Ever wondered where all the evil Pokémon went when they died?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 3, 2010 · 8:57 AM
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have you learned nothing Shawn? Poke'mon NEVER die. ಠ_ಠ
Yeah, they just faint and go to the Pokémon center!
They do in the manga.
So why did someone build poke-cementary in Lavender and on Mt. Pyre?
And what happened to that Marowak and Raticate in first-gen games?
…What?
Dante's Monferno is evolving?!
*flashes*
Congratulations! Dante's Monferno evolved into Dante's Infernape!
Welcome to your Houndoom.
they evolved into ghosts…. shutup. ಠ_ಠ
Pokemon that would clearly inhabit the circles:
Circle three (gluttons): Munchlax, Snorlax, Gulpin, Swalot
Circle four (hoarders): Gabite, Garchomp
Circle five (wrathful): Mankey, Primeape, Gyarados
Circle seven (violent, suicides): Voltorb*, Electrode*, Geodude*, Graveler*, Golem*, Ursaring, Beedrill
Circle eight (seducers, flatterers, thieves): Any pokemon with Cute Charm ability, Gardevoir, any pokemon with Thief
Circle nine (traitors, betrayals): Any pokemon that ignored his trainer when he needed them most because he didn't have a certain badge.
*For taking the easy way out by using Self-destruct or Explosion
"In the year 20XX, after years of being called a poop trower starter, Chimchar decided it was time to show humanity what was he capable of, and he couldn't stop until the last human knew about the power his trainer Dante gave him after an overdose of rare candies"…
And only Smugleaf rejoyces
Chimchar, U MAD?
What are you talking about? Raticate doesn't evolve into Ghastly…. does it?
Some other classic fiction.
Homers Odishee
Jirachi and the Argonauts
The Holy Bibarel
Why can't the games be more like that :(
ARBOK CUT IN HALF YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Is this the one with Pierce Ketchum or Tommy Lee Oaks? I forget.
Why do people still add the 'h' to Gastly? ಠ_ಠ
Because it would mess up THE GAME.
Hmm… So giving them everstones basically makes them immortal?
Der Weedle zur Macht?
Also:
The Canterbury Ninetales
The Lord of the Ursarings
The Taming of the Sandshrew
A Tale of Two Skitties
I question why he didn't go with Dante's Infernape.
What about the wild ones…? Rare wandering pokemon (like Entei) don't come back if they faint…
…Well that paints a whole new perspective on my leveling up strategies. Apparently, I'm a mass murderer.
They "faint".
Also Sprach Zapados?
And of course the modern classic series of Harry Potter:
Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Lunatone
Harry Potter & The Chamber of Shiftry
Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Alakazam
Harry Potter & The Goblet of Flareon
Harry Potter & The Order of the Ho-oh
Harry Potter & Half-blood Prinplup
Harry Potter & The Deathly Haunter
*presses B button*
HA
A Tale of Two Skitties sounds like the most adorable book on the entire planet.
Jenseits von Gloom und Böse.
It was the best of IVs, it was the worst of IVs.
It was the age of being super effective, it was the age of not being very effective.
Because we wouldn't have gotten to see ArmyOfMidgets' witty comment.
The generation 3 dex says something about Taillow usually eating Wurmple as prey. If Pokemon don't die are the Wurmples still alive inside them?
I don't get Gabite in hoarders D:
There is no 3rd generation… there's only 1 pokémon and that's pokémon red and Blue!
At least its better than the wotter.
G/S/C > R/G/B/Y
B/W > G/S/C by default.
How so? Smugleaf?
Lol..fiction…The Holy Bibarel…
…HEY!
You people all parodied the good books…
*Emo corner*
'Harry Potter and the Golbat of Fire' would have been better.
And who can forget
The Heart is a Lonely Haunter
The Goldeen Bowl
A Handful of Duskull
Pokemon Farm
As I Lay Fainting
All the Kingdra's Men
Absolom, Absolom
SPOILER ALERT
It lived…
I have finally submitted something useful!
Because we can
I don't want to know what happens when it evolves!
Why, U MAD?
oh, he'll be fine, just take give him to a strange lady with pink hair for five seconds and he'll be good as new. :D
For the good of all of us, except the Grammar Nazis.
and the ones who are dead.
HELCOME TO WALOLZ.
DAMN YOU, I was going make an Infernape joke…
You forgot the first two circles:
Circle 1 (Limbo): Normal types and baby pokemon
Circle 2 (Lust): Lopunny
I left those out because I couldn't think of anything at the time. But while we're talking Circle 2, I think Brock qualifies easy.
As Sonic would say in a sophisticated manner: Your agility is at a much lower level than is necessary!
Wow someone who knows of the death of Blue's Raticate o.o
They're not dead, they just "fainted" and need to go to the pokemon center.
what about that tower in lavander town for pokemon ghosts ^___^
Not to mention Circle 4 is "greed" not just hoarders, so that includes people who had wealth and wasted it, and those who valued worldly possessions above all else
So Cubone and Far'feched also qualify
It kills you all like magikarp (if he ever evolves with the exception of that one comic)
…free healthcare.
Dante? I think I beat him in Mt. Coronet.
Good show, dear chap.
*sips tea*
Not to mention that they've got free healthcare.
I'm sure there's a book that we can parody….
Maybe…. no, that was taken….
Ohh! How about…… no…
They WERE all taken…….
*joins Alpar in the emo corner*
Want a drink?
Insert witty CSI joke…..
*shades*
Here.
http://www.instantsfun.es/csi
This book should be on the New York Times' best-seller's list!