Steampunk Companion Cube and Educated Wheatley

59 Comments

1. RemielChibus on May 5th, 2011 12:21 am
   

   They also share nemeses. Moriarty, Smashy Spike Plate….
2. Totema on May 5th, 2011 12:21 am
   

   Smoking a pipe is just a fancy way to vent exhaust.
3. MorningMoon on May 5th, 2011 12:23 am
   

   WRONG!!

   It's Clock Punk Cube
   The best kind of cube!
4. smartmonkey on May 5th, 2011 12:28 am
   

   There is something wrong with this picture.
   I noticed that Educated Wheatley has a distressful lack of a gentlemen top hat.
   (Yes, i have also noticed that he is holding the book upside down, but i believe that is just the way true educated gentlemen read)
5. Leo E. on May 5th, 2011 12:34 am
   

   Steampunk?

   C'mon, Halolz, I thought you were better than this…
6. Yoshemo on May 5th, 2011 1:31 am
   

   Steampunk companion cube? Well, I have my fanboy fapping material for the month
7. Red on May 5th, 2011 1:45 am
   

   We forgot the space core! How could we forget the star of Portal2?!?!
8. KZN02 on May 5th, 2011 1:53 am
   

   But can the Steampunk Companion Cube survive a furnace?
9. Bobomberman on May 5th, 2011 2:07 am
   

   Fake, Wheatley obviously has no hands in the game.
10. BaneOfSorrows on May 5th, 2011 2:10 am
    

    Is that…a kismesis cube?
11. Haeso5 on May 5th, 2011 2:13 am
    

    My question is, where is wheatlys mouth? What does he talk out of his Pipe? Infact, how is he even holding the damn thi-

    *Gets Banned from Halolz*
12. NekoKnight on May 5th, 2011 2:17 am
    

    Objection! Companion Cubes have hearts on them. That is an Aperture Science Steam Punk Gentleman of Leisure and Fine Hats Cube.
13. Trainer_Black on May 5th, 2011 2:19 am
    

    And then SUDDENLY:

    Portal 2 posts.
    DOZENS OF THEM.

    "And the companion cubes will blot out the skyyyyy!"
    "Then we will burn them down with combustible lemons… in the shade."
14. Ataeru on May 5th, 2011 2:24 am
    

    You can read upside down as well Wheatley?
    Splendid! *whips out book*
15. HughbertEsq on May 5th, 2011 6:13 am
    

    Queer… it appears that The Steam-Driven Cube of Affection and general Pleasingness has dropped its normal motif of a heart embezzled upon its exteriors and replaced it for the well-known symbol of The Spade!
    Good Gracious me!
16. CriticalQuit on May 5th, 2011 6:42 am
    

    Reading Machiavelli? Wheatley is everything Machiavelli depised, someone given power who immediately became corrupt.

    But Wheatley will never know that, because he's "not a moron."
17. TheSpaceCore on May 5th, 2011 7:41 am
    

    Space books?! No books in space! Call the space cops. Space cops help! No books in space. Go to space jail!
18. MasterLuigi452 on May 5th, 2011 11:13 am
    

    DAT GOLDEN CUBE.
19. Xenrek on May 5th, 2011 3:00 pm
    

    WHAT? Steampunk and portal? two of my favorite things in one? i deem this a frakkin' masterful idea.
20. tmotom on May 5th, 2011 3:35 pm
    

    If Reaver from Fable 2 and 3 was a companion cube, He'd be that companion cube.
21. MidnaKoopa on June 14th, 2011 3:55 pm
    

    Hm. The design for the cube kinda reminds me of Lechku.

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