Have fun kid! And uh, you know. Take your time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 18, 2010 · 12:11 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (407 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Advice Meme, Nintendo, Pokémon

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  1. Leo E. on October 18th, 2010 12:21 pm

    Hi, Gold! Sorry I'm using your money again, but Oak is very expensi- hm? Oh, um… flooring! Yes, oak flooring! That's what I was talking about!

  2. Seto_Kaiba on October 18th, 2010 12:22 pm

    Dear lord, no wonder he's only employing two 10 year olds to capture 400+ pokemon, instead of hiring an elite team of ten year olds…

  3. NoChorus on October 18th, 2010 12:40 pm

    Great! I'll grab my stuff!

  4. Darth_Destro on October 18th, 2010 12:52 pm

    Wait, I can't ride my bike indoors, but you get to ride my mom?

  5. Vosur on October 18th, 2010 1:01 pm

    This just goes to show you that you and your rival may be brothers after all…

  6. Vosur on October 18th, 2010 1:08 pm

    I was hoping to edit it before it was commented, but it's already out….

    Actually to correct myself, that would put you as being the "uncle" of your rival.

  7. Axel_X on October 18th, 2010 1:09 pm

    And now we definitely know where Gary Motherfucking Oak gets his genes from…

  8. OrionX on October 18th, 2010 1:40 pm

    My mom's not single! My dad just got lost on his way to Viridian City.
    …Somehow… >_>

  9. EphEphEcksIII on October 18th, 2010 1:46 pm

    That's why Ash left his mother with a Mr.Mime.

  10. spikkle on October 18th, 2010 1:47 pm

    So that's why no-one's ever seen Ash's Dad…

    Mom: Oh yes, your father…he's also a Pokemon Trainer…but he LEFT A LOOONG TIME AGOOO

    Ash: Where did he go? =C

    Mom: Somewhere FAAAAR FAAAAR AWAAAYYY FROM HEERE. You should try to go find him!

    Ash: Oh boy! I'm gonna meet MY DAD! *runs off on a pokemon journey*

    Oak: Hehehe…smell ya later, Ash.

  11. MorningMoon on October 18th, 2010 1:52 pm

    This just gave me an epic i propose to anyone with photoshop or drawing skills.
    A meme-like comic.
    Starts off with the classic wizard that tells link "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! *sword*" and then it goes through lots of mentor character in various video games offering the first one of the first items in the game, anything that qualifies as a decent weapon at least and then ending it with Oak and the pokeball.
    Anyone wants to give it a shot?

  12. AuraMaster on October 18th, 2010 2:05 pm

    Ash's mom must be cheaper than the lemonade.

  13. DM1293 on October 18th, 2010 2:11 pm

    The balls are inert.

  14. Illius_Nakarou on October 18th, 2010 2:31 pm


  15. MrRaccoon on October 18th, 2010 2:31 pm

    Invite 10 year old kids to your lab
    Show them balls

  16. Illius_Nakarou on October 18th, 2010 4:02 pm

    Professor Oak:Are you a boy or a girl?

  17. Sir_Nox on October 18th, 2010 4:30 pm


  18. Sir_Nox on October 18th, 2010 4:32 pm

    Well now we all know this kid is definitly not related to Gary Motherfuckin' Oak.

  19. Sir_Nox on October 18th, 2010 4:35 pm

    I call bullshit, we all know Prof. Oak is to busy pretending to be Diglett and peeping up young girls skirts.

  20. Crazysam10 on October 18th, 2010 5:02 pm

    Wow these professers realy like giving their balls to people.

  21. GameboyPATH on October 18th, 2010 5:03 pm

    My mom's starting to also catch 'em all, and I don't mean Pokemon…

  22. General_Asshat on October 18th, 2010 5:11 pm

    I guess you could say that Professor Oak…


    Is busy playing around with Poke balls.

  23. Doc624 on October 18th, 2010 6:01 pm

    And then it gets awkward when Ash comes back for a un-announced visit.

  24. Alpar on October 18th, 2010 6:06 pm

    I leave for a few hours after school to get a flu shot, get dinner at a restaraunt, and I miss three submissions and a lot of chances to make hilarious commentary?

  25. MorningMoon on October 18th, 2010 6:10 pm

    …..oh hey! there are speech bubbles in this comic too?! Whoa, just noticed after three hours.
    ….*looks without reading*

  26. Zyquux on October 18th, 2010 7:19 pm

    I thought Bill does that.

  27. smashpro1 on October 18th, 2010 7:48 pm

    Fuck that Smugleaf! >:(

  28. ThatOneDude on October 18th, 2010 9:42 pm

    Go catch some Pokemon. I'll come as soon as I can.

  29. Spartan_Laser on October 18th, 2010 11:18 pm

    (I hate to say this, but) sorry professor, but your grandson kind of beat you to her

  30. AuraMaster on October 19th, 2010 12:11 am

    Priorities: He's doing it wrong.

  31. AuraMaster on October 19th, 2010 12:11 am

    I wanna use tickle on her Jigglypuffs.

  32. TehVortex on October 19th, 2010 3:22 am

    If you look at that last panel for long enough you'll start to notice something…

    …her face.

  33. TehVortex on October 19th, 2010 3:30 am

    "And remember to change your you-know-what everyday."

    Delia Ketchum: Ambassador of Genital Hygiene.

  34. Antipaladin on October 19th, 2010 11:27 am

    Just remember; Giovanni is Ash's real father. But please, feel free to mess with Ash's mom as much you like. I just hope you like waking up to Rapidash heads.

  35. Grammar Nazi Ghost on October 19th, 2010 7:15 pm

    Well, at least "I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four" makes more sense now.

  36. sorin255 on October 20th, 2010 7:28 am

    Hey… My mom's not single in emerald… In fact, my dad is the Fifth gym leader! …Sorry to rub it in ur faces….

  37. Illius_Nakarou on October 20th, 2010 8:14 am

    Oak: Now I remember his name, it's *facepalm*

  38. budgetballin on October 21st, 2010 10:31 am

    three days later, and im still laughing

  39. The_Uber_Geek on March 22nd, 2011 10:28 pm

    You can't do my Mom!!!!! My dad is just going to the store! And when he gets back, I'll rub those potions right in your face!

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