BOXING GLOVES + LIGHTER FLUID = FALCON UPPERCUT!

Necessity is the mother of invention, and Chuck seriously needs to flaming uppercut those  zombies!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 30, 2010 · 12:09 AM 
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Capcom, Dead Rising, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Things Are Heating Up, Xbox 360, Zombies

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53 Responses to “BOXING GLOVES + LIGHTER FLUID = FALCON UPPERCUT!”

  1. Shawn Handyside on August 29th, 2010 9:12 pm

    The math checks out!

  2. Badonk on August 30th, 2010 12:17 am

    Consequently, this equation also solves the meaning of life.

  3. Vosur on August 30th, 2010 12:20 am

    Alt1: Shoryuken!

    Add your own alts to this.

  4. ArmyOfMidgets on August 30th, 2010 12:21 am

    Achievement Unlocked: Scientific Godhood 50000Gp

  5. tveye on August 30th, 2010 12:25 am

    It's well known in the world of math that zombies are flammable. Therefore this equation checks out.

  6. SenorTaco77 on August 30th, 2010 12:35 am

    Guys Learn the names of the moves it's actually called the Raptor boost, ugh.
    Facepalm.jpeg

  7. AuraMaster on August 30th, 2010 12:47 am

    Chuck used Fire Punch!

    It's super effective!

  8. KamikazeGible on August 30th, 2010 12:48 am

    Captain Falcon references? In MY zombie games?!

  9. MrRaccoon on August 30th, 2010 1:06 am

    MY FISTS ARE MADE OF FIRE!

  10. Roflcopter419 on August 30th, 2010 1:07 am

    The equation leaves out that you have to be as awesome as Frank West to pull it off.

  11. KiruBananers on August 30th, 2010 1:22 am

    Its a well known fact Mewtwo was manmade, but did you know the same lab survived,and was not originally a mansion? In pokemon red,The lab that let mewtwo go free due to stupidity tried to package his power under the guise of a mansion. They chose a Random Racer on the pokemon highway enter the test chamber with his motor cycle. The first moves taught to this almost allpowerful humanmon were fighting moves. Shortly after Dynamo Punch and Spin Kick were taught,he was informed his racing days were over. The mansion fell into disarray after codename FALCON escaped.

    Seems someones trying to bottle up the energy of god again,only in generic format.

  12. AquaLink on August 30th, 2010 1:55 am

    HYES!

  13. FoxyMayo on August 30th, 2010 2:46 am

    After the lighter fluid burns off, then you have to worry about the gloves themselves catching fire…

    No need to worry, you can then throw the flaming gloves at something.

    FLYING FIRE PUNCH, GO!!

  14. DM1293 on August 30th, 2010 3:39 am

    Alt5: Pyro and Heavy? THEY MAKE GOOD TEAM.

  15. XxGiroxX on August 30th, 2010 4:08 am

    Well at least hes not a horrible capt.falcon clone

    *Cough gannon cough*

  16. Marzen on August 30th, 2010 6:33 am

    I don't want to set the world on fire….

    I just want to start… a flame in your heart!

  17. Strike_low on August 30th, 2010 7:46 am

    Jack Benton from Flatout 2/Ultimate Carnage in action!

  18. Arb on August 30th, 2010 10:42 am

    Inb4 This hand of mine glows with a awesome power, it’s burning grip tells me to defeat you!

    Just getting it out of the way before someone else does.

  19. doop on August 30th, 2010 12:13 pm

    looks more like……SHORYUKEN!!!

  20. sUm GuY w/ Pi on August 30th, 2010 1:11 pm

    It really burns me to say this, but…

    Looks like Chuck has some
    *shades*
    HOT MOVES.
    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Odd Troll on August 30th, 2010 2:53 pm

    Falcon almighty, great fists of fire!

  22. Kirby_Emprer on August 30th, 2010 8:17 pm

    excuse me i need a dress for my daughter and -- PAUNCH!…..im sorry that was awful…. I'll just go hide now.

  23. Shatman on August 31st, 2010 11:46 am

    …Someone contact Glass Joe. NOW. He needs these.

  24. CrackLawliet on August 31st, 2010 8:55 pm

    I made an account just to correct you guys; It's not lighter fluid, it's Boxing Gloves + Motor Oil.

  25. vatonnage on August 31st, 2010 9:26 pm

    Now THAT'S killing it with fire!
    …Then again, they're zombies, so I guess that's killing it again with fire?

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