Diglett used Magnitude! Magnitude 5.9

We didn’t feel that one, but we did feel the Virginia earthquake all the way up here in Albany New York! First earthquake I’ve ever experienced. We survived it though!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 24, 2011 · 2:36 AM 
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  1. BasketGT on August 24th, 2011 2:55 am

    Is it sad that this how I learned there was an earthquake today?

  2. BoxeyBrown on August 24th, 2011 3:01 am

    I heard there was a strong earthquake on the east coast…

    …In 1944.

  3. ChemicalKirby on August 24th, 2011 3:02 am

    Can't blame Slowpoke, so many earthquakes nowadays…and Diglett, your ridiculous!

  4. Banette on August 24th, 2011 3:04 am

    I felt it earlier. Thought it was someone moving furniture. o_o

  5. RemielChibus on August 24th, 2011 3:36 am

    God was just tipping cows.

    He missed.

  6. Zyquux on August 24th, 2011 3:39 am

    Oh look, more topical humor that will date the submission. Will this be funny 5 months from now? Will we even remember what it's talking about? The world may never know. (You read that last sentence in the Tootsie Pop announcer's voice.)

  7. Jimmy on August 24th, 2011 3:49 am

    Felt it in Ohio. Woke me up…at 2 p.m. What?!? I can't sleep in?

  8. Vatonnage on August 24th, 2011 3:56 am

    Looks like this earthquake was…
    Not very effective…

    *takes cover*

  9. Darkangelsv1 on August 24th, 2011 3:57 am

    Nature Power turned into Earthquake!
    It doesn't affect Braviary.

  10. KungFuDeli on August 24th, 2011 4:00 am

    That's just terrible! Having a Slowpoke on top of a Diglett. Think of the poor Diglett cursed to a life of obscurity because it's conveniently shaped and colored like a turd. Now to forever be known as the "Poo of Slowpoke." You have set in motion a lifetime of taunting by other Pokemon, even by Magikarp. Yes Magikarp is useless at first but at-least it can look forward to the life of being a Gyarados and maybe even live to experience being called a Gary "Mother Fucking Oak" Dos. But what does the Diglett have to look forward to? A Dugtrio, two more turds forever stuck to him.

  11. Cake Core on August 24th, 2011 4:18 am

    Hey NY, whats shaking?

  12. SolidScientist on August 24th, 2011 4:22 am

    You guys, I heard there was a pretty big Earthquake today!

    Apparently now, there are seven continents!

  13. The_AntiVillain on August 24th, 2011 4:29 am

    woke up from the earthquake
    went back to sleep

    being a student in the summer F YEAH

  14. TehVortex on August 24th, 2011 6:20 am

    <img src="http://i51.tinypic.com/1611he8.jpg"&gt;
    London riots joke but fun nevertheless.

  15. Nick Soapdish on August 24th, 2011 8:02 am

    Take away the "ia" from the end of Virginia and Shawn's first sentence produces an interesting mental picture.

  16. spplmj on August 24th, 2011 8:25 am

    You kids and your earthquakes, Down here in Louisiana we have constantly watch to make sure that little kid with the green hat and pointy ears doesnt conjure up another hurricane with his magic little ocarina.

  17. Redzeroine on August 24th, 2011 9:42 am

    Good thing my team is made of flying types. Earthquake has no effect on flying types.

  18. Marzen on August 24th, 2011 9:55 am

    Sadface: "MARZ, did you feel the Earthquake?"
    Me: "No?"
    *Other students later on that were nearby when the earthquake hit*: "OMG DID YOU FEEL THE EARTHQUAKE?"
    Me: "…..No?"

  19. HughbertEsq on August 24th, 2011 10:13 am

    Ehhh? earthquake? Wear I come from the most we have to deal with are a bunch of chavs and Neets wrecking Highstreet

  20. Vabolo on August 24th, 2011 10:36 am

    I didn't feel anything, actually, but it may be due to the fact that I live a good 1 077 kilometers away from the epicentre. Fun fact: this old grandmother clock we have in our living room which hasn't worked in ages just started working again after the recent tremor of the Earth got its pendulum going again.

    There's no joke there, I just thought I'd share this with you guys.

  21. TheArrived on August 24th, 2011 12:43 pm

    Diglett is in mah base, shakin' mah grounds.

  22. Fearow on August 24th, 2011 7:13 pm

    Earth had a hard time restraining itself when it realized it was the release date for Deus Ex.

  23. TheInsaneWombat on August 24th, 2011 9:31 pm

    So many people didn't feel the earthquake and I live in WV. :/
    Myself included.

    Selective Quaking? :O

  24. ZombieSkull88 on August 25th, 2011 9:12 pm

    There was an earthquake in Colorado two days ago as well. 5.3 I believe. Busy Diglett has been busy…

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