[GAME] Wolfenstein 1-D

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1. BlurrySandwich on August 5th, 2011 9:59 am
   

   They should call it Wolfenline
2. Darth_Destro on August 5th, 2011 10:11 am
   

   What is this? I don't even.

   Kinda reminds me of Final Fantasy XIII.
   *Go down hallway, kill enemy, continue down hallway, kill another enemy, continue down hallway, repeat for entire game.*
3. DTurboKiller on August 5th, 2011 10:26 am
   

   Silly Shawn, this only has one episode! Looks like I'll have to take out 35 bucks outta my wallet to defeat Robo-Hitler, all while being unable to move laterally!
4. SHODAK on August 5th, 2011 10:40 am
   

   Hey, just throw in some bloom and normal-mapping, and you've got 90% of the shooters released in the last 5 years. It's uncanny!
5. Water_Fire_type on August 5th, 2011 10:53 am
   

   Wow that was surprisingly fun…
6. Ice_Cold_Water on August 5th, 2011 10:58 am
   

   Possibly the best 1-D game I've ever played!
7. Strike_low on August 5th, 2011 11:16 am
   

   I expect to see them in text-based shooter. Kinda like this:

   //Get Psyched!
   "You are in a room. You managed to kill a guard and take his gun.
   In front of you is a door. What would you do?"
   "_OPEN DOOR"
   "You opened the door. What next?"
   "_GO NORTH"
   "You found a door. What would you do now?"
   "_OPEN DOOR"
   "You opened the door. Two enemies spotted. What now?"
   "_SHOOT NAZIS"
   "You shoot the enemies. They died and leave the ammo. Your next action?"
   "_GO NORTH; _PICKUP AMMO"
   "Unavailable command"

   -_-
8. BoxeyBrown on August 5th, 2011 11:33 am
   

   Oh my, this is actually quite fun!
9. SentryGunner on August 5th, 2011 11:34 am
   

   I don't like this game to much, it doesn't have all that much length to it, and the story could use more depth.
10. Yoshemo on August 5th, 2011 11:34 am
    

    That line obviously has length AND width as I can clearly see!
11. MoG on August 5th, 2011 11:45 am
    

    A line? i doubt i could find that inter-

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    Witty comment? i gotta get that green block first!
12. mrveganman on August 5th, 2011 12:11 pm
    

    My one-dimensional review:

    ___ _ _ _ ___ __ _ _____ __ ____ __ _ _ __ _ __ _ _ _ .
13. razorman715 on August 5th, 2011 12:12 pm
    

    This reminds me to much of the scary maze game…
14. TheArrived on August 5th, 2011 12:29 pm
    

    So how do I shot bullet?
15. EonofAeon on August 5th, 2011 12:43 pm
    

    …Only once I got to Boxey's comment did I realize this was ACTUALLY A GAME…Excuse me while I play the noon away…
16. Vabolo on August 5th, 2011 12:52 pm
    

    I did Nazi that one coming.
17. CriticalQuit on August 5th, 2011 1:42 pm
    

    It's still more complex than being a W+M1 Pyro.
18. Arch_Evil_Angel on August 5th, 2011 1:58 pm
    

    Hold the line, men! HOLD THE LINE!
19. ibbolia on August 5th, 2011 3:05 pm
    

    This 1-D game is awes--there's two dimensional objects there! I want my non-money back!
20. Q_Walrus on August 5th, 2011 3:26 pm
    

    At first, I thought this was just a funny picture.

    Then I scrolled down.

    Now, I know what to do for the rest of the day.
21. Drjolt on August 5th, 2011 4:08 pm
    

    Oh my steakburgers! There's a new enemy on level 5! one centimeter long man! It's like he's right there!
22. PortalMan118 on August 5th, 2011 8:46 pm
    

    watch out guys, some of this jokes are crossing the line.
23. TheAl41 on August 5th, 2011 10:49 pm
    

    rel="nofollow">Wait, what?

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