Needs more martinis!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 15, 2012 · 3:11 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
It seems that Tingle is dangeresque, too?
(someone should make a Redfield shoop)
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Everyone pay attention to this post. It is the only time in history that Tingle has ever been cool.
MADNESS I SAY!
SHAWTAYEE
Why would you not include Purple Link?!? Purple Link is the best Link!
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i found this after looking at the voiced link comic a little back, and too boot, its relevant
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TIngle wouldn't just say "cool" he'd say "tingle cool-oo limpah!" ….I'm sorry
Yes yes because after donating thousands of rupees to something which you should've gotten for FREE since it was at the price of saving the WORLD ITSELF, why not top it off with the nice treatment.
Stupid Tingle is the real villain of all the Zelda games.
All of them.
Yes, the boat ride is FREE but the catch is you have to buy the sail.
Forsake extra windpower for the sake of coolness.
Yeah, I could imagine that happening.
I find the lack of "kooloo limpah" disturbing…
Tingle ruins everything…including Purple Link's dreams.
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B*tch, please.
They see me boatin'
Over Hyrule,
Patrollin', they tryin' ta catch me sailin' dirty,
Tryin' ta catch sailin' dirty,
Tryin' ta catch sailin' dirty,
Can't you see I'm sailin' dirty
Saaaaaaiiiiilin' dirty, look at me sailin' dirty!
From the amazing Kevin Bolk:
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Remember the tunnel with the skulls in it, it had the camera in Wind Waker. Well supposedly only Link and Tingle had been there. The Links are on a boat with a serial killer.
They're just hatin' cuz Purple's fabulous.
Instead of "Cool" shouldn't it be "Koo-lim-pah"?
(Sha-may)
Smaaaaaall fry!
Get your tunics ready; it's about to go down!
Some giant bird swooped in and snatched my little sis!
Time to slay some predictable foes!
We runnin this, let's go
[Chorus]
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I’m wearin’ all green cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the lion-headed boat (boat, yeah)
I'm on a boat, Pirate Tetra take a look at me,
With your magic rock while stealing bombs for free.
Bustin’ five knots, wind whippin at my hat!
You can't stop me, Ganondorf, because you’ve gotten fat!
Take a pictograph (quick) I see a Ghost Ship, (Ship)
I'm drinking red chu potion: makes my hearts tick (tick)
I got my Deku leaf, and my hookie-shotty
I'm wipin’ bosses, you at Clock Town Inn wipin’ potties.
I'm ridin' on the Red King, Mappin' out the Great Seas,
I'm clearin' dungeons; Gotta find all the small keys.
But this ain't Hyrule: I can't forget what I saw:
A little green fairy-man yellin' "kooloo limpah!"
I'm on a boat and, it's goin' fast and,
I've awakened my sword to seal the evil Ganon.
I’m the Hero of Wind, got a boat-load of gear;
If you're full of evil, better run in fear!
HEY LISTEN! THIS BOAT IS REAL!
Screw pots, I break waves, Princess Zelda (Or is it Tetra?)
I buy food to feed fish, Princess Zelda (I think it’s Tetra)
Pulling treasure to the deck, Princess Zelda (yeah)
The boat’s head can talk, Princess Zelda!
Hey Grandma, if you could see me now!
Cuttin' Ganon like a big fat sow!
Gonna find all the Tri-Force pieces somehow!
Cause with the Wind Waker, Anything is possible!
Yeah, from my grapplin’ hook I hang,
Snaggin’ loot with my boomerang (yeah)
L-Target~!! To lock-on me, oh
Never thought I'd be under the sea
In a long-lost frozen city
Believe me when I say, I caught a fairy!
[Chorus]
This was the best remix I could come up with:
(Sha-may)
Smaaaaaall fry!
Get your tunics ready; it's about to go down!
Some giant bird swooped in and snatched my little sis!
Time to slay some predictable foes!
We runnin this, let's go
[Chorus]
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I’m wearin’ all green cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the lion-headed boat (boat, yeah)
I'm on a boat, Pirate Tetra take a look at me,
With your magic rock while stealing bombs for free.
Bustin’ five knots, wind whippin at my hat!
You can't stop me, Ganondorf, because you’ve gotten fat.
Take a pictograph (quick) I see a Ghost Ship, (Ship)
I'm drinking red chu potion: makes my hearts tick (tick)
I got my Deku leaf, and my hookie-shotty
I'm wipin’ bosses, you at Clock Town Inn wipin’ potties.
I'm ridin' on the Red King, Mappin' out the Great Seas,
I'm clearin' dungeons; Gotta find all the small keys.
But this ain't Hyrule: I can't forget what I saw:
A little green fairy-man yellin' "kooloo limpah!"
I'm on a boat and, it's goin' fast and,
I've awakened my sword to seal the evil Ganon.
I’m the Hero of Wind, got a boat-load of gear;
If you're full of evil, better run in fear!
HEY LISTEN! THIS BOAT IS REAL!
Screw pots, I break waves, Princess Zelda (Or is it Tetra?)
I buy food to feed fish, Princess Zelda (I think it’s Tetra)
Pulling treasure to the deck, Princess Zelda (yeah)
The boat’s head can talk, Princess Zelda!
Hey Grandma, if you could see me now!
Cuttin' Ganon like a big fat sow!
Gonna find all the Tri-Force pieces somehow!
Cause with the Wind Waker, Anything is possible!
Yeah, from my grapplin’ hook I hang,
Snaggin’ loot with my boomerang (yeah)
L-Target~!! To lock-on me, oh
Never thought I'd be under the sea
In a long-lost frozen city
Believe me when I say, I caught a fairy!
[Chorus]