Finally, one of the greatest PC’s classic games in it’s purest form! Be sure to save that ammo for one dimensional Robo-Hitler!
By WONDER-TONIC, submitted by Paulrus
Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2011 · 9:56 AM |
Categories: Games, ID Software, PC, Retro, Too Much Free Time, Uncategorized, Web Games, Weird · Leave a comment () 58 Comments |
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They should call it Wolfenline
What is this? I don't even.
Kinda reminds me of Final Fantasy XIII.
*Go down hallway, kill enemy, continue down hallway, kill another enemy, continue down hallway, repeat for entire game.*
Silly Shawn, this only has one episode! Looks like I'll have to take out 35 bucks outta my wallet to defeat Robo-Hitler, all while being unable to move laterally!
Hey, just throw in some bloom and normal-mapping, and you've got 90% of the shooters released in the last 5 years. It's uncanny!
Wow that was surprisingly fun…
Possibly the best 1-D game I've ever played!
I expect to see them in text-based shooter. Kinda like this:
//Get Psyched!
"You are in a room. You managed to kill a guard and take his gun.
In front of you is a door. What would you do?"
"_OPEN DOOR"
"You opened the door. What next?"
"_GO NORTH"
"You found a door. What would you do now?"
"_OPEN DOOR"
"You opened the door. Two enemies spotted. What now?"
"_SHOOT NAZIS"
"You shoot the enemies. They died and leave the ammo. Your next action?"
"_GO NORTH; _PICKUP AMMO"
"Unavailable command"
-_-
Oh my, this is actually quite fun!
I don't like this game to much, it doesn't have all that much length to it, and the story could use more depth.
That line obviously has length AND width as I can clearly see!
A line? i doubt i could find that inter-
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Witty comment? i gotta get that green block first!
My one-dimensional review:
___ _ _ _ ___ __ _ _____ __ ____ __ _ _ __ _ __ _ _ _ .
This reminds me to much of the scary maze game…
So how do I shot bullet?
…Only once I got to Boxey's comment did I realize this was ACTUALLY A GAME…Excuse me while I play the noon away…
I did Nazi that one coming.
It's still more complex than being a W+M1 Pyro.
Hold the line, men! HOLD THE LINE!
This 1-D game is awes--there's two dimensional objects there! I want my non-money back!
At first, I thought this was just a funny picture.
Then I scrolled down.
Now, I know what to do for the rest of the day.
Oh my steakburgers! There's a new enemy on level 5! one centimeter long man! It's like he's right there!
watch out guys, some of this jokes are crossing the line.
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