MACHOKE used POUND! (comic)

Somewhere this Pokemon battle went horribly, HORRIBLY wrong.
A DirtPony comic, submitted by Mauricio

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 28, 2010 · 11:46 AM 
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162 Responses to “MACHOKE used POUND!”

  1. Junocis on November 29th, 2010 1:00 am

    And thus rule 34 claims another piece of my childhood….woe is the future.

  2. goldensun87 on November 29th, 2010 5:08 am

    LOL! I first saw this on the Fatherland!

  3. Patrick on November 29th, 2010 2:58 pm

    This comic would be almost valid if the trainers were wearing Generation III (Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, LeafGreen, FireRed) attire. In Generation III, Machoke could learn Metronome via Move Tutor, which would allow him access to those 5 moves, though he would only need it for 4. And I say almost valid because Leer will not confuse, it will lower defenses. I guess lowering defenses still works in this situation. Also, Sleep Powder will never be super effective. It’s a non-damaging, status inducing move. Being “charmed” is not a status. Clefairy’s attack stat is sharply reduced; a more suitable attack would be Attract, and it would be immobilized by love. I take that back, this comic isn’t close to valid.


  4. Odd Troll on November 29th, 2010 6:28 pm

    Rule 34: no exceptions!

  5. Odd Troll on November 29th, 2010 6:29 pm

    Wait, is that Machoke doing a Fawnz immitation when he used Charm?

  6. Nyoron on November 29th, 2010 10:59 pm

    I guess clefairy likes….


    to MACHOKE

  7. goldensun87 on November 30th, 2010 4:05 am

    Machoke used String Shot!
    Clefairy's speed fell!
    Machoke used Horn Drill!
    Clefairy fainted!

  8. GazzyW007 on December 11th, 2010 9:18 pm

    I'm guessing that drill pierced through something.

    *Boo'd off internet*

  9. demibank on November 30th, 2010 9:27 am

    Since when could pokemon use 5 moves in battle?

  10. CNightmare072 on December 1st, 2010 7:55 pm

    It's not rape if she can't use Disable.

  11. MetaPwn on December 2nd, 2010 9:05 pm


  12. ShadowSpectre on December 21st, 2010 11:02 am

    Rule 34 Triumphs again!

  13. GazzyW007 on January 15th, 2011 8:45 pm

    Clearly, you don't belong on the internet. Go and make an impact on someone's life, you reality lurker!

  14. Cactuspuncher on January 18th, 2011 12:04 pm

    Nothing…nothing…nothing is safe from Halolz!

  15. TheJake867 on January 23rd, 2011 1:16 pm

    machoke just couldnt resist DAT ASS

  16. Cactuspuncher on February 10th, 2011 12:14 pm

    Hmm.. reminds of that Oak/Ditto accident

  17. OkUrRight on July 13th, 2011 3:04 pm

    now that was funny. i'm surprised he wasn't into jynx.

  18. elephantboyq on September 9th, 2011 9:00 pm

    Congratulations! Your Machoke learned Hydro Pump!

  19. elephantboyq on May 9th, 2012 6:05 am

    something is a little strange about the trainer on the right

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