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Dante's MONFERNO

Ever wondered where all the evil Pokémon went when they died?
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Dante’s MONFERNO



Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 3, 2010 · 8:57 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (198 votes, average: 3.31 out of 5)
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Nintendo, Pokémon, Spiritual Enlightenment, Storytime/Wordplay, Things Are Heating Up

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64 Responses to “Dante’s MONFERNO”

  1. TCC on June 3rd, 2010 1:19 pm

    have you learned nothing Shawn? Poke'mon NEVER die. ಠ_ಠ

  2. ArmyOfMidgets on June 3rd, 2010 1:50 pm

    …What?
    Dante's Monferno is evolving?!
    *flashes*
    Congratulations! Dante's Monferno evolved into Dante's Infernape!

  3. AuraMaster on June 3rd, 2010 1:55 pm

    Welcome to your Houndoom.

  4. AuraMaster on June 3rd, 2010 10:04 am

    Pokemon that would clearly inhabit the circles:
    Circle three (gluttons): Munchlax, Snorlax, Gulpin, Swalot
    Circle four (hoarders): Gabite, Garchomp
    Circle five (wrathful): Mankey, Primeape, Gyarados
    Circle seven (violent, suicides): Voltorb*, Electrode*, Geodude*, Graveler*, Golem*, Ursaring, Beedrill
    Circle eight (seducers, flatterers, thieves): Any pokemon with Cute Charm ability, Gardevoir, any pokemon with Thief
    Circle nine (traitors, betrayals): Any pokemon that ignored his trainer when he needed them most because he didn't have a certain badge.

    *For taking the easy way out by using Self-destruct or Explosion

  5. MrRaccoon on June 3rd, 2010 2:07 pm

    "In the year 20XX, after years of being called a poop trower starter, Chimchar decided it was time to show humanity what was he capable of, and he couldn't stop until the last human knew about the power his trainer Dante gave him after an overdose of rare candies"…

    And only Smugleaf rejoyces

  6. Badonk on June 3rd, 2010 10:29 am

    Some other classic fiction.

    Homers Odishee
    Jirachi and the Argonauts
    The Holy Bibarel

  7. EphEphEcksIII on June 3rd, 2010 2:43 pm

    Is this the one with Pierce Ketchum or Tommy Lee Oaks? I forget.

  8. Roflcopter419 on June 3rd, 2010 3:24 pm

    I question why he didn't go with Dante's Infernape.

  9. chetoos8 on June 3rd, 2010 5:50 pm

    At least its better than the wotter.

  10. Alpar on June 3rd, 2010 7:11 pm

    You people all parodied the good books…

    *Emo corner*

  11. Xyxoz on June 3rd, 2010 7:30 pm

    I have finally submitted something useful!

  12. BoxeyBrown on June 3rd, 2010 9:14 pm

    I don't want to know what happens when it evolves!

  13. TehVortex on June 5th, 2010 12:18 pm

    Dante? I think I beat him in Mt. Coronet.

  14. thescotian on June 13th, 2010 3:28 pm

    This book should be on the New York Times' best-seller's list!

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