I’ll have a venti iced mocha java chip frappachino with an extra shot of espresso. Oh and a chocolate chip barrel roll!
By Brian Lastorka, based off our matching t-shirt!

STARFOX COFFEE

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 18, 2010 · 12:48 AM

(225 votes, average: 2.92 out of 5)

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Nintendo, Photo Op, Serious Business, StarFox

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TalkingBidoof on July 18th, 2010 4:52 am

"Don't get two coffees, Star Fox!"
PaladinVance on July 18th, 2010 5:18 am

"Use the Drive-Thru to get a boost!"
MasterLuigi452 on July 18th, 2010 5:27 am

How can a Landmaster go through that drive through??
Oh wait…
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Juggernaut470 on July 18th, 2010 1:32 am

Drive through huh? *Spawns landmaster*
Acrazymonke on July 18th, 2010 5:34 am

Must… resist… bad… puns.
tveye on July 18th, 2010 5:48 am

"Get this guy off me, Fox!"

"Slippy, he's after your delicious whipped mocha frappuccino! Now available for a limited time only at your closest available StarFox Coffee shop!"
Cypher on July 18th, 2010 5:53 am

Use caffeine wisely!
Brawling Bouse on July 18th, 2010 2:08 am

Fox: I need to get me some coffee, time go to the Drive-thru…
Wolf: Can't let you through that Star Fox!

*disgruntled Fox goes home to watch some television*

Wolf: Can't let you view that idiot box!
Fox: WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? AND HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?
Wolf: PLEASE DON'T REDO YOUR DOOR LOCKS!
AuraMaster on July 18th, 2010 6:35 am

Pretty smooth grinding, Fox.
Kirby_Emprer on July 18th, 2010 3:15 am

dammit beat me to it :(, oh well +1 for you
Darkangelsv1 on July 18th, 2010 8:12 am

-Goddamit Slippy! My hot coffee cup will melt! It's BOILING HOT
-Relax, Fox! This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!
Miles on July 18th, 2010 8:25 am

I should show Godot this place.
TheKickAss'r Miles on July 18th, 2010 4:29 am

Great! I finally have a morning hangout!
Now, for evenings… I need to decide…
tryrestart on July 18th, 2010 9:12 am

GET A CINNAMON ROLL!
Tael on July 18th, 2010 5:42 am

that's weird, not a single CSI comment….

btw, I'm new. Hi everybody! (the correct response is 'Hi, Dr. Nick!)
Inky Blue on July 18th, 2010 5:56 am

Peppy: DO A BARRELROLL

Fox: I don't think thats a good idea

Peppy: DO A BARRELROLL

Fox: Fine… OH GOD IT BURNS, PEPPY YOU MONSTER!
Hejiru on July 18th, 2010 11:13 am

"So will you be having Decaf or Regular, sir?"

Wolf: "I CAN'T CHOOOOOOOSE!!!!"
Fearow on July 18th, 2010 1:17 pm

Coffee master approves of this use of photoshop.
Badonk on July 18th, 2010 4:08 pm

wow this got posted?

Hate to not make a pun, but looks like Shawn is digging deep through his email for stuff now. This was made months ago lol.
misfitshadow on July 18th, 2010 12:14 pm

hey spplmj do you post on japanator?
Meleemaster500 on July 18th, 2010 1:29 pm

Obligatory:

Can’t let you brew that, starbucks!
TheKickAss'r Miles on July 18th, 2010 1:45 pm

$5.00 for a cup o' joe.
No way! I don't believe it!
Nuckel on July 18th, 2010 6:04 pm

That submission has no value…
Alpar on July 18th, 2010 6:29 pm

Funny. You'd expect a place like this to be stationed in space, and Arwings are used to drive there, not cars.
Grashbar on July 18th, 2010 7:08 pm

I think I'll stick with mah little BUMBERCAR!
bootmax55 on July 18th, 2010 7:50 pm

can't let you say that Gaytits!
GoddamGamer on July 18th, 2010 4:25 pm

All Starfox coffee technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous coffee cup malfunction prior to your victory sip.
Missinko009 on July 19th, 2010 12:16 pm

KOFFEE!!!
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GIANT COFFEE CUP ATTACKING TOURISTS
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No use crying over spilt coffee
sorin255 on July 20th, 2010 10:03 pm

i still prefer my tim horton's…