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HOLY CRAP! SHOOT THE PHEASANT!

I don’t care if I die… I’m getting those 500 points!
Seriously though, for a guy out in the woods wearing bright orange, this guy has the worst priorities ever!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2011 · 9:00 PM 
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Bad Ideas, Cover Art, Heavy Weapons, Irony, Sports, The Great Outdoors, Uncategorized, Wild Animals, Xbox 360

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Hostile bears, cougars, wolves and elk all coming out during the DAY?
Jeez, and I thought Minecraft's spawning system was harsh...
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6 replies · active 753 weeks ago
Alternate title:
Duck Hunt 2: Extreme Edition
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13 replies · active 753 weeks ago
Bears? Pfft..
Cougars? meh..
Raging moose? boring...
Ducks? heh..cute..
what e-OH HOLY FUCK! A PHEASANT! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
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3 replies · active 753 weeks ago
Suppose that hunter shoots the pheasant and it turns out to be a spy. Then we all know why Dick Cheney made that mistake.
And the hunter isn't the only guy in the field wearing bright orange.
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I am a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant.
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3 replies · active 753 weeks ago
On a side note, Haloz just hit 9001 facebook likes. I was that 9001st.
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6 replies · active 753 weeks ago
Shoot the tastiest thing first!
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I like how the title has nothing to do with the game. But the boxart explains it all...
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pheasants... the medics of the animal kingdom... they must be shot first!

also on a side note, i really like this post, and its not just because i hate pheasants :D
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Why does that cougar look like he's waving?I think he might be trained. Hey there little bud- OH GOD! OH GOD! HE'S STILL MEAN AND I THINK HE TOOK MY WALLET!
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Ah, now see. At first glance I thought it said "shoot the peasant." Something totally different going on in that game. Nobody's shootin' homeless in this one.
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1 reply · active 753 weeks ago
Eh bears get you up to 2000 lbs of meat but you can only carry about 100 lbs of it back to the wagon...
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I'm reminded of a quote by the late Robert Muldoon:

"SHOOT HER............SHOOT HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
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1 reply · active 753 weeks ago
I find it odd that a game with the peaceful sounding title 'Field and Stream' prominently features a Wolf, Bear and Cougar primed to tear your face off. (And the little known 'Vicious Elk' that'll tear your face off as soon as look at you.)

If I heard the title without seeing the box, I'd have thought it was a fishing simulator. Must be some real extreme fishing when you pull on your line and realised you have hooked a bear.
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Pheasants are the second-leading cause of pheasant-related deaths.
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3 replies · active 753 weeks ago
Tunnel vision at its worst.
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Trust me...If there was a pixel dog on this box, that shotgun would already have been fired.
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obviously a pheasant kill his family... or he just want the achivement
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Things with claws and sharp teeth? Not too much to worry about.
Now things that can fly... That's where hunting takes a turn for the extreme
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Railguns... for when you need gibs more than trophies
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In every game, without fail! Campers!! >:(
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I'm sure he has a good reason.--->; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRXNNqNfQBs
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I doubt he's going to be able to kill all his attackers anyways...

...might as well go out with a high score!!!
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It's a good thing theirs not a rabbit their. Or it would tell the Pheasant to do a barrel roll by pressing Z OR R TWICE.
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2 replies · active 753 weeks ago
But the pheasant is the target, kill it and the level ends regardless of any other "dangers"
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Why should you shoot a Pheasant first?
I'll tell you why...
If you look closely at the picture you will notice that nothing else there has wings...
With wings, Pheasants can do anything, such as kill the hunter in the only blind-spot he has, his head, using white/gooey projectiles.
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2 replies · active 753 weeks ago
That there pheasant is none other than the golden super pheasant. Back 'round 1989 i shot one myself after days and days of tracking. I lost one leg, an eye, and an ear trying to track that godforsaken thing. Turns it out it was actually PAINTED gold....*sniffle*
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My other comment:

The wolf, could it talk, would likely say:
"Can't let you shoot that [person on Xbox??? - stumped here!!!]
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Not a real hunter, no AK present!
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2 replies · active 753 weeks ago
Ya see, if there was a chocobo shop'd into the lil free space below the pheasant.....THEN you'd have some extreme huntin'.

Or a camel.
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1 reply · active 753 weeks ago
There are surprisingly few fields or streams there. All I see is red mana and green mana...
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Make sure you hit it, or those other animals wont be the least of you worries. (Damn you laughing dog!)
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Does anybody picture that bobcat saying "O HAI"?
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In situations like these I call...

*puts on shades*

Foul Play!
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Is it me, or did Shawn give a Half life2 episode2 reference?
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Unless it's called... Mr. Snugglekins
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You plagiarized this from 1up.com's Scott Sharkey: http://www.1up.com/features/gallery-worst-videoga...

0/10
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9 replies · active 753 weeks ago

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