As the creator Elastic_Panda points out in his original title… at least Magikarp evolves!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 2, 2012 · 10:53 PM |
Categories: Depressing, Failure, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon, Rage Faces, Sequential Art, Tips & Tricks · Leave a comment () 116 Comments |
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Here I'll give you a dollar to catch them all
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Once again, relevantish…
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28 different types? That's right! It's power level is so weak, we can just make more.
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Hey! It's a duck!
Sure the pokemon may be useless, but if you think back in the childhood with Gold/Silver/Crystal, you had tons of fun creating letters with Unowns.
Because admit it: you spelled your name with Unowns at least once.
If only capturing them led to something worthwhile, like the chance to fight GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK!
OBJECTION!!!
I would argue that there are more than 28 types of unown.
My proof? Take a look:
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A reason why that pokemon types in 2nd gen are practicably pathetic ,
Uknown, very useless and shameful pokemon
That prize for catching all 28 better make my day or else…. i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww291/SuperMarioJedi/nerd-rage.gif
I remember in the gold I caught all 26 different Unown because my friend said there was a 27th big, shiny one that would appear, but all I got was a stupid unown dex.
So am I the only one who went out of his way to catch all 28? Yes? <img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/142/465/okay%20gif%20i%20got%20bored%20and%20i%20needed%20a%20okay_2d3314_2295970.gif"width="150">
Your friend was telling the truth! You just forgot to take the unown dex to the truck and push it out of the way! It'll be right next to the Mew
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Don't worry! Splitting into 28 means that his love is divided 28 ways!
So I guess Flonne really knew why Unown's are so weak…
You would think they'd of run out of ideas for pokemon after cryptic messages…. nope.
Can't wait to see what they have for the future!
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Awesome.
It's unevolved forms shall be a fork then a spoon.
It's rival pokemon will be butter knife.
Ah, Unown, the OCD's nightmare of the pokemon world.
Who didn't trek the ruins for a good hour looking for the 1/28 that's just not registered in your pokedex?
"The Halolzers will look up and shout 'fix the forums!' And I'll whisper…
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…'nope!' "
Unown>Arceus. True story.
It's right in the name. Un-Own. Catch it and Un-Own it (let it go). Terrible pun? Yes, and I'll see myself out.
I honestly think that in the remake the retro music player would have been a great reward. but nope you just had to talk to this one guy to get that…….
that was pretty awesome though.
so who else here wants to help shawn fix the forums?
anyone ?
any…….
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So…rage comics on Halolz? Discuss.
Friend doesn't know Pokémon past the first generation…time to find a new friend.
I don't know about you guys, but the climax of the Pokémon series was MY generation. (2nd Gen). Johto is the best. Search your feelings, you KNOW this to be true.
Thanks for fixing my shitty text formatting. Much easier to read.
I also did a revised flipped version (http://i.imgur.com/9LMGo.png), but it didn't do so well. I don't thing r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu likes Pokemon anywhere near as much as r/pokemon. I know. Surprising…
Thanks for fixing my shitty text formatting. This is much easier to read than the original one. I also did a flipped version (http://i.imgur.com/9LMGo.png), but r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu didn't like it apparently.
You spelt "Unknown" wrong.