I wish my boyfriend was as good as you.

Once you’ve battled ten-year old Pokemon Trainer… you never go back!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 10, 2010 · 5:19 PM 
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Adult Situations, Gameboy, Nintendo, Pokémon

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101 Responses to “I wish my boyfriend was as good as you.”

  1. CJ47 on August 10th, 2010 5:22 pm


  2. SenorTaco77 on August 10th, 2010 5:25 pm

    I guess You can't ignore Red's Girth either

  3. Daifuku on August 10th, 2010 5:32 pm

    That's what she said.

    …what? She did say it.

  4. MexicanJuice on August 10th, 2010 5:34 pm
  5. SnowKatana on August 10th, 2010 5:35 pm

    This post approved by pedobear.

  6. codemaster525 on August 10th, 2010 5:37 pm

    Looks like she enjoyed playing with his PokeBalls.

    Although her boyfriend thought that since she was a virgin, he went Slowbro.

    I bet her boyfriend is thinking "I let her Suicune my dick, but she wouldn't Swellow."

    Well I guess now she likes to Rhydon Red's dick.

    Red also says that she enjoys it when he Pincer nipples.

    Looks like her boyfriend can't beat red. He used his Charmander pants came off.

    But oh well. You know what they say, Kakuna Matada!

    Hey, who likes Rick Ghastly?

  7. Tifakitteh on August 10th, 2010 6:03 pm

    I bet she also wears a shirt saying "Dont'cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

  8. Dimomarg on August 10th, 2010 6:06 pm

    And then he ditches them all to go freeze his ass on a mountain.

    freaking mountainphiles.

  9. Alpar on August 10th, 2010 6:09 pm

    Is anyone else disturbed by the fact there are four other people pretty close to them?

  10. Matterisgood on August 10th, 2010 6:10 pm

    Kakuna used Harden!
    Kakuna used String Shot!

  11. Fearow on August 10th, 2010 6:42 pm

    This is funny and all. But what if this screenshot was taken while it was Green (female player) was being played :I

  12. AuraMaster on August 10th, 2010 6:46 pm

    At least he didn't have to use Sleep Powder before he Body Slammed her.

  13. Tifakitteh on August 10th, 2010 6:55 pm

    I guess his Miltank bring all the girls to the yard?

  14. Videogamefool on August 10th, 2010 7:01 pm

    Impotency seems to be a problem among Pokemon Trainers.

    Or should I say that not everyone's Metapod knows Harden.

  15. vatonnage on August 10th, 2010 7:19 pm

    Her boyfriend always whites out in the middle of it. But I guess no one can last as long as Red.

  16. MasterLuigi452 on August 10th, 2010 8:39 pm

    "I wish my boyfriend was as good as you."
    So you could just get with him?

  17. DClaw on August 10th, 2010 8:39 pm

    Ash has been waiting to hear words like that since Misty made an appearance…Unfortunatly for him, he's too busy getting his ass handed to him by Gary, yet that's him in 3 years time and…So…Yeah…

    Kind of a time paradox crossed with dividing by zero when you think of it…

  18. SS4FireFox on August 10th, 2010 8:56 pm

    she will put him…in her pants

  19. Aboithagameboi on August 10th, 2010 9:18 pm

    New rule of Halolz: If it has pokemon, Gary Oak will be mentioned. You may now proceed with the Gary jokes.

  20. Daifuku on August 10th, 2010 10:43 pm


  21. Daifuku on August 10th, 2010 10:47 pm

    Top right corner.
    It's that damn green guy.
    What the fuck was his name?

  22. MoG on August 10th, 2010 11:35 pm

    Red. Why did he give up that life for mountains? we'll never know.

  23. Tifakitteh on August 10th, 2010 11:48 pm

    I recall hearing you were lolicon… wouldn't that be just your age?!

    Just kidding. Did that person get banned, was just a troll, or did Wolf not let it do that?

  24. Odd Troll on August 11th, 2010 12:06 am

    Red used protect!
    but it failed!

  25. Kirby_Emprer on August 11th, 2010 1:07 am

    I'd battle her any day.

  26. KamikazeGible on August 11th, 2010 1:34 am

    1. Find a camper
    2. Beat her in a pokemon battle
    3. ???
    4. PROFIT! And by profit, I mean sex.

  27. Red_Skull on August 11th, 2010 11:45 am

    And from that day forward he was known as Ass Catchem

  28. Marzen on August 11th, 2010 3:28 pm

    Just wait till Red gets to her boyfriend over there. Hell, you can see him in the top right :3

  29. Missinko009 on August 11th, 2010 5:40 pm

    I'd rock-type that.

  30. AnotherFunnyGuy on August 16th, 2010 11:30 pm

    <<BOOM!>> Baby!

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