
I’ll have a venti iced mocha java chip frappachino with an extra shot of espresso. Oh and a chocolate chip barrel roll!
By Brian Lastorka, based off our matching t-shirt!


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"Don't get two coffees, Star Fox!"
"Use the Drive-Thru to get a boost!"
How can a Landmaster go through that drive through??
Oh wait…
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Drive through huh? *Spawns landmaster*
Must… resist… bad… puns.
"Get this guy off me, Fox!"
"Slippy, he's after your delicious whipped mocha frappuccino! Now available for a limited time only at your closest available StarFox Coffee shop!"
Use caffeine wisely!
Fox: I need to get me some coffee, time go to the Drive-thru…
Wolf: Can't let you through that Star Fox!
*disgruntled Fox goes home to watch some television*
Wolf: Can't let you view that idiot box!
Fox: WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? AND HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?
Wolf: PLEASE DON'T REDO YOUR DOOR LOCKS!
Pretty smooth grinding, Fox.
dammit beat me to it :(, oh well +1 for you
-Goddamit Slippy! My hot coffee cup will melt! It's BOILING HOT
-Relax, Fox! This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!
I should show Godot this place.
Great! I finally have a morning hangout!
Now, for evenings… I need to decide…
GET A CINNAMON ROLL!
that's weird, not a single CSI comment….
btw, I'm new. Hi everybody! (the correct response is 'Hi, Dr. Nick!)
Peppy: DO A BARRELROLL
Fox: I don't think thats a good idea
Peppy: DO A BARRELROLL
Fox: Fine… OH GOD IT BURNS, PEPPY YOU MONSTER!
"So will you be having Decaf or Regular, sir?"
Wolf: "I CAN'T CHOOOOOOOSE!!!!"
Coffee master approves of this use of photoshop.
wow this got posted?
Hate to not make a pun, but looks like Shawn is digging deep through his email for stuff now. This was made months ago lol.
hey spplmj do you post on japanator?
Obligatory:
Can’t let you brew that, starbucks!
$5.00 for a cup o' joe.
No way! I don't believe it!
That submission has no value…
Funny. You'd expect a place like this to be stationed in space, and Arwings are used to drive there, not cars.
I think I'll stick with mah little BUMBERCAR!
can't let you say that Gaytits!
All Starfox coffee technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous coffee cup malfunction prior to your victory sip.
KOFFEE!!!
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GIANT COFFEE CUP ATTACKING TOURISTS
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No use crying over spilt coffee
i still prefer my tim horton's…