Wow… that last patch really improved the polygon count!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 25, 2012 · 6:29 PM 
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Minecraft, Photo Op, Under Construction

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115 Responses to “MINECRAFT HD”

  1. El_bruno on April 25th, 2012 6:34 pm

    I don't care about graphics as long as I can still punch trees into cubes.

  2. Punch SideIron on April 25th, 2012 6:36 pm
  3. CapnJakeBob on April 25th, 2012 6:40 pm

    >load world
    >run out of RAM in three seconds

  4. blargenth on April 25th, 2012 6:46 pm

    If that wasn't cool enough, check out how the melons turned out.

    <img src="http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/squarewatermelons1.jpg"&gt;

  5. MorningMoon on April 25th, 2012 6:48 pm

    Pfft, not good enough, reality is more brown!

  6. Hatley96 on April 25th, 2012 6:51 pm

    I personally reckon I'll wait a couple of months for Super Minecraft Turbo HD Arcade Edition

  7. Souleater676 on April 25th, 2012 6:58 pm

    Don't we have something like this already?
    <img src="http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2011/283/a/b/not_enough_torches_by_ghostfire-d4c7hhi.png&quot; width=500>

  8. SirNumel on April 25th, 2012 7:07 pm

    I went outside once. The graphics weren't that good.

  9. Marzen on April 25th, 2012 7:09 pm

    I tried to run the "realistic" Minecraft texture pack once.

    My poor, poor computer…

  10. Deep Thought on April 25th, 2012 7:09 pm
  11. Kindly_Absurd on April 25th, 2012 7:53 pm

    Guys, guys, get with the times, it's all about polyhedrons and shit.

  12. RealBadonk on April 25th, 2012 8:00 pm

    Sod off yeh wankahs! HUR!

  13. smashter on April 25th, 2012 8:03 pm

    Of course, turning on HD mode also turns on Hardcore, in which once you die, you are permanently dead. But there are no creepers! Or zombies… Or skeletons… There are spiders, but they are tiny. And you can't use your hands to break wood. I'm basically saying it's real life, thus ruining the joke made by the picture and the joke I was leading into.


  14. LinkorZelda on April 25th, 2012 8:23 pm

    *Pant Pant* Shoveling why is it so much harder now?

  15. MeatyMcSausage on April 25th, 2012 9:46 pm

    pshhhhhh, this is obviously a scam, EVERYONE knows that real HD can only be acquired with these:
    <img src="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/01/hd-glasses.jpg"/&gt;

  16. Zortsport on April 25th, 2012 10:07 pm

    <img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/1/19/558Crustle.png&quot; width="180" height="144" />

    I tried collecting cubed dirt, but there was a bug under it.

  17. you on April 25th, 2012 10:24 pm
  18. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 25th, 2012 11:22 pm

    Oh, sod off.

  19. Vabolo on April 25th, 2012 11:31 pm

    Icosahedrons is how I roll.

  20. Cirno on April 26th, 2012 12:22 am

    Dat Grass…

    Seriously I just soiled myself there,

    Give us the dirt, did you shop this?

    I've been around the block enough times to know when something is a shop-job,

    We all know that the Minecraft engine will only be able to handle bump-maps when pigs fly.

    I did get wood from this though, sand I'll cobblestones together for the eventual lynching of the creeper who's teasing us with this.

    If you'll excuse me, I have to go visit reconcile this cow enderman friend who spider naked.

  21. dope92 on April 26th, 2012 1:59 am
  22. HughbertEsq on April 26th, 2012 6:14 pm

    And to make it MORE realistic, Notch et al need to bring in some regenerating health an-


  23. IamRealBadonk on April 26th, 2012 6:48 pm

    Ill take any cubed diamonds if anyone finds any… for science.

  24. Drjolt on April 27th, 2012 9:52 pm

    Hey guys, this may be off topic, but what's with all the pony stuff? Ponies aren't related to video games unless you force them to be with a comic.

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