Did you try playing StarCraft 2 on launch day? Arc v2 did and got this poorly estimated wait time!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 6, 2010 · 2:34 PM 
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Blizzard, Depressing, Motivational, PC, Starcraft, Too Much Free Time

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58 Responses to “STARCRAFT II”

  1. Captain Obvious on August 6th, 2010 2:36 pm

    That’s a long time and this is the first comment!

  2. LeoTheProdigy on August 6th, 2010 2:41 pm

    Reminds me of the server debacle when the Halo: Reach beta opened up.

  3. GameboyPATH on August 6th, 2010 2:45 pm


  4. Ozymil on August 6th, 2010 2:45 pm

    Alright, who's the jerk that told Blizzard about Valve time?

  5. Terpsichore on August 6th, 2010 2:46 pm

    Starcraft II on preorder -- $79
    68 years of internet connection -- $40,000
    Losing your first match in 3 minutes to a Zergling Rush? Priceless

    Theres some things money cant make you rage over. For everything else, theres Blizzard

  6. DClaw on August 6th, 2010 2:50 pm

    And now you know why additional pylons were needed… But guess what?

  7. BurnoutSpartan on August 6th, 2010 2:56 pm

    Coincidentally, 2078 is the year Blizzard announced to release Starcraft III. But everyone knows they won't deliver. We might however, get Diablo III that year.

  8. JayOrDan23 on August 6th, 2010 2:57 pm

    Mark your calendar for August 14, 2078!

  9. Dr. Furry on August 6th, 2010 3:21 pm

    it'll come out with episode 3

  10. Link4all on August 6th, 2010 3:50 pm

    A competition to who dies first. You, or the game?

  11. Xyxoz on August 6th, 2010 3:59 pm

    The good thing about that game, though, is they tell you how long it'll be before the game comes out right in the title!

  12. Warlord Senax on August 6th, 2010 4:19 pm


  13. Fireman9000 on August 6th, 2010 4:23 pm

    It takes 400,000 years to release starcraft 2, For twelve seconds.

  14. Aboithagameboi on August 6th, 2010 4:59 pm

    "Starcraft II is coming out?!"
    "It's going to be legen… wait for it…. DARY!"

    And so, Arc v2 started playing. He was having more orgasms than Paris Hilton, just so he didnt have to leave and reach his daily fap quota. And then…
    "It's almost done loading! I'm about to play Starcraft II on a release day!"

    And then…. BALLZ IN YA FACE!!

  15. aimless_void on August 6th, 2010 5:44 pm

    Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get to play StarCraft again…

    …IN A HUNDRED YEARS!!! Aaaahahahahaha!

  16. Tifakitteh on August 6th, 2010 6:12 pm

    Starcraft 2 Chapter 1; 18 more months before you get an intermede with Protoss and another 18 before the world is really saved. Or will it be?

  17. Dimomarg on August 6th, 2010 6:24 pm

    It's like Duke Nukem Forever!

  18. MasterLuigi452 on August 6th, 2010 6:36 pm

    I'm calling HAX on that.

  19. Nick Soapdish on August 6th, 2010 8:33 pm

    Oh man, 68 years! But I want to call people noobs and fags right now!

  20. YourPalHal on August 7th, 2010 11:43 am

    YES, at last the game's out! Now I just have to log in to and-
    *Dr. Evil appears*

    "I'm holding your login in que for"
    *Dramatic music/close up*

    "One Hundred Billion Hours!"
    *Pinky to mouth*

  21. tmotom on August 7th, 2010 2:46 pm

    I would say something, but everyone else is a hater and will just -1 hammer the living shit out of me.

  22. M4DD4WG on August 8th, 2010 1:47 am

    Looks like someone's been taking lessons from the windows file copy programmer.

  23. Videogamefool on August 8th, 2010 3:25 am

    Vegeta, how many days will it take for us to finally play StarCraft 2?

    ….OVER 9000! *crushes mouse*

  24. dope92 on August 8th, 2010 6:38 pm

    you waited for almost three days outside best buy for starcraft II to come out. you fight a group of nerds to get to the checkout and leave the store with a copy. by the time you get home, finally load it up, and go online, you find you have to wait 69 years before you actually play it.

    then you get an email with the message saying "THIS GAME IS FKKN AWESOME!!!" who sent you this email?

    gary motherfucking oak.

  25. Kuffey on August 12th, 2010 12:40 am

    Time is only relative. Starcraft, is not. NERD RAGE

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