Wolfenstein 1-D
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Finally, one of the greatest PC’s classic games in it’s purest form! Be sure to save that ammo for one dimensional Robo-Hitler!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2011 · 9:56 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (124 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)
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Games, ID Software, PC, Retro, Too Much Free Time, Uncategorized, Web Games, Weird

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58 Responses to “[GAME] Wolfenstein 1-D”

  1. BlurrySandwich on August 5th, 2011 9:59 am

    They should call it Wolfenline

  2. Darth_Destro on August 5th, 2011 10:11 am

    What is this? I don't even.

    Kinda reminds me of Final Fantasy XIII.
    *Go down hallway, kill enemy, continue down hallway, kill another enemy, continue down hallway, repeat for entire game.*

  3. DTurboKiller on August 5th, 2011 10:26 am

    Silly Shawn, this only has one episode! Looks like I'll have to take out 35 bucks outta my wallet to defeat Robo-Hitler, all while being unable to move laterally!

  4. SHODAK on August 5th, 2011 10:40 am

    Hey, just throw in some bloom and normal-mapping, and you've got 90% of the shooters released in the last 5 years. It's uncanny!

  5. Water_Fire_type on August 5th, 2011 10:53 am

    Wow that was surprisingly fun…

  6. Ice_Cold_Water on August 5th, 2011 10:58 am

    Possibly the best 1-D game I've ever played!

  7. Strike_low on August 5th, 2011 11:16 am

    I expect to see them in text-based shooter. Kinda like this:

    //Get Psyched!
    "You are in a room. You managed to kill a guard and take his gun.
    In front of you is a door. What would you do?"
    "_OPEN DOOR"
    "You opened the door. What next?"
    "_GO NORTH"
    "You found a door. What would you do now?"
    "_OPEN DOOR"
    "You opened the door. Two enemies spotted. What now?"
    "You shoot the enemies. They died and leave the ammo. Your next action?"
    "Unavailable command"


  8. BoxeyBrown on August 5th, 2011 11:33 am

    Oh my, this is actually quite fun!

  9. SentryGunner on August 5th, 2011 11:34 am

    I don't like this game to much, it doesn't have all that much length to it, and the story could use more depth.

  10. Yoshemo on August 5th, 2011 11:34 am

    That line obviously has length AND width as I can clearly see!

  11. MoG on August 5th, 2011 11:45 am

    A line? i doubt i could find that inter-


    Witty comment? i gotta get that green block first!

  12. mrveganman on August 5th, 2011 12:11 pm

    My one-dimensional review:

    ___ _ _ _ ___ __ _ _____ __ ____ __ _ _ __ _ __ _ _ _ .

  13. razorman715 on August 5th, 2011 12:12 pm

    This reminds me to much of the scary maze game…

  14. TheArrived on August 5th, 2011 12:29 pm

    So how do I shot bullet?

  15. EonofAeon on August 5th, 2011 12:43 pm

    …Only once I got to Boxey's comment did I realize this was ACTUALLY A GAME…Excuse me while I play the noon away…

  16. Vabolo on August 5th, 2011 12:52 pm

    I did Nazi that one coming.

  17. CriticalQuit on August 5th, 2011 1:42 pm

    It's still more complex than being a W+M1 Pyro.

  18. Arch_Evil_Angel on August 5th, 2011 1:58 pm

    Hold the line, men! HOLD THE LINE!

  19. ibbolia on August 5th, 2011 3:05 pm

    This 1-D game is awes--there's two dimensional objects there! I want my non-money back!

  20. Q_Walrus on August 5th, 2011 3:26 pm

    At first, I thought this was just a funny picture.

    Then I scrolled down.

    Now, I know what to do for the rest of the day.

  21. Drjolt on August 5th, 2011 4:08 pm

    Oh my steakburgers! There's a new enemy on level 5! one centimeter long man! It's like he's right there!

  22. PortalMan118 on August 5th, 2011 8:46 pm

    watch out guys, some of this jokes are crossing the line.

  23. TheAl41 on August 5th, 2011 10:49 pm

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