What, that’s it? Don’t I get a medal or a plaque or a gift card to the Celadon Department Store or something? I did horrible things to complete my Pokedex!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 11, 2011 · 10:02 AM 
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Achievement Unlocked, Advice Meme, Depressing, Irony, Nintendo, Pokémon

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  1. Vlauer on January 11th, 2011 10:07 am

    It looks like this reward…


    …didn't CATCH his approval!


  2. Lordshadow on January 11th, 2011 10:12 am

    But this piece of paper is critically important for you. Without it, Missingno. can't learn HM06 Bash that you get by defeating the Elite Four 151 times and can't move the firetruck to get Mew!

  3. MrSillybiscuits on January 11th, 2011 10:22 am

    I sure hope this makes up for all the children's dreams I smashed by stealing their beloved pokemon.

  4. Solid_Spy on January 11th, 2011 10:28 am

    BUT BUT, if you show that piece of paper to a Game Freak employee, he'll reward you with an exclusive never-before-seen ultra-spectacular-rare Pokémon!

    Also, for Generation IV players:
    <img src="http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5130746/Captured-all-150-Pokmon-for-your-Sinnoh-Pokdex-Heres-a-National-Pokdex-go-catch-482-more-Pokmon-for-.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Professor-Oak&quot; border="no" />

  5. uzumakiclan43 on January 11th, 2011 10:29 am

    Oh, YEAH? Well, THIS is what I think of your stupid piece of paper!

    *Struggles to tear it*

    Darn. Laminated.

  6. MrSillybiscuits on January 11th, 2011 10:43 am

    Oh sure, I suppose this paper's a suitable reward for HOURS OF BACKBREAKING LABOR. Sleepless nights, scurvy, vicious stinging Bug types. No, but this paper's good.

  7. Darkangelsv1 on January 11th, 2011 10:51 am

    "I did horrible things to complete my Pokedex! Horrible, UNSPEAKABLE THINGS."
    Damn right we did. I still don't believe how on earth my Skitty could withstand Wailord's immense and throbbing wrath.

  8. SonicsmyName on January 11th, 2011 11:08 am

    Red: "I came down from my mountain for THIS!?"

  9. TCC on January 11th, 2011 11:27 am

    oh hey look over there! 100-something new pokemon! I'll be taking that paper back now…

  10. dekuskrub1 on January 11th, 2011 11:40 am

    well, shit…

  11. Cookino on January 11th, 2011 11:44 am

    Great job, you caught every single pokémon! Have this piece of paper.
    *10 minutes later*
    Well, you know that piece of paper I gave you? Give it back to me. We just discorever other 498 new pokémon species. Gotta catch 'em all!

  12. EphEphEcksIII on January 11th, 2011 12:08 pm

    Ugh its like my High School Graduation all over again.

  13. Deep Thought on January 11th, 2011 12:37 pm

    Who needs interns… when there's 10 year old kids willing to do the work for free!

  14. OrionX on January 11th, 2011 12:40 pm

    Pff. Yeah right. Where? There are no bathrooms in the world of Pokémon.

  15. MorningMoon on January 11th, 2011 1:03 pm

    Hey, it's not so bad, starting Gen III they also give you a golden star. :'D…. *Breaks into tears*

  16. GraveZombie on January 11th, 2011 1:20 pm

    Horrible, Unspeakable things…The horrified stares of Nurse Joy…the tears in Gary's eyes…no one entered Mt Silver after that…

    Sometimes, when I'm asleep, I can still hear the beeping…

  17. died70 on January 11th, 2011 1:45 pm

    Ha catch em' all huh. Yeah right I'll just catch this magnificent bastard.

  18. DM1293 on January 11th, 2011 2:34 pm

    So you catch all 151 pokemon, and yet somehow, there has not been one sighted discovery and report from ANY of the other regions to Professor Oak about the other 498 OTHER species that are clearly integrated into other peoples lives and communities?

    ….Is Professor Oak REALLY a Professor or does he just wear the coat to get chicks?

  19. Rocker23220 on January 11th, 2011 4:04 pm

    Your Eevee has five different evolutionary forms

    You're stuck with one of them

  20. Red on January 11th, 2011 4:07 pm

    THANKS PROFESSOR! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  21. Alpar on January 11th, 2011 4:13 pm

    They're also the best people in the whole franchise.

  22. AuraMaster on January 11th, 2011 4:22 pm

    Beat the Champion, get enshrined for all time. Spend countless hours catching every Pokemon, get a piece of paper.

    I think Prof. Oak needs to take a page out of the Pokemon League's playbook.

  23. Sceptilianblade on January 11th, 2011 5:04 pm

    Trainer: All right! I caught all the Pokemon!
    Oak: Well done! Here's the reward for your trouble. *gives a piece of paper*

  24. Nyoron on January 11th, 2011 7:25 pm

    I thought when i first played platinum i would get a starter from gen. I, II, or III. I was wrong. OH, SO HORRIBLY WRONG!

  25. Red on January 11th, 2011 9:14 pm

    TP?!? Had I known that I'd have named myself (refer to avatar if needed) "Cornholio"

  26. GuessWho666 on January 12th, 2011 12:00 am

    Well done on continuing to use this stupid meme.

  27. FlareKitsu on January 12th, 2011 10:06 am

    Catch all the Pokemon, get a piece of paper. Meanwhile, guess who also caught all the Pokemon and got every lady ever?

    Gary Motherfucking Oak.

  28. Toldry on January 12th, 2011 10:33 am

    You spent 6 years of your life studying Engineering.
    Have a piece of paper.

    {To avoid confusion: This is not a self-reference}

  29. Great_King on January 12th, 2011 12:26 pm

    Oak: That piece of paper is a list of the next generation of pokemon.

  30. Ichiinu on January 12th, 2011 12:52 pm

    Hey, that's not all you get! You get a star sticker, too! And if you have 5 of those, you get premium treatment at the Pokemon Center. You know what that means…

  31. Frankenstrat247 on January 12th, 2011 3:22 pm

    at least this paper has a use

  32. BoxeyBrown on January 13th, 2011 2:37 am

    How many papers do you get in the pokemon world? That stuff is rare!

  33. Red on January 14th, 2011 12:54 am

    Can I spare some squares???

    No, I kind of need them right now… at Gary's house…

    *runs off to TP the Oak residence

  34. CapnMacMillan on January 14th, 2011 8:31 pm

    Nintendo CEO: "Alright, Pokemon has been officially released! So tell me, just so I don't have to waste time playing through the whole thing, what do you get when you finally catch all the pokemon?"

    Satoshi Tajiri: "…FFFFUUUUUUUUCK…I KNEW we forgot something! GODDAMMIT…"

  35. GazzyW007 on January 15th, 2011 8:21 pm

    If you beat the metagame to that degree I guess you do have some time on your hands.

    *Is boo'd off web*

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