Wow… that last patch really improved the polygon count!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 25, 2012 · 6:29 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
I don't care about graphics as long as I can still punch trees into cubes.
The skin textures didn't transfer well to HD, however…
>load world
>run out of RAM in three seconds
If that wasn't cool enough, check out how the melons turned out.
<img src="http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/squarewatermelons1.jpg">
Pfft, not good enough, reality is more brown!
I personally reckon I'll wait a couple of months for Super Minecraft Turbo HD Arcade Edition
Don't we have something like this already?
<img src="http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2011/283/a/b/not_enough_torches_by_ghostfire-d4c7hhi.png" width=500>
I went outside once. The graphics weren't that good.
I tried to run the "realistic" Minecraft texture pack once.
My poor, poor computer…
<img src="http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af291/_Inked/1245079434396.gif">
Guys, guys, get with the times, it's all about polyhedrons and shit.
Sod off yeh wankahs! HUR!
Of course, turning on HD mode also turns on Hardcore, in which once you die, you are permanently dead. But there are no creepers! Or zombies… Or skeletons… There are spiders, but they are tiny. And you can't use your hands to break wood. I'm basically saying it's real life, thus ruining the joke made by the picture and the joke I was leading into.
…Whoops.
*Pant Pant* Shoveling why is it so much harder now?
pshhhhhh, this is obviously a scam, EVERYONE knows that real HD can only be acquired with these:
<img src="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/01/hd-glasses.jpg"/>
<img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/1/19/558Crustle.png" width="180" height="144" />
I tried collecting cubed dirt, but there was a bug under it.
Semi relevant http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/528/minefinal3pn…
Oh, sod off.
Icosahedrons is how I roll.
Dat Grass…
Seriously I just soiled myself there,
Give us the dirt, did you shop this?
I've been around the block enough times to know when something is a shop-job,
We all know that the Minecraft engine will only be able to handle bump-maps when pigs fly.
I did get wood from this though, sand I'll cobblestones together for the eventual lynching of the creeper who's teasing us with this.
If you'll excuse me, I have to go visit reconcile this cow enderman friend who spider naked.
rel="nofollow"> yeah as if this is a new joke
im just saiyan
And to make it MORE realistic, Notch et al need to bring in some regenerating health an-
…
OHWAIT
WOOPSLOL
Ill take any cubed diamonds if anyone finds any… for science.
Hey guys, this may be off topic, but what's with all the pony stuff? Ponies aren't related to video games unless you force them to be with a comic.