Zora Architects are assholes
Fish people simply shouldn’t be designing architecture.
By Zac Gorman [Magical Game Time]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 8, 2012 · 12:50 AM 
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Animated, Artistic, Bad Ideas, Nintendo, Sequential Art, The Legend of Zelda, Under the Sea

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49 Responses to “Zora Architects”

  1. blargenth on August 8th, 2012 12:52 am

    …. I'm confused… can someone explain this to me?

  2. Vatonnage on August 8th, 2012 1:00 am

    It's ART! You wouldn't understand, you plebeian!

  3. Zeik on August 8th, 2012 1:06 am

    Lake Hylia dried up because whoever built the Water Temple left the faucet running. They hate humans AND the environment.

  4. Marzen on August 8th, 2012 1:08 am

    Or maybe they designed a place for fish people and not not-fish people? It's your fault for invading their temple and expecting it to be made for Humans. I don't yell at the Minish for having small not human-sized houses!

    And don't give me any of this "I'm saving the world" crap, Link. YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL YOU KNOW.

  5. Punch SideIron on August 8th, 2012 1:09 am
  6. SirNumel on August 8th, 2012 1:27 am

    Fish people simply shouldn't be.

    Fixed that for ya, Shawn.

  7. PortalMan on August 8th, 2012 1:43 am

    Zora Architect: Bitch Please, i'm a fish.

  8. MasterLuigi452 on August 8th, 2012 2:38 am

    Whose bright idea was to place those iron spike balls?

  9. Hyze on August 8th, 2012 3:00 am

    Zora: Yeah so we just need to install this mirror in the bathroom…wait we don't have a mirror. What should we do?

    Zora #2: Well I could cast a spell on this room that lets you view your inner darkness. That's kind of like a mirror. It might try to kill you though.

    Zora: Meh, whatever we have to have this done by tomorrow so let's do it. It'll go under the Terms and Agreements….how do you know how to do that anyway?

    Zora #2: Minored in demonology.

  10. Triforce of the Gods on August 8th, 2012 4:18 am

    At least it's not Jabu Jabu's Belly from Oracle of Ages.

  11. Nick Soapdish on August 8th, 2012 4:43 am

    It's ok you can always defy logic to complete it.
    I need to sink and walk along the bottom! <puts on iron boots>
    Now I need to swim back up again! <puts iron boots in pocket>

  12. Axel X on August 8th, 2012 4:53 am

    Even though she's nowhere to be seen in the later times, I blame the Water Dragon for all of this.

    As if she couldn't torture one Link enough…

  13. Alpar on August 8th, 2012 8:08 am

    Speaking of creations and trollery you know what that reminds me of?

    The subconscious that makes my dreams.
    Either it gives me rape dreams I never asked for in the first place…

    or it gives me completely awesome feeling dreams filled to the brim with rule of cool
    but it makes me look mentally deranged
    especially when I don't take any sweets before bed.

  14. Dycro on August 8th, 2012 8:37 am

    You think it's asshole architects, Link, but the truth is that's not architecture, it's just a highly complex idiot-filtration system.

  15. Ragnellrok on August 8th, 2012 9:55 am

    Wait until he discovers that they were keeping a giant-amorphous-tentacle-creating core thing called Morpheous in there…

  16. Deep Thought on August 8th, 2012 10:59 am

    I have to say, they place second only to Aperture in the Hostile Architecture category…

  17. Mindlessinvalid on August 8th, 2012 11:12 am

    Have you noticed that these so-called Temples do not resemble places of worship? (except maybe the temple of time)

    They looks more like elaborate deathtraps filled with ravenous man-eating monsters and junk that people didn't want to keep in their warehouses.

  18. Uzumakiclan43 on August 8th, 2012 12:05 pm

    Wait, how can Link grunt in what appears to be a vacuum-sealed room, let alone breath?

  19. HughbertEsq on August 8th, 2012 12:38 pm

    Fish People hate Elf Dudes
    It's a well known fact

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