Have fun kid! And uh, you know. Take your time!
By JasoTheArtisan
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 18, 2010 · 12:11 PM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Advice Meme, Nintendo, Pokémon · Leave a comment (125 Comments) |
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Hi, Gold! Sorry I'm using your money again, but Oak is very expensi- hm? Oh, um… flooring! Yes, oak flooring! That's what I was talking about!
Dear lord, no wonder he's only employing two 10 year olds to capture 400+ pokemon, instead of hiring an elite team of ten year olds…
Great! I'll grab my stuff!
Wait, I can't ride my bike indoors, but you get to ride my mom?
This just goes to show you that you and your rival may be brothers after all…
I was hoping to edit it before it was commented, but it's already out….
Actually to correct myself, that would put you as being the "uncle" of your rival.
And now we definitely know where Gary Motherfucking Oak gets his genes from…
My mom's not single! My dad just got lost on his way to Viridian City.
…Somehow… >_>
That's why Ash left his mother with a Mr.Mime.
So that's why no-one's ever seen Ash's Dad…
Mom: Oh yes, your father…he's also a Pokemon Trainer…but he LEFT A LOOONG TIME AGOOO
Ash: Where did he go? =C
Mom: Somewhere FAAAAR FAAAAR AWAAAYYY FROM HEERE. You should try to go find him!
Ash: Oh boy! I'm gonna meet MY DAD! *runs off on a pokemon journey*
Oak: Hehehe…smell ya later, Ash.
This just gave me an epic i propose to anyone with photoshop or drawing skills.
A meme-like comic.
Starts off with the classic wizard that tells link "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! *sword*" and then it goes through lots of mentor character in various video games offering the first one of the first items in the game, anything that qualifies as a decent weapon at least and then ending it with Oak and the pokeball.
Anyone wants to give it a shot?
Ash's mom must be cheaper than the lemonade.
The balls are inert.
OBJECTION!!!!!!
Invite 10 year old kids to your lab
Show them balls
Professor Oak:Are you a boy or a girl?
:D
FUCK EDGEWORTH! The FUCKING BALLS are FUCKING INERT!
Well now we all know this kid is definitly not related to Gary Motherfuckin' Oak.
I call bullshit, we all know Prof. Oak is to busy pretending to be Diglett and peeping up young girls skirts.
Wow these professers realy like giving their balls to people.
My mom's starting to also catch 'em all, and I don't mean Pokemon…
I guess you could say that Professor Oak…
*Shades*
Is busy playing around with Poke balls.
YEEEEAAAAAAAAANOTHINGWILLEVERTARNISHTHISMEMEHHHHHHHHHHH
And then it gets awkward when Ash comes back for a un-announced visit.
I leave for a few hours after school to get a flu shot, get dinner at a restaraunt, and I miss three submissions and a lot of chances to make hilarious commentary?
…..oh hey! there are speech bubbles in this comic too?! Whoa, just noticed after three hours.
….*looks without reading*
I thought Bill does that.
Fuck that Smugleaf! >:(
Go catch some Pokemon. I'll come as soon as I can.
(I hate to say this, but) sorry professor, but your grandson kind of beat you to her
Priorities: He's doing it wrong.
I wanna use tickle on her Jigglypuffs.
If you look at that last panel for long enough you'll start to notice something…
…her face.
"And remember to change your you-know-what everyday."
Delia Ketchum: Ambassador of Genital Hygiene.
Just remember; Giovanni is Ash's real father. But please, feel free to mess with Ash's mom as much you like. I just hope you like waking up to Rapidash heads.
Well, at least "I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four" makes more sense now.
Hey… My mom's not single in emerald… In fact, my dad is the Fifth gym leader! …Sorry to rub it in ur faces….
Oak: Now I remember his name, it's *facepalm*
three days later, and im still laughing
You can't do my Mom!!!!! My dad is just going to the store! And when he gets back, I'll rub those potions right in your face!