I’ve been thinking for a while about how the site doesn’t really have much to do with Halo anymore… and people have mentioned it as well, so I’ve decided… why not rebrand the site to something a little more recent in video games? That’s why I’m proud to announce that today Halolz is officially changing it’s name to Kratlolz!
The all new Kratlolz will be your premiere source for video game humor for all your favorite games, including a wide variety of titles like God of War, God of War 2, God of War 3, God of War: Chains of Olympus, God of War: Betrayal, God of War: Ghost of Sparta… and even other lesser known titles like Hot Shots Golf and the latest Mortal Kombat title! Really the entire world of video gaming is now covered!
I hope you guys are as excited about the new site as I am!
Keep those great Kratos themed submissions coming!
[Super cheeful Kratos artwork by horn-dogs, submitted by Franziska]
*NOTE IF YOU DON’T SEE OUR AWESOME NEW BANNER ARTWORK YOU MAY NEED TO HIT REFRESH A BUNCH OF TIMES!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 12:57 AM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
(4.86 out of 5)
oh you :p
April fools day…
ha..ha…ha………
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:I
Oh Handyside you bastard
…. you forgot pokemon
That joke made me feel dirty for some reason.
Shawn, can you do me a favor? Hand me that melon scooper so I can remove my eyes from their sockets?
Please remember. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle…
Also, can anyone tell me how to make a proper hyperlink
this is madness
Not a master of Subtlety, are you, Handyside?
Oh God, I just realized what day today was! *sob*
[ url = http://www.blahblahblah.com ] (shit you want to say) [ /url ]
I think that way works here.
In celebration of this great news, i will be creating a courage Kratos submission about the other courage Kratos submissions for every courage kratos submission submittied to this submission space on this submission sight submitted originaly under the name Halolz but that shall now be submitted under the submitted name of Kratlolz!
Oh good, more Krap to burn into my eyes.
So. Uh. Is this it, or are we going to get a follow up?
This is wonderful news! I love Courage Kratos!!
…
April Fooooooooools ;D
Hi
Aprils fail has come and with it an influx of newbies and bad jokes.
WHAT!? NO WAI, HOW DARE YOU THINK OF CHANGENG IT TO THAT HOW KEN YOU EVAR THINK OF SOMETHING LIKE—--Ohhhhhhh, I see what you did there.
NOPE! (.avi)
Is it Troll Day already? :D
Meh http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiHu…
*shrug*
So it begins…
WHERE MY MINECRAFT JOKES WILL BE AFTER THAT?
I want Shawn to keep this layout for the next few months.
I am nothing if not a glutton for user misery.
I'm Commander Shepard and Kratlolz is my favorite website on Citadel.
Oh u.
If there will be the same amount of Kratos submissions in Kratlolz as there was Meat Boy submissions in Meat Boy Week/Month then I don't care ;)
And I will rework my past submissions with a Kratos theme.
Kratos stalking behind Ringo Starr on Abbey Road
Kratos performing a prostate exam.
Kratos putting things down his pants.
Kratos misspelling "invalid".
Kratos in a yellow bikini making out with a slightly bashful version of himself.
Oh yeah. You know you want it.
Don't blame me, I voted for Halulz.com
The only reason they settled on that was because TF2lolz sounds incredibly stupid.
<img src="http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/212/4/a/4afc3f317d41df4e80690736da0dff8a.png" alt="some_text"/>
K let's see what's going on Halolz today…
*Checks the front page*
Shawn, if today wasn't April Fools day, I would be asking a Zealot to slice your head off…
Heh don't worry I was planning on posting that ASAP!
Love you. Long time.
You love manual long time.
I lolled till the last one and now I am trying to take my brain out mummification style
Me: A dollop of fairy dust.
You: …what
Me: I RIPPED THE TAG OFF A MATTRESS.
You: That's not relevant.
Best.
April Fails Day gift.
Ever.
Nope.gif
YOU CANNOT IGNORE ITS GIRTH.
<img src="http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g314/Cloud551/HTML.jpg">
It is april fools in some parts of the world (such as us auzzies)
WHAT IS THIS I…I…don't…even…
NO. NO. NO. NO. HELL NO. THOUSAND times NO.
Should be just called
HANDYLOLZ.COM
Because…well, Shawn HANDYside…
I bet I can guess rel="nofollow"> every Halolzer's reaction.
And this is rel="nofollow">Shawn's reaction to our pain.
I gotcha covered. *POP* Ah, much better.
HA i knew you were going to make a joke soon, you promise updates for love but you'll deny him of it D: you monster.
image saved. thank you sir
Barrelrollolz.com anyone?
*turns on radio*
rel="nofollow">*this plays*
….yup.
If not, I'll just sob and love myself. :(
But your first comment wasn't an example of Anti humor, although I don't understand why it received a -1 storm.
Yush plz
He is smiling like that because he is gonna rape you tonight.
Nope.txt
PokeMinecrafTF2advicememelolz.com?
Well I don't know, its kinda a broad trope.
Im simply unamused with Shawn's turning Halolz into Kratlolz on the start of April Fool's Day. It completely takes away the legitimacy of his statement.
How can I not point out such an obvious joke?
Though I got to say if it is permanent, then the joke would be on us. And Shawn and Paul would have the last laughs (as they would be the only ones left after enjoying our ragequits)
Don't forget about "Kratos`d Kirby".
Just change "LOLZ" to "JOBZ" in this url and we'll get more traffic almost instantly.
*Changes station*
rel="nofollow">*this plays*
It's official.
We already got this.
The only reason I was fooled is because, where I am, it's still March, 31 at 11:33.
Silly time zones.
And I for got to plan my internet shenanigans.
OH GOD IT'S STARING AT ME
<img src="http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6793026/obvious-troll.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Shawn-Handyside" />
Yes Shawn, we got every one of your photos, and we are not afraid of trolling back! >:U
YOU DEFY THE MODERATOR OF WAR!?
Please tell me this is only going be for April 1st and a while after that, cause is so….*curls up into fetal position and starts to shiver rambling on about the bad Kratos meme*
Outro brasileiro no Halolz?
Acho que somos apenas 2 por aqui.
It's just weird because that photo is just like… so old.
Nope.wav
Shawn is, and always has been, a troll. Hey… Wait… Is in not the first day of April?
But we can clearly see your trollface there.
Also, why don't you ever use the forums anymore Shawn? >_>
Sign me up!
Well at least this April fools day joke isn't as bad as the Legend of Zelda movie trailer, that got me wanting something that I doubt will ever come true during my lifetime. =_=;
Can't let you do that, Starfox. B)
*Sigh*
*Changes station*
*This plays => rel="nofollow"> *
Wait… WHAT?!?
The Legend of Zelda movie trailer one was better. =_=;
I think you mean more Kratos to burn your eyes.
Well done A_R_, well played.
*Dead*
No, this is KRATLOLZ.COM!
*EPIC KICK*
Unless its a farm!
<img src="http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6793702/So-what-if-I-told-you-Halolz-was-permanently-Kratlolz-Like-stating-the-obvious.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Inception" height="500" width="350" />
Ha not a bad aidea. What about Left 4 Lolz? or Gary's Lolz?
Can't let you Krat that Kratlolz
Nope.swf
OH YOU
Fantastic. Beautiful. Fierce.
Alrighty then.
/punch'd
I think we have kreated Mortal Kombat speak.
Evening.
Oh hey guys, just got back from being sick. How're thi-
Oh.
Oh.
…I'm so sorry. I'll never leave again.
rel="nofollow">My reaction.
Nope.flv
Nope.nope
As much as I hate that this is an April Fools' joke, an official name change would prove quite unique for Halolz. I vote to see an official name change, who is with me?
Look like Shawn…
*drops sunglasses*
Shit, hold on a second…
3!
Sadly, all I learned from that is that "The Lord of the Ring" trilogy had a pretty repetitive script.
"Captain Rehab is right behi- "
*stares*
*Leaves immediately*
Seeing Kratos smiling was the scariest thing i've ever seen.
…you've just made my day.
Guys, fuck me, this is THE best april jokes ever!
This is going to be the worst week of my life… I don't even like God of War. It's on PS3 and I have Xbox 360. The PS3 is weird because of the weird ass place the retarded analog stick is in. No wonder PS3 gamers have no skill in COD. They must all have arthritis from playing so weirdly. At least with the Xbox 360 controller, you can rest with the controller instead of having your hand cramp up… In my opinion, PS3 just needs to pull a Guitar Hero and submit to Bill Gates.
April 1st
Shawn's holiday
GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
Santa feira da fruta!
Como me descobriram? Spycheck com Pyros?
you may need to do a hard refresh if it doesnt work… CTRL + F5
See news
Entered Kratlolz.com on URL bar
???
Error page
I'm starting to think that this whole thing is a lie
Also, the Kratos heads are scaring me :(
Kan't let you kreate that, Mortal Kombat Speak.
We don't even do Kratos that much! Why aren't we Mudkilolz, or Smuglolz?
Somos 4!
Mentlegen, Haite, RockDanX e eu!
For some reason, Kratlolz sounds oddly Russian.
Kratos.
The only thing that can stop Super Meat Year.
My reaction was more rel="nofollow">like this.
Nope.doc
Down. Right. Fierce.
(appears) Did someone say TROLL?!
Kratlolz? More like Teamfortresstwololz…
Obvious troll is obvious.
DID SOMEONE SAY TROLL?!?!?!
I know this is an April Fools Joke, but I really wish this change stays. The content becomes funnier when framed with Kratos's face
Even though I know shawn is trolling us but this will serve as my reaction. rel="nofollow">
Mamasay mamasa mama musa.
-opens halolz-
-sees post, reads.-
I died inside, I actually had part of me that this site hadn't taken and you just killed it.
It was all, indeed, a trap.
I bid you gentleman, ado.
Wait a minute… my browser doesn't say kratlolz.com, it says halolz.com! I will find out what's going on here and I swear to god when I do…
I am going to go about my business as per usual.
*adieu
Him: *attempts to pick them up again*
Me: *Slaps them out of his hands and run away giggling, returning each time he tries*
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nope.bmp
lol inception
that movie made me need to take a tylenol after it
Nope.vtf
Nope.htm
I see what you did there.
HADOKEN!
Welcome to hell, here's your acordian
nope.exe