Fish people simply shouldn’t be designing architecture.
By Zac Gorman [Magical Game Time]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 8, 2012 · 12:50 AM
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…. I'm confused… can someone explain this to me?
It's ART! You wouldn't understand, you plebeian!
Lake Hylia dried up because whoever built the Water Temple left the faucet running. They hate humans AND the environment.
Or maybe they designed a place for fish people and not not-fish people? It's your fault for invading their temple and expecting it to be made for Humans. I don't yell at the Minish for having small not human-sized houses!
And don't give me any of this "I'm saving the world" crap, Link. YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL YOU KNOW.
rel="nofollow">Hey. Could be worse.
Fish people simply shouldn't be.
Fixed that for ya, Shawn.
Zora Architect: Bitch Please, i'm a fish.
Whose bright idea was to place those iron spike balls?
Zora: Yeah so we just need to install this mirror in the bathroom…wait we don't have a mirror. What should we do?
Zora #2: Well I could cast a spell on this room that lets you view your inner darkness. That's kind of like a mirror. It might try to kill you though.
Zora: Meh, whatever we have to have this done by tomorrow so let's do it. It'll go under the Terms and Agreements….how do you know how to do that anyway?
Zora #2: Minored in demonology.
At least it's not Jabu Jabu's Belly from Oracle of Ages.
It's ok you can always defy logic to complete it.
I need to sink and walk along the bottom! <puts on iron boots>
Now I need to swim back up again! <puts iron boots in pocket>
Even though she's nowhere to be seen in the later times, I blame the Water Dragon for all of this.
As if she couldn't torture one Link enough…
Speaking of creations and trollery you know what that reminds me of?
The subconscious that makes my dreams.
Either it gives me rape dreams I never asked for in the first place…
or it gives me completely awesome feeling dreams filled to the brim with rule of cool
but it makes me look mentally deranged
especially when I don't take any sweets before bed.
You think it's asshole architects, Link, but the truth is that's not architecture, it's just a highly complex idiot-filtration system.
Wait until he discovers that they were keeping a giant-amorphous-tentacle-creating core thing called Morpheous in there…
I have to say, they place second only to Aperture in the Hostile Architecture category…
Have you noticed that these so-called Temples do not resemble places of worship? (except maybe the temple of time)
They looks more like elaborate deathtraps filled with ravenous man-eating monsters and junk that people didn't want to keep in their warehouses.
Wait, how can Link grunt in what appears to be a vacuum-sealed room, let alone breath?
Fish People hate Elf Dudes
It's a well known fact