As the creator Elastic_Panda points out in his original title… at least Magikarp evolves!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 2, 2012 · 10:53 PM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Here I'll give you a dollar to catch them all
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How many cryptic messages does the US Dollar Bill have?
So THAT'S what National Treasure was about!
All of them. All of the messages.
Once again, relevantish…
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ooooone is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
28 different types? That's right! It's power level is so weak, we can just make more.
Professor Pine from the Kansas state estimated that there are 151 cryptic messages on the U.S. Dollar Bill, he has sent several children out to the wild so that they may discover all the cryptic messages.
One of them thankfully came back with them all, now the mystery can be solved.
Wait, Professor Maple from the New Jersey state has discovered 100 more cryptic messages. Go discover 'em all!
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Hey! It's a duck!
Sure the pokemon may be useless, but if you think back in the childhood with Gold/Silver/Crystal, you had tons of fun creating letters with Unowns.
Because admit it: you spelled your name with Unowns at least once.
A dollar? The Scot says
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If only capturing them led to something worthwhile, like the chance to fight GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK!
OBJECTION!!!
I would argue that there are more than 28 types of unown.
My proof? Take a look:
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Duck used hidden power!
In gen 2, capturing one of every letter allowed you to print out pictures of Pokemon using the Gameboy printer, which is totally worth the time it takes to catch them all…
It's a pikachu!!!
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A reason why that pokemon types in 2nd gen are practicably pathetic ,
Uknown, very useless and shameful pokemon
That prize for catching all 28 better make my day or else…. i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww291/SuperMarioJedi/nerd-rage.gif
Also, if you grew up with Gold/Silver/Crystal, you know that there are really 26 different types of unown
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Little does spiderman realize that money doesn't grow on trees.
But seriously, just change "tree" to "dollar bill"
Ah. Good catch.
I nearly forgot about that part.
Haha! You just lost yourself a whole dollar!
I remember in the gold I caught all 26 different Unown because my friend said there was a 27th big, shiny one that would appear, but all I got was a stupid unown dex.
So am I the only one who went out of his way to catch all 28? Yes? <img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/142/465/okay%20gif%20i%20got%20bored%20and%20i%20needed%20a%20okay_2d3314_2295970.gif"width="150">
It's super useless!
It would be great if there were a separate set of Unowns in Japan for every Japanese character. There would be so many more than 28.
Your friend was telling the truth! You just forgot to take the unown dex to the truck and push it out of the way! It'll be right next to the Mew
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Don't worry! Splitting into 28 means that his love is divided 28 ways!
So I guess Flonne really knew why Unown's are so weak…
You would think they'd of run out of ideas for pokemon after cryptic messages…. nope.
Can't wait to see what they have for the future!
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Awesome.
It's unevolved forms shall be a fork then a spoon.
It's rival pokemon will be butter knife.
Ah, Unown, the OCD's nightmare of the pokemon world.
Who didn't trek the ruins for a good hour looking for the 1/28 that's just not registered in your pokedex?
"The Halolzers will look up and shout 'fix the forums!' And I'll whisper…
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…'nope!' "
Unown>Arceus. True story.
No Stupid, It's a Rabbit. with a big foot.
It's right in the name. Un-Own. Catch it and Un-Own it (let it go). Terrible pun? Yes, and I'll see myself out.
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I feel bad that it took me a full 10 seconds to understand what you put there.
*beats the elite 4 with a single unown*
..I wouldn't exactly say useless
plus all the greek and cryllic
pokemon unown version? (a hack perhaps?)
Sadly I know one pokemon that did not lol
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Dinnermon! Gotta eat em all!
Oh boy if I lost It I hope someone can find it and give it back
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THEN SUDDENLY… FRY WILL GO BONKERS DEMANDING IT BE FIXED. But nah in all seriousness Shawn take you're time or whomever you have working on it because I'm sure their… top. Men.
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I just know that there's a joke about gold and silver here.
I did it too bro. but if I made you feel better it would be a disservice.
BECAUSE WITHOUT SADNESS WE CANNOT COMPREHEND JOY!
Impractical is more accurate.
I was told that spelling out the name of pokemon made them appear in the wild.
Just think, each unknown is worth only 1 Radditz.
I honestly think that in the remake the retro music player would have been a great reward. but nope you just had to talk to this one guy to get that…….
that was pretty awesome though.
Touche Armetron. Touche.
Poor form, Red, leaving the name of a super-hero unhyphenated.
…….My spellcheck has a problem with spellcheck, but not with unhyphenated?
The heck is up with my spellcheck.
Heavens forbid unhyphenated actually being the correct way to spell that! (or for that matter, a word)
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WHAT ARE YOU?!
I went out of my way to catch all 28 in both Diamond AND Soul Silver!
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The spoon evolves differently if it's tail is bitten by an Abra or a Kadabra. ;D
so who else here wants to help shawn fix the forums?
anyone ?
any…….
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Well, I can't really remember my strategy in SS, but in D it was actually pretty simple once I realized they were spread about in a pattern, something like three or four different Unown per room.
I dunno. Maybe a philosopher or something?
I see your Diamond and Soul Silver and raise you Leaf Green, and Crystal!
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Illogical, I'd go with.
Are those shots from the anime? Because we all know the lax laws the anime has on what's canon.
So…rage comics on Halolz? Discuss.
I tried.. but never could..
under these circumstances those are the same thing.
I did in LeafGreen. My friend told me Entei would appear once I did.
Funnily enough, I don't see him anymore.
Friend doesn't know Pokémon past the first generation…time to find a new friend.
I don't know about you guys, but the climax of the Pokémon series was MY generation. (2nd Gen). Johto is the best. Search your feelings, you KNOW this to be true.
I caught them all. Now I know my alphabet. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! I found it kind of neat that they added a question mark and exclamation point.
hey!…. what about clubhouses!
Screw it, let's add hieroglyphics.
*26 Unown in Gen 2. ! and ? didn't come out until Generation 3.
And what's this I hear about useless types? You're forgetting that this is the generation that added Dark and Steel. BOY, I BEST BE GETTIN' MAH TYRANITAR TO SHOW YOU WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
And the Unown weren't totally useless. When I was a kid, I thought it was adorable that they rel="nofollow">tried to be radio DJs. Yeah, I know they weren't very good at it, but I thought it was cool to listen to.
I wish to help but I suck at coding and design so I'm more useless than a Magikarp…
Alright, let's hunt down Suicune!
S-U-I-C-U-N-…
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I can't believe someone downvoted you. Arceus actually needs to use the Unown's power to do something as simple* rel="nofollow">as make an egg. The Unown are the most powerful in large clusters. But who prevents you from unleashing their full potential? That's right.
Gary Mother-err.. I mean the Pokémon League.*oh-so-very-complicated
Well, it isn't the first time…
Heck, we even have a tag for it.
Yeah, how long has that been there for?
There's the Dragon's Den. Route 34 invented Pokémon breeding. Ecruteak has that kimono dance theater with the gentleman that gives you Surf (eat your heart out, Safari Zone Warden). Kurt's ball workshop. The Goldenrod radio tower. The use of cell phones.
And also: Mt. Silver.
That last part's really all that needs to be said.
Not racism, at worst it's self-deprecation. I'm a McLean and proud of it, so no, a little humor never hurt anybody.
Sorry I may have got you the wrong way, though. I'll compensate with a +1
ugh… Embed it! I don't want to go through the extra 3 seconds of highlighting it and telling Chrome to follow the link… So I didn't…
What about when it evolves into a Gyarados?
Wasn't the gameboy printer so slow that you could catch another one of every letter before it finally printed something?
Pokemon Unown Roman numerals too.
Oh. Well I look quite the fool now, don't I?
I had no idea that you were also a Scot but I should've known you wouldn't intenionally be offensive to other people. As such, I shall retract my earlier comment as a gesture of apology and as acceptance of your apology.
i work as a web programmer… i hate working with forums…
You should have said
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Now you know your ABC's? Congratulations! Next time I shall sing with you.
Not sure if you used struggle…
Or a butt-load of ethers
Let us rejoice in our new-found understanding.
Kilts for everyone!!!
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UNOWN STANDARD GALACTIC ALPHABET
I suppose we ought to trade response images then.
Regrettably I never owned either LG or C.
Thanks for fixing my shitty text formatting. Much easier to read.
I also did a revised flipped version (http://i.imgur.com/9LMGo.png), but it didn't do so well. I don't thing r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu likes Pokemon anywhere near as much as r/pokemon. I know. Surprising…
Thanks for fixing my shitty text formatting. This is much easier to read than the original one. I also did a flipped version (http://i.imgur.com/9LMGo.png), but r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu didn't like it apparently.
Cheese Sandwich! I choose you…for my lunch!
I choose Bulbasaur back in the days… does that make make me the 1%?
no that means that you were a person that made a bulbasaur not be alone
Cheers to you good sir
meh i tired to drum up some help
BACK TO RAGE BITCHING!!!!
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I was missing about six more at most if memory serves correctly.
I solved all four puzzles
WHY COULDN'T I GET THEM ALL D:
Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
…..maybeeeeeeeeeeeee…
….yeah I actually di- NOOOOOOOOOO.
Actually Souleater's got a point here. Gen 2 imo is the best Pokemon generations (TWO REGIONS AND RED BATTLE ARGUMENT STILL STANDS). It's just that most of the Pokemon sucked.
Also, consider the following:
No Pichu would've meant Raichu could evolve.
Let it seep into your head and then transform into tears.
I always liked 3rd gen the best. I loved secret bases! :3
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Are implying that Pichu's existence prevented them from making an evolution for Raichu? Don't stone evolutions imply it's a final evolution, ergo they had no plans on having Raichu evolve?
I always chose Bulbasaur at the start. He always seemed the best to me because the first two gyms were rock and water. Which makes Charmander useless at the start and Squirtle only good for the first gym.
It works so well because it also zooms in on the word "seclorum" which makes me think of seclusion.
I couldn't. My name is seven letters long and there's only room in your party for six. Although I could've used the short version of my name…
Sporky! I choose you!
And now I want a dog named Sporky.
I've known that to be true for a long time. Typhlosion, Tyranitar, and Tyrogue. Total badasses. Also, now that I think about it they all start with ty… Coincidence?
So did I bro.
So did I.
It's not a waste of time if it's time you enjoy wasting ;)
you're doing it wrong
M-E-W
:D
and just because I can
U-N-K-O-W-N
But you COULD fight him in second gen…..
Have you never played a pokemon game?
I liked the third gen the best. that one had the best music. and to prove my point….
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BEHOLD! MAX AND ARCHIE'S BATTLE THEME!
Oh, no no no. You got confused. That was actually Blue. Those are two completely different people. It's okay though, I hear they get mixed up ALL the time.
Well, it is an egg of a legendary….so yeah.
And my reasoning behind why Unown are so strong together is that the chances that they would have at least one of them for each type is pretty high, thus, they can beat anything with at least one weakness.
Apparently, the only legitimate use for Unown is to have a cool font. Likewise, the only good thing Chimecho is good for is a decoration/ apostrophe.
You spelt "Unknown" wrong.
movie
I made that image! You stole my image! I'm calling my attorney!
Could've been a rule they could've broken.
Twoooooooo can be as bad as one, not that I would know.
And plus, at Lt. Surge, all his Pokemon do minimum damage to Bulbasaur (or which ever form he was in at that point XD )