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Falcon PAUNCH!

What? Did someone say Falcon Friday?
Also jeez, Falcon needs to lay off the Mallomars…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 1, 2008 · 3:58 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (143 votes, average: 2.49 out of 5)
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F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fashion Faux Pas, Health & Fitness, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros

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OMG DOPPELGANGER!!!
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I'm disappointed that people rated it so poorly just because their vocabulary is too limited for them to understand it. Antiintellectualism FTL!
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Stealthbladez · 878 weeks ago

Lol, he r not bein enough punching, he ain`t fit no more
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... i dun get it
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Pigeon Army · 878 weeks ago

Great punchline, middling execution. 3/5
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@Pigeon Army Don't you mean paunchline?
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Burnt Eyes · 878 weeks ago

@Valdis. M, I dun get it either.
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meh
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Pigeon Army · 878 weeks ago

@Gneekman

OH I C WOT U DID THAR.
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Eight-Ball · 878 weeks ago

Um, No. 1/5
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chemical.kirby · 878 weeks ago

yea sorry wasn't to found of dis one...
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Wasn't I the one who suggested Falcon Friday? I immediatly regret that decision
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Oh, god, another themed day. And I THINK I get it, but I probably don't... and I hate it when that happens...
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dudemanawesome · 878 weeks ago

You just killed me inside!
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Ummm. I don't get the punchline....

And the picture is kind of cut+paste.

Anyway, I respect those who at least try. :D
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Mad Hatter · 878 weeks ago

Alright, for those who just don't get the joke:

Paunch –noun

1. a large and protruding belly; potbelly.
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Wow, I'm surprised someone had to explain this. Dictionary.com = TECH
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DrunkLizerd · 878 weeks ago

Hurrah for terrible misunderstood puns!
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HAHAHAHAH! Since I knew what paunch meant, I found this hilarious. This is really underrated.
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....I'm scared
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Deth2Gerbilz · 878 weeks ago

i dont understand why some people dont like this
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SpitefulMushroom · 878 weeks ago

I found it highly amusing and I do not get why people didn't get it.
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Shadow Link · 878 weeks ago

LOL, apparently, I'm not the only one who thought of this when I saw "Falcon PAUNCH!" actually written down. XD
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Some other Chris · 878 weeks ago

Looks like he, too, has gone the way of Captain Blue.
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And now, Team Fortress 2sday!
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Some other Chris · 877 weeks ago

@NC: So...we have three set theme days: Wolf Wednesday, Falcon Friday, and TFTuesday. Of course, Shawn's probably going to be like, "Can't let you do that."
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Too much Falcon Crunch <.<
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