Angry Bird Math

This only bothers me because the math seems to add up so well.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 25, 2011 · 2:29 AM 
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95 Responses to “Angry Bird Math”

  1. AuraMaster on July 25th, 2011 2:31 am

    My mind! It has been blown!

    And you know, they sell those plushes at places like Hot Topic and Spencers.

  2. StalinCommander on July 25th, 2011 2:32 am


  3. StalinCommander on July 25th, 2011 2:34 am

    Wait. What? I have to get my post approved by the site admin?
    a small speed bump in my conquest…aura master, you've gained this one, i'll be back. earlier. with slight recognition.

  4. Ataeru on July 25th, 2011 2:39 am

    Slow week, right Shawn?

  5. Jerach on July 25th, 2011 2:48 am

    It's like the Da Vinci code man! Everything connects to everything else!

  6. BasketGT on July 25th, 2011 2:48 am

    So is this Angrybirdlolz now?

  7. Choco26 on July 25th, 2011 2:55 am

    So what combinations make the bomb bird? Or the egg-laying bird? (I do not know their technical names, if they even have them. The birds, that is)

  8. Ragnellrok on July 25th, 2011 2:58 am


  9. Ice_Cold_Water on July 25th, 2011 3:01 am


  10. Ryven on July 25th, 2011 3:03 am

    oh god… now all I'll be thinking about the next time I play angry birds is sesame street :o

  11. lady_mondegreen on July 25th, 2011 3:05 am

    So is Big Bird two-timing Bert and Sid (aka Cookie Monster), or was it a three-some?

  12. Dr.Panda on July 25th, 2011 3:05 am

    Clearly Shawn has been kidnapped by birds that are upset due to the lack of Angry Bird submissions.
    Now in order to save him with must get some random species of animal to fling into sling shot to save Shawn from his captives!

  13. Dycro on July 25th, 2011 3:10 am

    I'd hate to try calculus with this kind of logic.

  14. Skrist on July 25th, 2011 3:28 am

    They all look like they've pounded down a few too many….

  15. VT_Juju_Man on July 25th, 2011 3:42 am

    I wonder what happens when you combine them all……
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    Eugh, sorry i asked.

  16. GameboyPATH on July 25th, 2011 4:25 am

    Whoever makes those Angry Bird plushies needs to sell them for a lot less. Those are friggin' perfect in bulk for indoor snowball fights!

  17. PortalMan118 on July 25th, 2011 4:43 am

    Muppets=Video games!!!

    IT WAS SO OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!

  18. Hatmor on July 25th, 2011 4:54 am

    Angry Birds:
    The new TF2

  19. walktovanish on July 25th, 2011 4:59 am

    Wait, where does the blackbird come from? And the egg dropping one? And the boomerang?

  20. HughbertEsq on July 25th, 2011 8:27 am

    So no sign of El Bombardier Bird?
    I wonder what it would take to spawn it

    (alcohol, and lots of it)

  21. Vabolo on July 25th, 2011 9:14 am


  22. straYDoubter on July 25th, 2011 9:40 am

    No birds involved in the breeding of the red bird? This can only mean one thing:


  23. BlurrySandwich on July 25th, 2011 10:07 am

    these sesame street/angry bird mating equations are brought to you by… the number 69

  24. Nick Soapdish on July 25th, 2011 10:55 am

    Poor Bert, Big Bird would have torn him apart. Ernie will never feel any tightness ever again.

  25. Darth_Destro on July 25th, 2011 11:56 am

    Holy crap. I forgot I sent this to Shawn.

    Personally, I'm just glad Gonzo and Snuffalufagus aren't mating. Could you imagine that bird?

  26. TheAl41 on July 25th, 2011 1:02 pm

    Back on the topic of science!
    Today: BULLETS
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  27. Rocker23220 on July 25th, 2011 1:08 pm

    'teck yes

  28. HughbertEsq on July 25th, 2011 1:17 pm

    Looks like Kermit and Miss Piggy stole that particular batch of Cookies

  29. Artakha on July 25th, 2011 2:00 pm

    Wow, lots of angry birds this week. I bet this is how Shawn is washing the taste of Ponies out of our mouths.

  30. ChemicalKirby on July 25th, 2011 2:21 pm

    Thanks for ruining my childhood :[

  31. imnutty on July 25th, 2011 2:37 pm

    I should really stop following theal41 with borat, so i shall now follow him with…
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    it's on now!

  32. TomQuoVadis on July 25th, 2011 2:51 pm

    This works. Why does it work? ಠ_ಠ

  33. Tacogod225 on July 25th, 2011 8:46 pm

    What sort of whack inter-species mating rituals had to occur to produce…. some of the greatest video game icons in existence? I need to call Ms. Piggy so we can get it on.

  34. Armetron on July 25th, 2011 9:09 pm

    so does that meen when you combine big bird and Oscar the Grouch you get the bomb bird

  35. TheInsaneWombat on July 26th, 2011 12:04 am

    So…… Burt is a furry?

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