Finally, one of the greatest PC’s classic games in it’s purest form! Be sure to save that ammo for one dimensional Robo-Hitler!
By WONDER-TONIC, submitted by Paulrus
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2011 · 9:56 AM
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They should call it Wolfenline
What is this? I don't even.
Kinda reminds me of Final Fantasy XIII.
*Go down hallway, kill enemy, continue down hallway, kill another enemy, continue down hallway, repeat for entire game.*
PUN'd
Silly Shawn, this only has one episode! Looks like I'll have to take out 35 bucks outta my wallet to defeat Robo-Hitler, all while being unable to move laterally!
I find your perspective quite linear.
Now back to my corner. . .
Hey, just throw in some bloom and normal-mapping, and you've got 90% of the shooters released in the last 5 years. It's uncanny!
Wow that was surprisingly fun…
Call of duty can run on flash now?
I expect to see them in text-based shooter. Kinda like this:
//Get Psyched!
"You are in a room. You managed to kill a guard and take his gun.
In front of you is a door. What would you do?"
"_OPEN DOOR"
"You opened the door. What next?"
"_GO NORTH"
"You found a door. What would you do now?"
"_OPEN DOOR"
"You opened the door. Two enemies spotted. What now?"
"_SHOOT NAZIS"
"You shoot the enemies. They died and leave the ammo. Your next action?"
"_GO NORTH; _PICKUP AMMO"
"Unavailable command"
-_-
Na, you've got more decision making to do than in Final Fantasy 13.
Oh my, this is actually quite fun!
I don't like this game to much, it doesn't have all that much length to it, and the story could use more depth.
That line obviously has length AND width as I can clearly see!
This is no time for 1 liners
"It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue"
"_TURN ON FLASHLIGHT"
"I can not parse word FLASHLIGHT"
"_RUN"
"There is no escape."
A line? i doubt i could find that inter-
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Witty comment? i gotta get that green block first!
Well least his perspective gets straight to the point.
i'll take that other corner…
Well least his perspective gets straight to the point.
I'll take that other corner…
Possibly the best 1-D game I've ever played!
I think you're both being too one dimensional…
And I'll take this corn-
Where'd it go?
DAMN YOU LACK OF SECOND DIMENSION!!!
You can just stand in line to use one of those corners then.
My one-dimensional review:
___ _ _ _ ___ __ _ _____ __ ____ __ _ _ __ _ __ _ _ _ .
This reminds me to much of the scary maze game…
So how do I shot bullet?
At least it's pointing outside the box…
…I cant tell if that was terribly bad or terribly BAD….I just wanted to try n find a way to slip 'box' into one of these one liners ….
….*groan* one liners….
"Hmmm….Do I use THAT gun or THAT gun…"
"_CRY LIKE A BITCH"
"Stop being such a coward!"
…Only once I got to Boxey's comment did I realize this was ACTUALLY A GAME…Excuse me while I play the noon away…
That pun was way out of line.
I did Nazi that one coming.
You're not one to talk. You haven't always been on the straight and narrow when it comes to puns.
Gotta love that game evolution, amirite?
Is it sad that I'd actually like to play a TBS (Text-Based Shooter)?
>"No"
Are you sure?
>"Yes"
It is not sad.
>"Play TBS"
It's still more complex than being a W+M1 Pyro.
If I have to read one more of these stupid one-liners again, I'm going to kill you all faster than either magikarp will or sonic in bed.
Get that attitude back in line soldier!
WATCH OUT, EVERYONE! HE'S GOING TO ASSAULT US WITH MONEY!!!
Hold the line, men! HOLD THE LINE!
HEY GUYS, WHO WANTS TO DO A LINE WITH ME.
This 1-D game is awes--there's two dimensional objects there! I want my non-money back!
At first, I thought this was just a funny picture.
Then I scrolled down.
Now, I know what to do for the rest of the day.
"You have been eaten by a Grue"
Oh my steakburgers! There's a new enemy on level 5! one centimeter long man! It's like he's right there!
Everyone to the pun-shment corner
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Personally I think that 'one liner' phrase, if I hadn't included the box part, would've been far better received…Curse my desire to keep the terrible box joke in!
So someone rips my joke and gets far more plus' for it?! I feel insulted! D:
Oh god I just now got this one…
That review is bias*.
*Check for the definition, it may contain a pun.
watch out guys, some of this jokes are crossing the line.
It's more likely than you think.
Was it written by Subject 16?
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rel="nofollow">Wait, what?
I know, Reich?
There is a play game button, L2Look
People really shouldn't be Stalin around if they don't get a joke and just Axis about it.
What line? All i see is .
You Hitler nail on the head with that one
You are quite welcome :)