    Oh.

    Oh.

    …I'm so sorry. I'll never leave again.

  89. RickO_ on April 1st, 2011 5:58 am
  90. primedawg9170 on April 1st, 2011 7:14 am

    Nope.flv

  91. A_R_ on April 1st, 2011 7:16 am

    Nope.nope

  92. Solid_Spy on April 1st, 2011 7:19 am

    As much as I hate that this is an April Fools' joke, an official name change would prove quite unique for Halolz. I vote to see an official name change, who is with me?

  93. SonicsmyName on April 1st, 2011 7:59 am

    Look like Shawn…
    *drops sunglasses*
    Shit, hold on a second…

  94. RockDanX on April 1st, 2011 9:14 am

    3!

  95. Darth_Destro on April 1st, 2011 9:22 am

    Sadly, all I learned from that is that "The Lord of the Ring" trilogy had a pretty repetitive script.

  96. Captain Rehab on April 1st, 2011 9:32 am

    "Captain Rehab is right behi- "

    *stares*

    *Leaves immediately*

  97. DTurboKiller on April 1st, 2011 9:32 am

    Seeing Kratos smiling was the scariest thing i've ever seen.
    …you've just made my day.

  98. Vlauer on April 1st, 2011 9:40 am

    Guys, fuck me, this is THE best april jokes ever!

  99. tmotom on April 1st, 2011 9:55 am

    This is going to be the worst week of my life… I don't even like God of War. It's on PS3 and I have Xbox 360. The PS3 is weird because of the weird ass place the retarded analog stick is in. No wonder PS3 gamers have no skill in COD. They must all have arthritis from playing so weirdly. At least with the Xbox 360 controller, you can rest with the controller instead of having your hand cramp up… In my opinion, PS3 just needs to pull a Guitar Hero and submit to Bill Gates.

  100. HeadcrabZombie on April 1st, 2011 10:13 am

    April 1st
    Shawn's holiday

  101. Deep Thought on April 1st, 2011 11:40 am

    GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

  102. Haite on April 1st, 2011 11:48 am

    Santa feira da fruta!
    Como me descobriram? Spycheck com Pyros?

  103. MasqueNoMercy on April 1st, 2011 11:48 am

    you may need to do a hard refresh if it doesnt work… CTRL + F5

  104. Rain on April 1st, 2011 12:04 pm

    See news
    Entered Kratlolz.com on URL bar
    ???
    Error page

    I'm starting to think that this whole thing is a lie
    Also, the Kratos heads are scaring me :(

  105. Barry Allen on April 1st, 2011 12:04 pm

    Kan't let you kreate that, Mortal Kombat Speak.

  106. Trainer_Black on April 1st, 2011 12:04 pm

    We don't even do Kratos that much! Why aren't we Mudkilolz, or Smuglolz?

  107. ShadowOfThePast on April 1st, 2011 1:42 pm

    Somos 4!
    Mentlegen, Haite, RockDanX e eu!

  108. Luigi676 on April 1st, 2011 3:09 pm

    For some reason, Kratlolz sounds oddly Russian.

  109. Coodoo on April 1st, 2011 3:15 pm

    Kratos.
    The only thing that can stop Super Meat Year.

  110. AuraMaster on April 1st, 2011 3:36 pm

    My reaction was more rel="nofollow">like this.

  111. Zyquux on April 1st, 2011 3:41 pm

    Nope.doc

  112. AuraMaster on April 1st, 2011 3:43 pm

    Down. Right. Fierce.

  113. tmotom on April 1st, 2011 4:05 pm

    (appears) Did someone say TROLL?!

  114. tmotom on April 1st, 2011 4:06 pm

    Kratlolz? More like Teamfortresstwololz…

  115. tmotom on April 1st, 2011 4:07 pm

    Obvious troll is obvious.

  116. tmotom on April 1st, 2011 4:08 pm

    DID SOMEONE SAY TROLL?!?!?!

  117. 52wheeler on April 1st, 2011 4:11 pm

    I know this is an April Fools Joke, but I really wish this change stays. The content becomes funnier when framed with Kratos's face

  118. Weibbles on April 1st, 2011 4:14 pm

    Even though I know shawn is trolling us but this will serve as my reaction. rel="nofollow">

  119. BTSnoogans on April 1st, 2011 4:18 pm

    Mamasay mamasa mama musa.

  120. PrototypeHero on April 1st, 2011 4:20 pm

    -opens halolz-
    -sees post, reads.-

    I died inside, I actually had part of me that this site hadn't taken and you just killed it.

    It was all, indeed, a trap.
    I bid you gentleman, ado.

  121. BTSnoogans on April 1st, 2011 4:22 pm

    Wait a minute… my browser doesn't say kratlolz.com, it says halolz.com! I will find out what's going on here and I swear to god when I do…

    I am going to go about my business as per usual.

  122. Jimmy on April 1st, 2011 5:17 pm

    *adieu

  123. HughbertEsq on April 1st, 2011 5:33 pm

    Him: *attempts to pick them up again*
    Me: *Slaps them out of his hands and run away giggling, returning each time he tries*

  124. dope92 on April 1st, 2011 6:30 pm
  125. dope92 on April 1st, 2011 6:32 pm

    lol inception

    that movie made me need to take a tylenol after it

  126. Zyquux on April 1st, 2011 7:27 pm

    Nope.vtf

  127. Mjr_Boothroyd on April 1st, 2011 10:59 pm

    Nope.htm

  128. Yummyyoshi on April 2nd, 2011 12:23 am

    I see what you did there.

  129. Vosur on April 2nd, 2011 12:43 am

    HADOKEN!

  130. Dr. Wortington on April 2nd, 2011 3:25 pm

    Welcome to hell, here's your acordian

  131. SpartanJedi on April 2nd, 2011 7:20 pm

    nope.exe

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