What, that’s it? Don’t I get a medal or a plaque or a gift card to the Celadon Department Store or something? I did horrible things to complete my Pokedex!
Horrible, UNSPEAKABLE THINGS.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 11, 2011 · 10:02 AM
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It looks like this reward…
*glasses*
…didn't CATCH his approval!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
But this piece of paper is critically important for you. Without it, Missingno. can't learn HM06 Bash that you get by defeating the Elite Four 151 times and can't move the firetruck to get Mew!
I sure hope this makes up for all the children's dreams I smashed by stealing their beloved pokemon.
BUT BUT, if you show that piece of paper to a Game Freak employee, he'll reward you with an exclusive never-before-seen ultra-spectacular-rare Pokémon!
Also, for Generation IV players:
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Oh, YEAH? Well, THIS is what I think of your stupid piece of paper!
*Struggles to tear it*
Darn. Laminated.
Oh sure, I suppose this paper's a suitable reward for HOURS OF BACKBREAKING LABOR. Sleepless nights, scurvy, vicious stinging Bug types. No, but this paper's good.
"I did horrible things to complete my Pokedex! Horrible, UNSPEAKABLE THINGS."
Damn right we did. I still don't believe how on earth my Skitty could withstand Wailord's immense and throbbing wrath.
Red: "I came down from my mountain for THIS!?"
oh hey look over there! 100-something new pokemon! I'll be taking that paper back now…
well, shit…
Great job, you caught every single pokémon! Have this piece of paper.
*10 minutes later*
Well, you know that piece of paper I gave you? Give it back to me. We just discorever other 498 new pokémon species. Gotta catch 'em all!
Ugh its like my High School Graduation all over again.
Who needs interns… when there's 10 year old kids willing to do the work for free!
Pff. Yeah right. Where? There are no bathrooms in the world of Pokémon.
Hey, it's not so bad, starting Gen III they also give you a golden star. :'D…. *Breaks into tears*
Horrible, Unspeakable things…The horrified stares of Nurse Joy…the tears in Gary's eyes…no one entered Mt Silver after that…
Sometimes, when I'm asleep, I can still hear the beeping…
Ha catch em' all huh. Yeah right I'll just catch this magnificent bastard.
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So you catch all 151 pokemon, and yet somehow, there has not been one sighted discovery and report from ANY of the other regions to Professor Oak about the other 498 OTHER species that are clearly integrated into other peoples lives and communities?
….Is Professor Oak REALLY a Professor or does he just wear the coat to get chicks?
Your Eevee has five different evolutionary forms
You're stuck with one of them
THANKS PROFESSOR! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
They're also the best people in the whole franchise.
Beat the Champion, get enshrined for all time. Spend countless hours catching every Pokemon, get a piece of paper.
I think Prof. Oak needs to take a page out of the Pokemon League's playbook.
Trainer: All right! I caught all the Pokemon!
Oak: Well done! Here's the reward for your trouble. *gives a piece of paper*
Trainer: …FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!
I thought when i first played platinum i would get a starter from gen. I, II, or III. I was wrong. OH, SO HORRIBLY WRONG!
TP?!? Had I known that I'd have named myself (refer to avatar if needed) "Cornholio"
Well done on continuing to use this stupid meme.
Catch all the Pokemon, get a piece of paper. Meanwhile, guess who also caught all the Pokemon and got every lady ever?
Gary Motherfucking Oak.
You spent 6 years of your life studying Engineering.
Have a piece of paper.
{To avoid confusion: This is not a self-reference}
Oak: That piece of paper is a list of the next generation of pokemon.
Hey, that's not all you get! You get a star sticker, too! And if you have 5 of those, you get premium treatment at the Pokemon Center. You know what that means…
at least this paper has a use
How many papers do you get in the pokemon world? That stuff is rare!
Can I spare some squares???
No, I kind of need them right now… at Gary's house…
*runs off to TP the Oak residence
Nintendo CEO: "Alright, Pokemon has been officially released! So tell me, just so I don't have to waste time playing through the whole thing, what do you get when you finally catch all the pokemon?"
Satoshi Tajiri: "…FFFFUUUUUUUUCK…I KNEW we forgot something! GODDAMMIT…"
If you beat the metagame to that degree I guess you do have some time on your hands.
*Is boo'd off web*