
What do Steampunk Companion Cube and Educated Wheatley have in common? Well they are both quite gentlemanly, and both enjoy a nicely packed pipe!
Companion Cube by Risachantag, submitted by SadFace
Wheatley’s artist unknown


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They also share nemeses. Moriarty, Smashy Spike Plate….
Smoking a pipe is just a fancy way to vent exhaust.
WRONG!!
It's Clock Punk Cube
The best kind of cube!
There is something wrong with this picture.
I noticed that Educated Wheatley has a distressful lack of a gentlemen top hat.
(Yes, i have also noticed that he is holding the book upside down, but i believe that is just the way true educated gentlemen read)
Steampunk?
C'mon, Halolz, I thought you were better than this…
Steampunk companion cube? Well, I have my fanboy fapping material for the month
We forgot the space core! How could we forget the star of Portal2?!?!
But can the Steampunk Companion Cube survive a furnace?
Fake, Wheatley obviously has no hands in the game.
Is that…a kismesis cube?
My question is, where is wheatlys mouth? What does he talk out of his Pipe? Infact, how is he even holding the damn thi-
*Gets Banned from Halolz*
Objection! Companion Cubes have hearts on them. That is an Aperture Science Steam Punk Gentleman of Leisure and Fine Hats Cube.
And then SUDDENLY:
Portal 2 posts.
DOZENS OF THEM.
"And the companion cubes will blot out the skyyyyy!"
"Then we will burn them down with combustible lemons… in the shade."
You can read upside down as well Wheatley?
Splendid! *whips out book*
Queer… it appears that The Steam-Driven Cube of Affection and general Pleasingness has dropped its normal motif of a heart embezzled upon its exteriors and replaced it for the well-known symbol of The Spade!
Good Gracious me!
Reading Machiavelli? Wheatley is everything Machiavelli depised, someone given power who immediately became corrupt.
But Wheatley will never know that, because he's "not a moron."
Space books?! No books in space! Call the space cops. Space cops help! No books in space. Go to space jail!
DAT GOLDEN CUBE.
WHAT? Steampunk and portal? two of my favorite things in one? i deem this a frakkin' masterful idea.
If Reaver from Fable 2 and 3 was a companion cube, He'd be that companion cube.
Hm. The design for the cube kinda reminds me of Lechku.