Somewhere this Pokemon battle went horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.
A DirtPony comic, submitted by Mauricio
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 28, 2010 · 11:46 AM
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This comic would be almost valid if the trainers were wearing Generation III (Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, LeafGreen, FireRed) attire. In Generation III, Machoke could learn Metronome via Move Tutor, which would allow him access to those 5 moves, though he would only need it for 4. And I say almost valid because Leer will not confuse, it will lower defenses. I guess lowering defenses still works in this situation. Also, Sleep Powder will never be super effective. It’s a non-damaging, status inducing move. Being “charmed” is not a status. Clefairy’s attack stat is sharply reduced; a more suitable attack would be Attract, and it would be immobilized by love. I take that back, this comic isn’t close to valid.
FAIL.
Rule 34: no exceptions!
Wait, is that Machoke doing a Fawnz immitation when he used Charm?
I guess clefairy likes….
*Sunglasses*
to MACHOKE
Machoke used String Shot!
Clefairy's speed fell!
Machoke used Horn Drill!
Clefairy fainted!
I'm guessing that drill pierced through something.
*Boo'd off internet*
Since when could pokemon use 5 moves in battle?
It's not rape if she can't use Disable.
I counted and uhh… THE MACHOKE HAS FIVE FREAKING MOVES. WTF… also LEER DOESNT CONFUSE!!!!!!!
Rule 34 Triumphs again!
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machoke just couldnt resist DAT ASS
Hmm.. reminds of that Oak/Ditto accident
now that was funny. i'm surprised he wasn't into jynx.
Congratulations! Your Machoke learned Hydro Pump!
something is a little strange about the trainer on the right
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