As if there weren’t enough mysterious questions about the Pyro, now we get
to add one more to the list!
Classy artwork by TheMinttu, submitted by several people.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 29, 2011 · 12:56 AM
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Categories: Artistic, Chillaxin', Drugs & Alcohol, Gentlemen, Off Duty, Strike A Pose, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment (55 Comments) |
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I don't always make the first comment on a new submission.
But when I do, it's through the use of this meme.
Wait… there's a good top hat the pyro can wear? Or is this just for the picture?
Either way I want a good hat to go with my Whiskered Gentleman.
And the extinguisher is there for…?
He wears Napalm grenades just for looks.
He once ran across an entire map just to set a spy on fire
When he speaks, no one has any idea what he is saying.
He fights off entire zombie apocalypses in his spare time.
He can speak English, German, Spanish, French and Russian, probably.
He is, the World's Most Interesting Pyro.
I don't always toss out my matches. But when I do, I make sure it's at the opposing team's spy.
Shouldn't it be "The Most Interesting Pyro in the World", rather than "The World's Most Interesting Pyro"?
Stay toasty, my friends.
What you don't see is the flaming spy footstool….
Stay muffled, my friends.
I don't always do spy checks
But when I do, I prefer W+M1.
I don't star in a Meet the Pyro video
But when I do….
Pay attention Valve! This is something to add in an update!
Pyro: So manly he can grow a mustache through his mask
I don't always see Pyro submissions.
But when I do, I fucking love trash monsters.
I guess that's the only common ground the spy and the pyro share; the love of smoking!
Mhi mmnt mlmys mrrmr mmyro. Mmt mmen mmy moo, my mmfr mmfirm.
I don't always burn things.
But when I do,
I BURN ORPHANAGES.