When you’re two food choices are pork and mushroom soup, you better believe bacon is the solution!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 19, 2010 · 3:38 AM 
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45 Responses to “ABOUT TO DIE, EAT MORE BACON”

  1. Irish_Anphibian on November 19th, 2010 3:50 am

    In real life, if you eat bacon right before you die, it means you died a 'merican! a true citizen of 'merica

  2. Tael on November 19th, 2010 4:21 am

    I'm a strict vegetarian, even in Minecraft. Golden Apples all the way.

  3. Annonith on November 19th, 2010 4:26 am

    *rages about another minecraft joke that you have to play the game first to understand*

  4. DrRickRollins on November 19th, 2010 4:34 am

    let me tell you something,

    Bacon is GOOD FOR ME

  5. DM1293 on November 19th, 2010 5:06 am

    I refuse to each such a product.

    Unless its arranged on a hot woman in a bacon-bikini.

  6. TheHighscore on November 19th, 2010 5:31 am

    I didn't laugh at the motivational minecraft thing, but I did notice Shawn wrote "you're" instead of "your" in his description.

  7. MoG on November 19th, 2010 6:11 am
  8. Th3l4st0ne on November 19th, 2010 6:48 am


  9. Axel X on November 19th, 2010 7:18 am

    You've got food basic food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!
    +1 for those that get the reference.

  10. BlueChameleon on November 19th, 2010 8:05 am

    Pork. It's the meat of kings.

  11. TheHighscore on November 19th, 2010 9:56 am

    I'm having trouble typing this with both hands.

  12. AuraMaster on November 19th, 2010 12:00 pm

    Does he get the bacon after punching tree? That must mean…


    /Cyanide & Happiness reference

  13. General_Asshat on November 19th, 2010 3:07 pm

    See new advice meme.

    Ignore new advice meme.

  14. Sir_Nox on November 19th, 2010 5:11 pm

    Punch Pig, Recieve Bacon.

  15. Miles Edgeworth on November 21st, 2010 8:38 pm

    It's clearly ham!
    Not bacon!

  16. Frankenstrat247 on November 22nd, 2010 9:40 pm

    now bacon that sausage!

  17. Banjo7J on April 24th, 2011 4:14 pm

    "When your two food choices are pork and mushroom soup, you better believe bacon is the solution!"

    Mushroom Soup heals for 5 hearts, Cooked Porkchop only heals for 4.

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