I don’t care if I die… I’m getting those 500 points!
Seriously though, for a guy out in the woods wearing bright orange, this guy has the worst priorities ever!
By invadingduck
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2011 · 9:00 PM
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Categories: Bad Ideas, Cover Art, Heavy Weapons, Irony, Sports, The Great Outdoors, Uncategorized, Wild Animals, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (94 Comments) |
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Duh, don't wanna catch the bird flu….
I like how the title has nothing to do with the game. But the boxart explains it all…
I'm reminded of a quote by the late Robert Muldoon:
"SHOOT HER…………SHOOT HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Bears? Pfft..
Cougars? meh..
Raging moose? boring…
Ducks? heh..cute..
what e-OH HOLY FUCK! A PHEASANT! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Suppose that hunter shoots the pheasant and it turns out to be a spy. Then we all know why Dick Cheney made that mistake.
And the hunter isn't the only guy in the field wearing bright orange.
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/naruto/images/d/d1/Naruto_Part_II.jpg">
pheasants… the medics of the animal kingdom… they must be shot first!
also on a side note, i really like this post, and its not just because i hate pheasants :D
Shoot the tastiest thing first!
Although nowadays, none of the birds birds pictured would fly very far before falling out of the sky on their own.
Hostile bears, cougars, wolves and elk all coming out during the DAY?
Jeez, and I thought Minecraft's spawning system was harsh…
Why should you shoot a Pheasant first?
I'll tell you why…
If you look closely at the picture you will notice that nothing else there has wings…
With wings, Pheasants can do anything, such as kill the hunter in the only blind-spot he has, his head, using white/gooey projectiles.
obviously a pheasant kill his family… or he just want the achivement
Alternate title:
Duck Hunt 2: Extreme Edition
Trust me…If there was a pixel dog on this box, that shotgun would already have been fired.
On a side note, Haloz just hit 9001 facebook likes. I was that 9001st.
Make sure you hit it, or those other animals wont be the least of you worries. (Damn you laughing dog!)
A bear, a wolf and a cougar are teaming up against me?! CHILD'S PLAY!
but what about the ducks?! O_O
But the pheasant is the target, kill it and the level ends regardless of any other "dangers"
I am a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant.
Eh bears get you up to 2000 lbs of meat but you can only carry about 100 lbs of it back to the wagon…
Would the dog be a hyena if it's extreme? Because that would explain a lot…
Ah, now see. At first glance I thought it said "shoot the peasant." Something totally different going on in that game. Nobody's shootin' homeless in this one.
There are surprisingly few fields or streams there. All I see is red mana and green mana…
Tunnel vision at its worst.
You forgot the ducks, man.
What's that? Ducks aren't dangerous? You've never been hit in the face by a horny duck on its way to gang-bang another duck. That shit was messed…
And bonus points, it was the same kind of duck portrayed!
In every game, without fail! Campers!! >:(
Looks like you should have…
*Shades*
..Ducked.
Railguns… for when you need gibs more than trophies
The dog doesn't laugh. It gives you rabies!
Everything's better with rabies!
I have HAD it with these mother plucking pheasants on this mother plucking plain!
Screencaps or it didn't happen.
Go post that as your status. People will congratulate you, people will want to BE you.
Go tell that to someone in real life. You'll get a "Cool." if you're lucky. You'll probably be told that it means nothing.
You have a parade. I am a cumulonimbus.
But yeah, lucky you for getting the 9001st "like"! :D
This game isn't titled "Tsarist Regime", apparently.
FUCK'EM! THERE'S A PHEASANT!
But you sound so bored!
*Mouth foams, eyes twitch*
Garglegarglegargle!
and now I'm trying to say that 3 times fast…
Because it's still not a threat.
Why does that cougar look like he's waving?I think he might be trained. Hey there little bud- OH GOD! OH GOD! HE'S STILL MEAN AND I THINK HE TOOK MY WALLET!
Things with claws and sharp teeth? Not too much to worry about.
Now things that can fly… That's where hunting takes a turn for the extreme
YAY RABIES!
oh, and mountains too,
… fuck yeah!
*mouth also foams, eyes twitching like crazy*
gurglegurglegurgle…
Ya see, if there was a chocobo shop'd into the lil free space below the pheasant…..THEN you'd have some extreme huntin'.
Or a camel.
obligatory:
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Cougars and Pheasants and Bears! Oh My!
(yes I know I posted that earlier. I fucked up and clicked post comment instead of Reply)
Of course, these come right after you kill a tank and 2 of your teammates are dead.
You plagiarized this from 1up.com’s Scott Sharkey: http://www.1up.com/features/gallery-worst-videoga…
0/10
Not a real hunter, no AK present!
Pheasants are the second-leading cause of pheasant-related deaths.
OH GOD HIT THE DECK!
So your saying that it's OVER 9000!!!!
It's a good thing theirs not a rabbit their. Or it would tell the Pheasant to do a barrel roll by pressing Z OR R TWICE.
Now I may be wrong here, but this was not plagiarized. This was apparently submitted by one "invadingduck" and features the box art with captions added on to it, pointing out a strange feature of the picture, in order to make a joke. Even if this was plagiarized, you did not link to the original source.
Therefore, I award you no +1s and may the Gentlemen have mercy on your e-peen.
And riding that Tank is GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK.
And then try saying "Toy Boat" ten times fast.
I doubt he's going to be able to kill all his attackers anyways…
…might as well go out with a high score!!!
I'm sure he has a good reason.—>; rel="nofollow">
Is it me, or did Shawn give a Half life2 episode2 reference?
Priorities. he has them.
*punches deck of cards*
NOW WHAT!?
Now's my chance!
*head's to Red's mountain home*
*leaves with TV*
TAKE IT DOWN!
…To the card shop to get more cards for it.
You wouldn't have been able to kill the tank then.
You think those policemen at the victory road crossroads would just let you walk on out of there with that?
um…
yes?
damn flashbacks…
You are aware that this is actual boxart, right? 1up didn't make this.
By your logic, you're plagiarizing IntenseDebate by using their default avatar, and plagiarizing the first person ever to make a comment by making your own comment.
Think before you speak.
Officer: "Good man. Nothing wrong with borrowing your friend's HDTV for a while, right? That's what friends are for."
Additionally, giving a zero out of ten is meaningless for two reasons:
1) Halolz has a voting system for each entry, but the maximum vote is a five-star, and Halolz displays the average of each vote. Therefore, nothing may go beyond a five.
2) On Halolz's aforementioned voting system, nothing may go lower than a 1, for that is the lowest possible vote able to be given.
I grow tired of this nonsense. Good day to you.
Because everybody knows you cannot go hunting without Automated Weaponry. It would be lunacy. :P
Yes, indee…
Wait…
Zyquux! Borrowing this!
*GRAMMAR HAMMER!*
*there's not a rabbit there.
Nothing personal. You know. Halolz, Grammar. Happens to everyone. Good day! *smiles*
OPTION #1
"You sonnova… I'll kill you!"
*pulls out Moonraker Laser and fires*
OPTION #2
if you're stealing stuff, take the Virtual Boy. I don't want it!
Are you by any chance related to that red-haired kid who broke into Elm's lab… WHILE HE WAS IN IT
I smell a swarm of +1s, your at 68
That there pheasant is none other than the golden super pheasant. Back 'round 1989 i shot one myself after days and days of tracking. I lost one leg, an eye, and an ear trying to track that godforsaken thing. Turns it out it was actually PAINTED gold….*sniffle*
OH SNAP!
You're wondering what the first-leading cause is, yes?
Simple: Dick Cheney.
*Takes off top hat*
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE HAIR TO YOU?!?
*cries in the corner*
Furthermore, nothing can go above 5/5. If that were to happen, division by 0 would be possible, multiple time paradoxes would ensue, and over 9,000,000,000+1 Falcon Punches would collide. Plus M. Knight Shamaylan would actually be a competent director/producer/writer. Thank you for making this an even scarier place than it has to be.
No, it looks like this: http://www.unitedwildlife.com/images/s_hare.jpg
"Plus M. Knight Shamaylan would actually be a competent director/producer/writer."
…GOD HELP US ALL.
Don't forget your rel="nofollow">baby head-seeking bullets.
"SHOOT THEM! THE KILLED YO FATHER! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A PROFILE? SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAAAAAAAAAD!!"
(Paraphrased)
…I thought it was Disney.
Or the Duck Hunt dog.
*Rocks back and forth in the fatal position*
Unless it's called… Mr. Snugglekins
In situations like these I call…
*puts on shades*
Foul Play!
Does anybody picture that bobcat saying "O HAI"?
Plagiarized the idea. It popped up like a day after the 1up article. Don't care.
Plagiarized the idea, not the box art. Your logic is invalid anyway.
You… what is wrong with you? XD +6/15
I've been at 68 for a few weeks. Then suddenly I jumped straight to 70.
I feel cheated out.
OH WELL time to use my new avatar