When properly motivated, Sir Kemper is a one man army!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 13, 2010 · 12:09 PM
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…new Solider update?
No, if God didn't want you dead, He wouldn't have created Soldier, Gary Fucking Oak, or ME (but most of all me.)
I hold your lives in my hands; I could buy you back from the grave if I wanted to. and I NEVER want to.
It's got nothing to do with God.
Soldier was playing Guile's theme while this was happening.
I say that to bugs I kill.
Akimbo’d shotguns? That’s it. We’re f*cked.
But I don't even have a cellph-*monitor'd*
Sniper, what are you doing up there? Your class can't rocket jump, get down here, you look ridiculous.
Typical moment where some dude thinks he can manhandle anything at him instead of working for the team. Such men are usually attained the status of "noobs".
Watch in awe as he rushes in a one-against-way-too-many-enemies situation and gets grinded to dust. He'll also destroy the moment of surprise and your team is utterly raped. Though at least he might be a nice distraction to tick them off while you retreat to safer ground.
And now this whole situation made me seriously consider using the mic on Skype the next time I do a Brocoop, tactics make a huge difference.
Totally unrelated: I just came back from playing TF2 after a break, and I got stats 22:3 as a spy.
Can someone do the version of this screen with a spy, wearing a white fedora, please? ^^
I still think they should take the http://guarddog.50webs.com/ idea and run with it.
That was an amazing killing spree. BY ME.
Actually if God had wanted you to live he would not have created that spy behind you.
But what if the atheists are right and there is no god? What would that make soldier? A mistake of nature??
Or perhaps……..WALKING VOMIT!!!
And from that day forward anytime a bunch of corpses are together in the same place it's called an OVERKILL!
Unless it's a graveyard!
If this is "God's Work", God should've played more.
Look at your God, now back to me. Back at your God, now back to me.
Sadly, he's not as close to you as me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on the ruined wasteland that once was where you were standing (so the same, but now on fire). What's in your hand? I have it. It's your wallet containing all of your money and credit cards. Look again. The wallet is now on fire! Anything is possible when you have a rocket launcher (as your argument is both invalid, and it allowed me to "acquire" all the resources to do this). I'm on a horse. *cue theme music*
Freaking. Un-believable.
Nothing says "god hates you" like a drunk soldier chasing you with incendiary missiles.
I had the misfortune to witness this event. I took so much damage, I respawned 20 minutes later.
Can't tell if those are -1 trolls, or if I just really failed with that joke. I thought I couldn't go wrong with a LoZ reference…
But such high Lvl SNIPERs are very rare indeed. However if such an encounter happened I would simply send out SPY instead and use BACKSTAB, since it's super effective.
A Soldier using the Frontier Justice and Scattergun? Both weapons that he doesn't even use? DOES NOT COMPUTE