He’s the most interesting Pokémon trainer in the world! Unfortunately his strategies are fairly obvious…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 24, 2010 · 2:04 AM 
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  1. A_Creative_Name on September 24th, 2010 2:09 am

    This talk about water makes me thirsty.

    I'll try and stay like that.

  2. Vlauer on September 24th, 2010 3:02 am

    I don't always battle with my rival, when he's totally unprepared, his Pokemons are dying, and he's 5 meters from Pokemon Center

    But when I do, he's f***in pissed.

  3. spikkle on September 24th, 2010 3:33 am

    1…2…3…*poof* Rattata forgot Growl!

    Rattata learned Water Gun!


  4. BasketGT on September 24th, 2010 3:36 am

    I wonder if his only water attack is Dos Equis…

    P.S.: If my Spanish spelling is off, then blame Obama.

  5. Mentlegen on September 24th, 2010 4:03 am

    "Stay fainted, my foes!"

  6. MoG on September 24th, 2010 5:06 am

    I don't always Catch Missingno,

    But when i do, My game gets corrupt, crashes, and ultimately Tramatizes my childhood existence… Furthering my hatred for my loved ones, distancing myself, and slowing dying on the inside.

    Keep catching fellow trainers.

  7. UndeadLex on September 24th, 2010 5:13 am

    I'll take water, on the rocks.

  8. Dimomarg on September 24th, 2010 5:22 am

    I don't always use legendaries. but when I do, I prefer dos Kyogre

  9. Alpar on September 24th, 2010 6:42 am

    I always use shorts

    they're comfy and easy to wear…

  10. Axel_X on September 24th, 2010 7:41 am

    Then you're not using a top percentile Rattata!

  11. Axel_X on September 24th, 2010 7:43 am

    I don't always use Stomp on Ghost types
    But when I do I use a motherf*cking Miltank!

  12. chetoos8 on September 24th, 2010 8:29 am

    I dont always use water pokemon, but when I do, I prefer Dos Gyras
    Stay dragons my friends, stay dragons

  13. MrRaccoon on September 24th, 2010 8:45 am

    I don't always use a pokemon to fly
    But when I do, it's a pikachu

    Stay confused my friends

  14. Gamage on September 24th, 2010 8:48 am

    I don't always use magnaton, but when I do, I question the manner in which he functions.

  15. MasqueNoMercy on September 24th, 2010 9:40 am

    he once fought the elite four all at once, they were proud to say their combined efforts made him call back his first pokemon

  16. Arb on September 24th, 2010 10:01 am

    No mewtwo is a clone of mew. like they made of spiderman except that people like this one.

  17. Gamage on September 24th, 2010 10:29 am

    I don't always make jokes, but when I do, I take it too far.

  18. Grammar Nazi Ghost on September 24th, 2010 12:42 pm

    Shawn: I don't always post 'most interesting man in the world' submissions. But when I do, I include a Pokemon joke.

  19. Grammar Nazi Ghost on September 24th, 2010 4:11 pm

    I don't always browse 4chan.

    But when I do, it's to post on /lit/.

  20. GuessWho666 on September 24th, 2010 4:23 pm

    I don't always use normal attacks on normal pokemon.

    But when I do they're super effective.

  21. KamikazeGible on September 24th, 2010 5:06 pm

    It would have been funnier if he said Fire and Rock or something.

  22. Sir_Nox on September 24th, 2010 5:25 pm

    He once wrestled an Ursuring with his bare hands…And now has a a bear skin rug.

    He caught a Wailord using only a piece of string and his steel will.

    Sharpedos have a horror movie based on a vacation he took to the ocean.

    He can make any pokemon evolve with only a stern look.

    He…Is the most interesting trainer in the world.

    Okay, everybody tell the truth, who read it outloud to themselves in his voice?

  23. budgetballin on September 24th, 2010 5:46 pm

    so much potential!!

  24. MoG on September 24th, 2010 6:33 pm

    So…Where does he fire it from…wait….nevermind

  25. Someguy503 on September 24th, 2010 11:40 pm

    The most interesting man in the world used Splash Attack.

    It’s strangely super effective?!?

  26. uzumakiclan43 on September 26th, 2010 11:22 am

    I don't always use product placements for my jokes. But when I do…

    -Puts on pointy sunglasses-

    It's Because I'm Worth It!


  27. tmotom on September 26th, 2010 8:26 pm

    I dont always troll on Halolz, but when I do, I make sure it’s about Pokemon.

  28. tmotom on September 26th, 2010 8:28 pm

    I could troll this so hard dude. I hate Pokemon, man.

  29. annaon on April 15th, 2011 3:10 am

    I don’t always teach my Diglett Fly.
    But when I do…
    …hey, what?

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