bp - Bringing you the best

I always wondered how Sonic 2’s Oil Ocean Zone got the way it is… guess BP couldn’t cap that spill either.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 13, 2010 · 4:14 AM 
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Failure, Genesis, Sega, Serious Business, Sonic the Hedgehog, Under the Sea

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43 Responses to “bp – Bringing you the best”

  1. Miles on June 13th, 2010 8:45 am

    BP has officially lost their fortunes.
    They have to save America, The Mushroom Kingdom, and Mobius!

  2. BoxeyBrown on June 13th, 2010 8:48 am

    When it comes to stopping the oil leak,
    I believe Sonic only has one thing to say to BP:

    "You're too slow!"

  3. VyseRogueKing on June 13th, 2010 9:03 am

    I'm tempted to see what would happen if I throw a match down into that ocean now…

  4. Cypher on June 13th, 2010 9:44 am

    If anything, this makes me wanna run across a oil spill.

    Because OBVIOUSLY it can happen in real life if I can happen in a game.

    "So now you just shoot the cop and take his car.."

  5. Fat_Guy on June 13th, 2010 6:03 am

    was gonna write something serious but oh wait halolz

  6. ThePinkSpartan on June 13th, 2010 10:19 am

    At first, I lol'd. Then I srs'd.

    Jokes aside, this whole spill thing really is horrible. The worst part about it? BP is going to drive gas prices through the roof to "cover the expense" and after an initial dip of -at most- 50 points BP stocks are going to skyrocket.

    The U.S. government should seize and freeze BP's american assets (which is over half their customer base) until this shit is fixed. Bet they'd work pretty fucking fast then.

  7. MiniNinja on June 13th, 2010 10:27 am

    bp -- bringing you the pest

  8. OmegaJunk on June 13th, 2010 11:21 am

    I laughed out loud at this. Well played!

  9. Leo058 on June 13th, 2010 11:43 am

    We didn't listen! WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!! *sobs*

  10. Alpar on June 13th, 2010 1:17 pm

    So Sonic decided to pay back Mario for making fun of him all those years by leaking out oil into the Mushroom Kingdom.

    Sonic you jerk.

  11. sorin255 on June 13th, 2010 1:18 pm

    next major world tragedy:
    Someone will build a weird looking space colony and blow up the moon…. We'll then be plagued by the popularity/hatred of their emo "leader" returning from the dead

  12. sorin255 on June 13th, 2010 1:24 pm

    don't forget Azeroth -- how do you think the oil patches in Warcraft 2 came to be?

  13. Fission on June 13th, 2010 1:28 pm

    'Botnik Petroleum.

  14. Daifuku on June 13th, 2010 2:00 pm

    Well now all you liberals out there, are we running out of oil now? Seems to me we have too much :T

  15. Roflcopter419 on June 13th, 2010 2:56 pm

    Bringing you the best? False advertisement at its finest.

  16. EXjericho on June 13th, 2010 11:39 am

    They sent down some robots to fix the leak, but Sonic turned them into birds.

    The birds subsequently drowned. A moment’s silence, if you will.

  17. EXjericho on June 13th, 2010 11:41 am

    They sent down some robots to seal the leak, but sonic turned them into birds.

    The birds subsequently drowned. A moment's silence, if you will.

  18. Gamage on June 13th, 2010 3:48 pm

    No wonder sonic never swims.

  19. Nick Soapdish on June 13th, 2010 3:59 pm

    All I can think of now is oil covered wildlife with this music playing: target="_blank">

  20. SS4FireFox on June 13th, 2010 8:17 pm

    Was oil man here? God, how much lube did he need?

  21. BlueChameleon on June 13th, 2010 10:06 pm

    Don't worry, Obama is here to kick Robotnik's ass!

  22. TehVortex on June 13th, 2010 11:08 pm

    Imagine the boss fights <(^_^)^ ^(^_^)>

  23. Marzen on June 14th, 2010 12:02 pm

    Heheh, my brother actually said this to me the other day: "You know, with all the oil, our childhood dreams of living in a Sonic zone could come true! You know, Oil Ocean!"

    I laughed. Then I cried. Dreams are so bitter sweet sometimes.

  24. Miles on June 14th, 2010 4:55 pm

    Need a Suicune Here!
    Need a Suicune here!
    Dammit Obama, just get a Suicune!

  25. hypermetalix on June 15th, 2010 11:21 am

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