HOLY CRAP! SHOOT THE PHEASANT!

I don’t care if I die… I’m getting those 500 points!
Seriously though, for a guy out in the woods wearing bright orange, this guy has the worst priorities ever!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2011 · 9:00 PM 
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Bad Ideas, Cover Art, Heavy Weapons, Irony, Sports, The Great Outdoors, Uncategorized, Wild Animals, Xbox 360

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93 Responses to “SHOOT THE PHEASANT!”

  1. JesterJoe on January 25th, 2011 9:05 pm

    Duh, don't wanna catch the bird flu….

  2. SSFF6B on January 25th, 2011 9:08 pm

    I like how the title has nothing to do with the game. But the boxart explains it all…

  3. DarthShadow91 on January 25th, 2011 9:09 pm

    I'm reminded of a quote by the late Robert Muldoon:

    "SHOOT HER…………SHOOT HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

  4. Yoshemo on January 25th, 2011 9:11 pm

    Bears? Pfft..
    Cougars? meh..
    Raging moose? boring…
    Ducks? heh..cute..
    what e-OH HOLY FUCK! A PHEASANT! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

  5. Uzumakiclan43 on January 25th, 2011 9:12 pm

    Suppose that hunter shoots the pheasant and it turns out to be a spy. Then we all know why Dick Cheney made that mistake.
    And the hunter isn't the only guy in the field wearing bright orange.
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/naruto/images/d/d1/Naruto_Part_II.jpg"&gt;

  6. MasqueNoMercy on January 25th, 2011 9:24 pm

    pheasants… the medics of the animal kingdom… they must be shot first!

    also on a side note, i really like this post, and its not just because i hate pheasants :D

  7. CakeBard on January 25th, 2011 9:25 pm

    Shoot the tastiest thing first!

  8. Kbman on January 25th, 2011 9:32 pm

    Hostile bears, cougars, wolves and elk all coming out during the DAY?
    Jeez, and I thought Minecraft's spawning system was harsh…

  9. Twilizer on January 25th, 2011 9:32 pm

    Why should you shoot a Pheasant first?
    I'll tell you why…
    If you look closely at the picture you will notice that nothing else there has wings…
    With wings, Pheasants can do anything, such as kill the hunter in the only blind-spot he has, his head, using white/gooey projectiles.

  10. nemb94 on January 25th, 2011 9:32 pm

    obviously a pheasant kill his family… or he just want the achivement

  11. Red on January 25th, 2011 9:38 pm

    Alternate title:
    Duck Hunt 2: Extreme Edition

  12. DM1293 on January 25th, 2011 9:41 pm

    Trust me…If there was a pixel dog on this box, that shotgun would already have been fired.

  13. Spolin on January 25th, 2011 9:47 pm

    On a side note, Haloz just hit 9001 facebook likes. I was that 9001st.

  14. Sr_Pantalones on January 25th, 2011 9:49 pm

    Make sure you hit it, or those other animals wont be the least of you worries. (Damn you laughing dog!)

  15. meinmattias on January 25th, 2011 9:52 pm

    A bear, a wolf and a cougar are teaming up against me?! CHILD'S PLAY!

  16. Caelun_Niveus on January 25th, 2011 9:56 pm

    But the pheasant is the target, kill it and the level ends regardless of any other "dangers"

  17. Jade Catima on January 25th, 2011 9:59 pm

    I am a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant.

  18. Wetmang on January 25th, 2011 10:16 pm

    Eh bears get you up to 2000 lbs of meat but you can only carry about 100 lbs of it back to the wagon…

  19. BTSnoogans on January 25th, 2011 10:38 pm

    Ah, now see. At first glance I thought it said "shoot the peasant." Something totally different going on in that game. Nobody's shootin' homeless in this one.

  20. RemielChibus on January 25th, 2011 10:49 pm

    There are surprisingly few fields or streams there. All I see is red mana and green mana…

  21. invadingduck on January 25th, 2011 10:53 pm

    Tunnel vision at its worst.

  22. Tadferd on January 25th, 2011 10:56 pm

    In every game, without fail! Campers!! >:(

  23. Deep Thought on January 25th, 2011 10:57 pm

    Railguns… for when you need gibs more than trophies

  24. VyseRogueKing on January 25th, 2011 11:18 pm

    Why does that cougar look like he's waving?I think he might be trained. Hey there little bud- OH GOD! OH GOD! HE'S STILL MEAN AND I THINK HE TOOK MY WALLET!

  25. Scone527 on January 25th, 2011 11:23 pm

    Things with claws and sharp teeth? Not too much to worry about.
    Now things that can fly… That's where hunting takes a turn for the extreme

  26. k3man on January 25th, 2011 11:28 pm

    Ya see, if there was a chocobo shop'd into the lil free space below the pheasant…..THEN you'd have some extreme huntin'.

    Or a camel.

  27. gracepressure on January 26th, 2011 12:24 am

    You plagiarized this from 1up.com’s Scott Sharkey: http://www.1up.com/features/gallery-worst-videoga

    0/10

  28. redroverone on January 26th, 2011 12:31 am

    Not a real hunter, no AK present!

  29. AuraMaster on January 26th, 2011 1:34 am

    Pheasants are the second-leading cause of pheasant-related deaths.

  30. lokik21 on January 26th, 2011 2:35 am

    It's a good thing theirs not a rabbit their. Or it would tell the Pheasant to do a barrel roll by pressing Z OR R TWICE.

  31. BoxeyBrown on January 26th, 2011 3:23 am

    I doubt he's going to be able to kill all his attackers anyways…

    …might as well go out with a high score!!!

  32. Anonymous_Anon on January 26th, 2011 4:38 am

    I'm sure he has a good reason.—>; rel="nofollow">

  33. tstriker1 on January 26th, 2011 4:48 am

    Is it me, or did Shawn give a Half life2 episode2 reference?

  34. Nyoron on January 26th, 2011 6:29 pm

    That there pheasant is none other than the golden super pheasant. Back 'round 1989 i shot one myself after days and days of tracking. I lost one leg, an eye, and an ear trying to track that godforsaken thing. Turns it out it was actually PAINTED gold….*sniffle*

  35. Pantherox on January 27th, 2011 1:49 pm

    Unless it's called… Mr. Snugglekins

  36. BLAMEY0URFATE on January 27th, 2011 4:51 pm

    In situations like these I call…

    *puts on shades*

    Foul Play!

  37. Luigi676 on January 27th, 2011 9:33 pm

    Does anybody picture that bobcat saying "O HAI"?

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