Falcon PAUNCH!

What? Did someone say Falcon Friday?
Also jeez, Falcon needs to lay off the Mallomars…
Submitted by Matthew Arnold

Falcon PAUNCH!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 1, 2008 · 3:58 AM

(143 votes, average: 2.49 out of 5)

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F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fashion Faux Pas, Health & Fitness, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros

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Stealthbladez on August 1st, 2008 4:10 am

Lol, he r not bein enough punching, he ain`t fit no more
Valdis M. on August 1st, 2008 5:13 am

… i dun get it
Eight-Ball on August 1st, 2008 5:31 am

Um, No. 1/5
Pigeon Army on August 1st, 2008 5:32 am

Great punchline, middling execution. 3/5
Gneekman on August 1st, 2008 8:01 am

@Pigeon Army Don’t you mean paunchline?
Burnt Eyes on August 1st, 2008 8:45 am

@Valdis. M, I dun get it either.
Glitch on August 1st, 2008 9:09 am

meh
Pigeon Army on August 1st, 2008 9:21 am

@Gneekman
OH I C WOT U DID THAR.
chemical.kirby on August 1st, 2008 10:54 am

yea sorry wasn’t to found of dis one…
smashpro1 on August 1st, 2008 11:13 am

Wasn’t I the one who suggested Falcon Friday? I immediatly regret that decision
Marzen on August 1st, 2008 12:44 pm

Oh, god, another themed day. And I THINK I get it, but I probably don’t… and I hate it when that happens…
dudemanawesome on August 1st, 2008 2:14 pm

You just killed me inside!
Necro on August 1st, 2008 2:19 pm

Ummm. I don’t get the punchline….
And the picture is kind of cut+paste.

Anyway, I respect those who at least try. :D
Mad Hatter on August 1st, 2008 2:59 pm

Alright, for those who just don’t get the joke:

Paunch –noun
1. a large and protruding belly; potbelly.
Dan on August 1st, 2008 3:04 pm

Wow, I’m surprised someone had to explain this. Dictionary.com = TECH
DrunkLizerd on August 1st, 2008 3:57 pm

Hurrah for terrible misunderstood puns!
B-mac on August 1st, 2008 8:07 pm

HAHAHAHAH! Since I knew what paunch meant, I found this hilarious. This is really underrated.
Glitch on August 2nd, 2008 12:46 am

….I’m scared
Deth2Gerbilz on August 2nd, 2008 1:53 am

i dont understand why some people dont like this
SpitefulMushroom on August 2nd, 2008 6:33 pm

I found it highly amusing and I do not get why people didn’t get it.
Shadow Link on August 3rd, 2008 1:03 am

LOL, apparently, I’m not the only one who thought of this when I saw “Falcon PAUNCH!” actually written down. XD
Some other Chris on August 3rd, 2008 7:49 pm

Looks like he, too, has gone the way of Captain Blue.
Not Chris on August 4th, 2008 11:20 am

And now, Team Fortress 2sday!
Some other Chris on August 5th, 2008 5:46 pm

@NC: So…we have three set theme days: Wolf Wednesday, Falcon Friday, and TFTuesday. Of course, Shawn’s probably going to be like, “Can’t let you do that.”
Jeot21 on August 7th, 2008 9:49 am

Too much Falcon Crunch <.<
Seb on February 18th, 2009 8:10 pm

I’m disappointed that people rated it so poorly just because their vocabulary is too limited for them to understand it. Antiintellectualism FTL!
Seb #1 on February 19th, 2009 4:48 am

OMG DOPPELGANGER!!!