Shun Kim got his copy of Call of Duty: Black Ops, only to find it a little different than he imagined. “The time to preponderate novitiates has cometh!”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 9, 2010 · 10:15 AM
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Explosive Burst Effect! Bullet Wound Located On Thy Skull!
Disregard females acquire weaponry!
Next time I see a "gentlemen" submission, I'll kill a puppy. It's just that, granted, it's funny, but my head hurts, when I see a simple sentence(s) made 2.5 longer because of it.
I have achieved enough of the slaughtering of my assailants to acquire the right to operate a projectile of demolition of a great magnitude. Exuberance!
This game looks better than Accost of Responsibility: Differences In Political Methods Solved By Waging War Using Current Advances In Technology.
Too bad the game will be plagued with cries of "Ye coward, remove thyself from thine tent and cease thine camping!"
Sniper Rifle Gunshot! 'Twas a shot to the head!
I don't have a clever joke. So here's a selection of quotes from Call of Duty 2:
Soviet Soldier: But commissar, these are potatoes! Why are we using potatoes instead of real grenades?
Soviet Commander: Because real grenades are valuable. In fact, they're more valuable than your life!
Soviet Soldier: Y…Yes commissar! My mistake!
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No cows were harmed in the making of this game.
your insistence on mounting a combustion hurler upon ones own firearm only substantiates your ineptitude
did i do it right?
The author of the relative image is a buffoon of the highest order. The gentleman depicted in the electronic image possesses a tobacco burning instrument that does not have any qualities associated with the likeness of a chap with good breeding and social stature. The better instrument to included would have been the instrument associated with the great professional of British origin whose purpose is to acquire the truth when it hides in obscure reality, otherwise known as Sherlock Holmes. The aforementioned instrument, coupled with a monocular device used for the correction of a single eye lens, would have been the most appropriate depiction.
I have declared the above paragraph because I am able to; that being, I can improperly insert my phallic manhood in the unsuspecting rectum of the regulations of this Earth and engage in sodomy of an unconsenting nature without worry or anxiety of punishment or retribution because I have in my possession monetary value exceeding the human ability to count.
Accost
1. (of prostitutes, procurers, etc.) to solicit for sexual purposes
So yeah, I wouldn't use that word for this…
Ramirez, [something verbose here]!
This garbage is not the game I ordered! I want my money back!
I have violently sexually assaulted the noobile populace with a shimmering blade smelted for close quarters confrontations. The shimmering blade is still considered rather unsportsmanly noobile and frustrating to the individuals whose life is cut short by it.
My meme senses are tingling.