Did you try playing StarCraft 2 on launch day? Arc v2 did and got this poorly estimated wait time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 6, 2010 · 2:34 PM
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That’s a long time and this is the first comment!
Reminds me of the server debacle when the Halo: Reach beta opened up.
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Alright, who's the jerk that told Blizzard about Valve time?
Starcraft II on preorder -- $79
68 years of internet connection -- $40,000
Losing your first match in 3 minutes to a Zergling Rush? Priceless
Theres some things money cant make you rage over. For everything else, theres Blizzard
And now you know why additional pylons were needed… But guess what?
THEY DIDN'T LISTEN!!!
Coincidentally, 2078 is the year Blizzard announced to release Starcraft III. But everyone knows they won't deliver. We might however, get Diablo III that year.
Mark your calendar for August 14, 2078!
it'll come out with episode 3
A competition to who dies first. You, or the game?
The good thing about that game, though, is they tell you how long it'll be before the game comes out right in the title!
HEMAD.
It takes 400,000 years to release starcraft 2, For twelve seconds.
"Starcraft II is coming out?!"
"It's going to be legen… wait for it…. DARY!"
And so, Arc v2 started playing. He was having more orgasms than Paris Hilton, just so he didnt have to leave and reach his daily fap quota. And then…
"It's almost done loading! I'm about to play Starcraft II on a release day!"
And then…. BALLZ IN YA FACE!!
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get to play StarCraft again…
…IN A HUNDRED YEARS!!! Aaaahahahahaha!
Starcraft 2 Chapter 1; 18 more months before you get an intermede with Protoss and another 18 before the world is really saved. Or will it be?
It's like Duke Nukem Forever!
I'm calling HAX on that.
Oh man, 68 years! But I want to call people noobs and fags right now!
YES, at last the game's out! Now I just have to log in to battle.net and-
*Dr. Evil appears*
"I'm holding your login in que for"
*Dramatic music/close up*
"One Hundred Billion Hours!"
*Pinky to mouth*
I would say something, but everyone else is a hater and will just -1 hammer the living shit out of me.
Looks like someone's been taking lessons from the windows file copy programmer. http://xkcd.com/612/
Vegeta, how many days will it take for us to finally play StarCraft 2?
….OVER 9000! *crushes mouse*
you waited for almost three days outside best buy for starcraft II to come out. you fight a group of nerds to get to the checkout and leave the store with a copy. by the time you get home, finally load it up, and go online, you find you have to wait 69 years before you actually play it.
then you get an email with the message saying "THIS GAME IS FKKN AWESOME!!!" who sent you this email?
gary motherfucking oak.
Time is only relative. Starcraft, is not. NERD RAGE