Captain Falcon's Check-Up

Well, the good news is his Falcon Knee is as healthy as ever! The bad news is he needs a new doctor…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 13, 2010 · 8:07 PM 
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85 Responses to “Captain Falcon’s Check-Up”

  1. Xyxoz on August 13th, 2010 8:13 pm

    Looks like the Doctor's
    Got a knee in his face

  2. sraigux on August 13th, 2010 8:13 pm

    If no one understands this. It's captain falcon's finishing move after a combo. Competitive smashbros thing

  3. KamikazeGible on August 13th, 2010 8:15 pm

    Captain Falcon's got a KNEE up on his doctor!!

  4. jrharbort on August 13th, 2010 8:18 pm

    In other news, Iron Man has been recently appointed C. Falcon's newest physician.

  5. ShadowHazuki on August 13th, 2010 8:22 pm

    Captain Falcon is a peacock, and he wants you to let him fly!

  6. Warlord Senax on August 13th, 2010 8:24 pm

    Can't let you diagnose that!

  7. Montablac on August 13th, 2010 8:27 pm

    i bet the doctor was new

    not knowin what a knee jerk reaction from the captain would do

  8. Fireman9000 on August 13th, 2010 8:39 pm

    This is why you don't do a check up on Captain Falcons knee.

  9. Daifuku on August 13th, 2010 8:43 pm

    For someone with a PhD. that doctor is pretty stupid. Everyone knows not to get directly in front of a Falcon Reflex.

  10. LeoTheProdigy on August 13th, 2010 8:44 pm

    Doctor: "Is your knee responsive?" *taps knee*
    Falcon: "HYES!" *FALCON KNEE*

  11. Marzen on August 13th, 2010 8:48 pm

    He should be honored to have been touched by the Falcon, why complain about the concussion?

  12. AreUExperienced on August 13th, 2010 8:55 pm

    Rather than create a witty remark, I have instead chosen to compose the following poem:

    "Remarks Upon 'Captain Falcon's Check-Up'"

    The doctor well-focused with fixéd gaze
    Examined the Falcon's feigned malaise;
    Struck rough in the face, he flew across an axis;
    And upon his descent he could not further practice
    The art which he in youth had been trained
    For upon him the Falcon had bestowed some pain
    Quite foreign to him, this encumbrance crippling;
    Had Wolf some pity, he would well quickly
    Refuse the Falcon this horrid excess,
    This gravest abuse; but he no digress
    Would offer to he who so oft denies,
    Sustained by the charges of moistened eyes;
    The doctor, alas, his profession has lost;
    No longer shall he seem quite like a "boss."

  13. MasterLuigi452 on August 13th, 2010 9:00 pm

    Despite of this was on Newgrounds more than 3 years, it doesn't get old.

    In addition, that Falcon is fake.
    Full clothing Falcon is manly enough, but without any clothes, he's exposing this manliness to almost maximum power, thus killing the interrnet.
    This has to be a fake.

  14. Nuckel on August 13th, 2010 9:39 pm

    His leg actualy goes the wrong direction…

  15. sUm GuY w/ Pi on August 13th, 2010 9:42 pm

    "Looks like he KNEEds a new doctor." and i KNEEd to stop with the stupid jokes…oh gawd wait…

  16. Twilizer on August 13th, 2010 9:53 pm

    "FALCON…KNEE!" "Game Set!"

  17. Kuffey on August 13th, 2010 10:01 pm


  18. Kuffey on August 13th, 2010 10:01 pm

    Falcon kneeds a new doctor :D

  19. Twilizer on August 13th, 2010 10:21 pm

    Captain Falcon: FALCON KNEE!
    Announcer: Game Set!

  20. Alpar on August 13th, 2010 10:24 pm

    And that's how Edgeworth died.

    …What? Does nobody else see the resemblance?

  21. Badonk on August 13th, 2010 10:28 pm

    I Knee'd to comment more :(


  22. Twilizer on August 13th, 2010 10:31 pm

    Captain Falcon: FALCON KNEE!

  23. Twilizer on August 13th, 2010 10:33 pm

    Captain Falcon: FALCON KNEE!
    *Doctor goes flying out of the stadium*
    Announcer : Game Set!

  24. Tael on August 13th, 2010 10:36 pm

    The doctor should just be glad he didn't try to put a blood pressure thingy on Falcon's arm… that could have been bad.

  25. Red_Skull on August 13th, 2010 10:51 pm

    *Doctor comes back in beaten bloody pulp*
    Ok now… *pulls glove on* time for your Prostate examintion

    Bend Over


  26. vatonnage on August 13th, 2010 11:06 pm

    If he survived that, I bet he'll be satisfied with the face-lift the Captain gave him so generously.

  27. Junocis on August 13th, 2010 11:26 pm

    The falcon knee of justice. So lucky are we to catch a glimpse of this spectacular technique and not have to worry about flying off and becoming a star or pillar of colored energy.

  28. MoG on August 14th, 2010 4:19 am

    Anyone else notice that if u gave the doctor a red suit, with frills and probably a suitcase. He'd look really close to edgeworth… in low quality.

  29. AuraMaster on August 14th, 2010 7:02 am

    So it's decided. The peacock's gonna fly now.

    *cue Rocky theme*

  30. cAlTh3MAd on August 14th, 2010 7:52 am


    See, because it's like a falcon kick, but it was done with his knee and…

    I'm gonna go sit in a corner now… :|

  31. By-Tor on August 14th, 2010 11:45 am

    Tanj, All the Knee, Doctor, and Falcon related puns have been taken. And now for something completely different.

    What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

  32. TCC on August 14th, 2010 12:44 pm

    I guess you could say that this submission…




  33. Navy_Pheonix on August 14th, 2010 3:20 pm

    Did Captain Falcon Just Knee of Justice Miles Edgeworth's Brother?

  34. goldensun87 on August 14th, 2010 8:07 pm

    GOOD IDEA: Testing the reflexes of a human being. BAD IDEA: Testing the reflexes of Captain Falcon (aka GOD) .

  35. bootmax55 on August 14th, 2010 8:31 pm

    if he can do this to a docter….picture what he can do to a 20 mile high cyclops

  36. metalsen on August 15th, 2010 1:12 am

    Two weeks later:
    -Doctor comes in
    "Ok, mr. Falcon, now the other knee."

  37. BlurrySandwich on August 15th, 2010 1:13 am

    If you think this is crazy you should see what happens when he uses FALCON TOUNGE

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